When the messenger of God boldly speaks through an ass, people sit up and listen (Numbers 22:28-30). Well, it's happened again! Praise Jesus! This time, the Holy Ghost has boldly spoken through a Birmingham, Alabama preacher to set the record straight, prophesy the future, and solve the mystery about who is behind Gay Marriage (no pun intended)!
Short version:
February 9th, 2016, we'll see the end of Traditional Marriage, and the beginning of Anything Goes Marriage, including dogs, cats, cockroaches, and inanimate implements of housekeeping. Watch for it.
Duracell profits the most from the end of morality. Stock up now and your local store shopkeeper will know you're a pervert. Don't stock up and your neighbors will. When you hear the faint buzz and low lights emanating from your neighbors' windows, you'll know they've fallen to the Dark One. And have powered him with 9 volts.