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Lesbo Legislator Threatens to Expose Affairs of Godly Straight Colleagues. -
01-26-2015, 11:08 PM
We elected politicians have an obligation to uphold the ethics of our respective offices. That is why today I am calling the impeachment of a woman legislator in the State of Alabama.
The woman is an out lesbian. She is upset because some of her Christian colleagues are expressing outrage at an activist Judge's ruling to allow homers to marry in Alabama. They are correctly citing family values.
The homer legislator knows, or thinks she knows, that some heterosexual Christian colleagues are having affairs. She has threatened to expose these colleagues if they don't stop using family values to challenge homer marriage.
She is so unethical it is un-American. The private business of Christian elected public servants is not the business of her's.
I'm really busy in Freehold just now, but that doesn't mean I'm going to stay here and watch this sinner take down Christian colleagues. I'm fixin' for an Alabama fight.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/0...usaolp00000592
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Lesbo Legislator Threatens to Expose Affairs of Godly Straight Colleagues. -
01-27-2015, 12:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
We elected politicians have an obligation to uphold the ethics of our respective offices. That is why today I am calling the impeachment of a woman legislator in the State of Alabama.
The woman is an out lesbian. She is upset because some of her Christian colleagues are expressing outrage at an activist Judge's ruling to allow homers to marry in Alabama. They are correctly citing family values.
The homer legislator knows, or thinks she knows, that some heterosexual Christian colleagues are having affairs. She has threatened to expose these colleagues if they don't stop using family values to challenge homer marriage.
She is so unethical it is un-American. The private business of Christian elected public servants is not the business of her's.
I'm really busy in Freehold just now, but that doesn't mean I'm going to stay here and watch this sinner take down Christian colleagues. I'm fixin' for an Alabama fight.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/0...usaolp00000592
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Mayor Hold, "The private business of Christian elected public servants is not the business of her's."
Then should we care that she is a lesbian? Isnt that her private business?
Respectively,
Al
Mark 13:22
“For false Christs and false prophets shall rise, and shall shew signs and wonders, to seduce, if it were possible, even the elect.”
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Re: Lesbo Legislator Threatens to Expose Affairs of Godly Straight Colleagues. -
01-27-2015, 12:22 AM
The fact that she is a lesbian is God's business. And God wants us to know, so that makes it our business.
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Mayor of Freehold
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Re: Lesbo Legislator Threatens to Expose Affairs of Godly Straight Colleagues. -
01-27-2015, 12:53 AM
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Originally Posted by alooneymormon
Mayor Hold, "The private business of Christian elected public servants is not the business of her's."
Then should we care that she is a lesbian? Isnt that her private business?
Respectively,
Al
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Are you saying we can compare the family values of Christian men to the terrible sins of atheist lesbians? That's just absurd.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Lesbo Legislator Threatens to Expose Affairs of Godly Straight Colleagues. -
01-27-2015, 03:30 AM
This kind of backsliding in a formerly Christian country like Alabama is another sign of the degeneracy that has taken root in America. What are we to do? Surly, the End is Near.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: Lesbo Legislator Threatens to Expose Affairs of Godly Straight Colleagues. -
01-27-2015, 04:53 AM
Threatening to make up slanderous lies about her colleagues if they don't abandon every shred of morality. Need we any more proof that lesbeans are terrorists? She was probably involved with murdering that Charlie Hebdo guy too.
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: Lesbo Legislator Threatens to Expose Affairs of Godly Straight Colleagues. -
01-27-2015, 01:05 PM
You guys are the Christian equivalent of al quada
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Re: Lesbo Legislator Threatens to Expose Affairs of Godly Straight Colleagues. -
01-27-2015, 01:15 PM
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Originally Posted by AtheistPotsmoker
You guys are the Christian equivalent of al quada
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How can that be? We believe in Jesus, not some made up superstition.
Jesus wins again, smart guy.
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Lesbo Legislator Threatens to Expose Affairs of Godly Straight Colleagues. -
01-27-2015, 04:28 PM
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Originally Posted by alooneymormon
Mayor Hold, "The private business of Christian elected public servants is not the business of her's."
Then should we care that she is a lesbian? Isnt that her private business?
Respectively,
Al
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Didn't you read the article? She doesn't hide her sexuality. She openly flaunts in front of everyone, including children. She shoves it down our very throats. She has turned it from her own personal business to everyone's business. Don't you ever think of the children?
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in 2016
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Re: Lesbo Legislator Threatens to Expose Affairs of Godly Straight Colleagues. -
01-27-2015, 06:26 PM
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Originally Posted by VictoryOS
Didn't you read the article? She doesn't hide her sexuality. She openly flaunts in front of everyone, including children. She shoves it down our very throats. She has turned it from her own personal business to everyone's business. Don't you ever think of the children?
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Amen Sister! Indeed that Alabama lezbean could stand a healthy dose of the King James Bible (KJV1611) and heed to what Jesus said about casting the first stone (John 8:7), and while she appears to be well past her prime for producing soldiers for Christ, she looks like she has porked out far too much on that Alabama cuisine. Being a Democrat, she needs to sign herself up for one of Michelle Obama's school lunch programs.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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Re: Lesbo Legislator Threatens to Expose Affairs of Godly Straight Colleagues. -
01-27-2015, 10:19 PM
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Originally Posted by VictoryOS
Didn't you read the article? She doesn't hide her sexuality. She openly flaunts in front of everyone, including children. She shoves it down our very throats. She has turned it from her own personal business to everyone's business. Don't you ever think of the children?
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Too many people let their minds wander into a gay persons bedroom. I re-read the article. She wasnt flaunting anything. She simply was not hiding her sexuality. God will deal with her in any which way you believe he will. She does have a point about the hypocrisy pf some politicians though....
Mark 13:22
“For false Christs and false prophets shall rise, and shall shew signs and wonders, to seduce, if it were possible, even the elect.”
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Re: Lesbo Legislator Threatens to Expose Affairs of Godly Straight Colleagues. -
01-27-2015, 10:39 PM
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Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan
she looks like she has porked out far too much on that Alabama cuisine. Being a Democrat, she needs to sign herself up for one of Michelle Obama's school lunch programs.
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Why is it that lezbeans are always so fat?
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Re: Lesbo Legislator Threatens to Expose Affairs of Godly Straight Colleagues. -
01-28-2015, 12:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Jim Farmer
Why is it that lezbeans are always so fat?
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Brother, I think it's because fat girls can't catch the attention of boys, so they start lowering their standards and accepting flirtatious advances from girls. Fat girls choose lesbianism to combat crippling loneliness.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Mayor of Freehold
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Re: Lesbo Legislator Threatens to Expose Affairs of Godly Straight Colleagues. -
01-28-2015, 03:48 AM
I'm feeling a little better about this whole thing today. I've learned the legislature in Alabama has an Ethics Committee. No doubt when they here about a lesbian member threatening to out straight Christian members who have had affairs, they will stop her in her tracks.
The thing that is so worthless about her threat is this. If there are male members who have had harlots chase after them, each one would have gotten down on his knees and received forgiveness. Once Jesus forgave the legislator the matter is closed and sealed.
That an affair ever happened is, first, the fault of the harlot and, second, of absolutely no consequence to voters. There is, then, no reason for voters to know about such matters--they remain the business of the legislator and Jesus.
http://ethics.alabama.gov/default2.aspx
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Lesbo Legislator Threatens to Expose Affairs of Godly Straight Colleagues. -
01-28-2015, 03:59 AM
I expect that woman stopped rolling her cigarette package up in the sleeve of her tee shirt and covered up her tattoos after she got elected. She is obviously not wearing her Terminator wrap around sunglasses with the mirrored lenses. She looks like she wants to fight. I still can't understand how she ever got elected in Alabama anyway.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: Lesbo Legislator Threatens to Expose Affairs of Godly Straight Colleagues. -
01-28-2015, 10:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Jim Farmer
Why is it that lezbeans are always so fat?
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We've all seen those pictures of that bull dyke Rosie O'Donnell and the stories of how Obama has funded millions of dollars to try and find out what lezbeans are predominantly fat. We don't need to spend millions to know that, but Obama seems to be trying to get to the bottom of it (pun intended).
The LIEberals seem to be intent on proving that the trim and buff bodies of all True Christian™ male residents of Freehold are gay.
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Debunking the Myths of the NIH's $1.5 Million 'Lesbians Are Fat' Study
Alexander Abad-Santos
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The study, according to its abstract, is in fact examining the connection between obesity and sexual orientation. But there's more here than the knee-jerk (and not very subtle) lesbian fat joke. It's important to remember that nearly half of straight women are obese, too, and that the study is also figuring out why straight men are more often overweight than gay men:
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It is now well-established that women of minority sexual orientation are disproportionately affected by the obesity epidemic, with nearly three-quarters of adult lesbians overweight or obese, compared to half of heterosexual women. In stark contrast, among men, heterosexual males have nearly double the risk of obesity compared to gay males. Despite clear evidence from descriptive epidemiologic research that sexual orientation and gender markedly pattern obesity disparities, there is almost no prospective, analytic epidemiologic research into the causes of these disparities.
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All of which is to say, these headlines would have been accurate as the inverse: "Obama administration spends $1.5 million to figure out why straight men are fat." Or: "Obama administration spends $1.5 million to figure out why gay men have rocking bodies." Or perhaps: "America is overweight (except for gay men?) and scientists are trying to determine why."
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http://www.thewire.com/national/2013...t-study/63007/
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Originally Posted by Alvin Moss
I expect that woman stopped rolling her cigarette package up in the sleeve of her tee shirt and covered up her tattoos after she got elected. She is obviously not wearing her Terminator wrap around sunglasses with the mirrored lenses. She looks like she wants to fight. I still can't understand how she ever got elected in Alabama anyway.
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Lezbean biker gangs have been coming out of California for decades now, riding around the country and converting vast numbers of innocent and impressionable nubile young women. It's a sad state of affairs, but that's what happens when you take Jesus out of the schools.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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Mayor of Freehold
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Re: Lesbo Legislator Threatens to Expose Affairs of Godly Straight Colleagues. -
01-28-2015, 03:56 PM
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Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan
Lezbean biker gangs have been coming out of California for decades now, riding around the country and converting vast numbers of innocent and impressionable nubile young women. It's a sad state of affairs, but that's what happens when you take Jesus out of the schools.
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Lesbians have infiltrated airline pilots, too. They troll for young female pilots. If you look into the cockpit on your next flight and see a female pilot, be afraid.
http://www.ngpa.org/content.aspx?pag...dule_id=134871
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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