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10-01-2010, 12:58 AM
What church I go to? None.
My favorite bible verse?
Proverbs 21:19 (New Living Translation)
It is better to live alone in the desert than with a crabby, complaining wife.
I was raised into believing in God/Jesus. I later on found science and took on theories and and made some of my own, proving quite logically a lot of things that "God" had said was true just because he wrote it in the Bible.
Though if I hadn't converted to atheism before today, I surely would've, based on the vast amount of ridiculousness on this forum.
One,
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=40617
"Scientific proof the Earth is flat!"
No. All of the pictures shown on there are photoshopped. Created. Painted. I'm not going to get into it as of now, but I'd be happy to debate with someone if they so pleased. I'm just going to put out there, that if the Earth was flat, there would be pictures of it, even videos of people jumping off of it. Or, as much as throwing things off of it for the luls. Anything of the kind. Especially to demonstrate what you people call "Intelligent Pulling", which makes sure you can't fall off. Things like even, cars driven at high speeds off the edge to see how well Intelligent Pulling can endure such velocity and power. There is no such thing. The reason you don't actually find pictures/videos of the edges of the Earth is because it does not exist. There are billions, no, trillions of videos out there taking place just anywhere. Don't you think the most filmed/photographed would be the extraordinary edge of the Earth? Yet no, you can not find ONE video of it. Sure, you can find pictures, but those pictures can easily be drawn. Did you know the movie 300 was COMPLETELY drawn? Mind-blowing right? Because it seems so real? Just face it. That's not possible. Think logically.
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http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=32062
"Gravity destroys your morals!"
On a similar note, in addition to the Earth being flat, we come to the assumption of "gravity" not existing. It being a "lie of Satan?" Really? Is that the best you have? Explain to me this. If there is no "gravity", and it's all a lie, why are planets, stars, and everything out there FLOATING and not falling, as would be the basic logic for there being no gravitational pull? If there's no gravity, that just means everything is going to fall.
Three,
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=18076
"The Sun: Millions of miles away?"
So, you believe the Sun is 500 miles away? And in winter it's 505 miles away? First of all, do you REALLY believe 5 miles would make that much of a difference? Second, the math done on that thread is completely wrong. I will prove that.
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To start off with, the sun is hot enough to glow yellow, so we can use Wein's Displacement Law to determine the temperature.
Wein's Displacement Law:
Peak Wavelength in meters = displacement constant / temperature in Kelvin
Yellow light has a wavelength between 570nm and 580nm, so we'll solve for 575nm. Since we are working with nanometers rather than meters, we'll simplify the math by multiplying the displacement constant by 10^9.
575 = 2897768.5/T
575 * T = 2897768.5
T = 2897768.5/575
T = 5039.6° K (8611.6° F)
So the sun is about 5039.6° Kelvin.
Now, the average temperature of the earth is 59° F, or about 288° K. The mean temperature gradient of the troposphere is 6° K/km, so let's solve for the distance.
d = (5039.6 - 288)/6
d = 791.9 km (491.1 miles)
There you have it. The sun is roughly 491.1 miles overhead.
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Okay, so sure, it's yellow. But compared to how big it is, we can SEE that yellow from that far away. It really has nothing towards distance. And, you can't actually measure the Sun's HEAT from the Earth. Don't you get that the farther away you are from something, the less hot it is? Go have a bonfire. Have some fun. Then jump into the fire, and later stand 20 feet away from it. Then you tell me if there's a difference between the heat. How about you get on your roof and watch the fire flicker from yellow to orange, and do some math and try to calculate how far away it is. Really, none of that makes sense.
And four,
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=5602
"Super Mario Galaxies: a homosexual recruiting tool!"
This is completely and utterly inaccurate. Nintendo is an amazing game maker. On WHAT bounds do you think SMG could have subliminal messages as such?
Here is a quote from this thread.
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"U R MR GAY" there it is, clear as day. And look at the other perversions in this image: note the sparkling stuff that is flowing from Mario's rectum: is this a "creampie" image, with Mario's bottom overflowing with "fairy dust"? Or is it some sort of enema reference?
And look at the lower-righthand-corner, right above the Nintendo logo, where you will see an object entering what is clearly a rectum.
And look at the Wii logo, it is clearly a reference to double-penetration. the W looks like the backbone of a skinny "twink" bending over, while the two...Other objects....Are so obvious I don't even have to mention it.
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First of all, the U R MR GAY thing is completely random letter sparkling to make it good. "Mister Gay" does not make sense in the first place, and if anything, it could be someone's name. Only someone with a sick mind who would actually stare at the cover and look at patterns would be able to tell the sparkles were on those letters. None of the kids are going to see that, and as a result, will not convert to "homosexuality." Even if they did see it, as a modern-day kid, they would laugh at it because of the coincidence. Not think in their minds, "Oh, I'm supposed to turn gay. Okay then, I will. Thanks, Nintendo."
And second, the "creampie" image you see is actually the effect of Mario flying very fast, and it's just a special effect. It's also used in the game at some points to see where you've flown off to, and where you haven't. No, but completely misunderstanding is fine, too.
In the lower-righthand-corner, right above the Nintendo logo, you will actually see a "black hole." Something you people would not understand, because of your vast assumption of "gravity" being a lie. In case some of you don't know what a black hole is, - which wouldn't surprise me - it's created from a star that has died and imploded on itself. It has such great gravitational pull, that anything sucked in would be ripped to pieces. Though, if you got pulled into it and it randomly disappeared from the universe (which would not happen), you would be flung across space, as if you hit a "time warp." That's how powerful they are. And for the idea of an object going into what you see as a "rectum," is actually a planet in the game, and it's not actually entering the earlier mentioned misunderstanding of a black hole. It is seen as the "you fell off the platform, you lose," because it takes place in space. Though the planets not being sucked in contradicts logic, this is Nintendo, what do you expect?
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These are just a few of my ideas, hopefully this opens some of your eyes. Maybe cause you to elaborate on your ideas and make them a bit more believable, or just not believe them at all anymore. I'm sure I will get banned because of how ignorant and stubborn this community seems to be, but maybe one or two of you will be mature and try to explain to me if I am wrong, or right. What I should believe if what I said is not true, and I hope I don't just get a response like "Wow, Jesus needs to save you from eternal damnation, your soul is down the wrong path," because that doesn't tell me anything except that I am right, and you have no way to prove it wrong. I'm making good points, and I'm not trying to flame you. Don't misunderstand.
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Re: Hello. -
10-01-2010, 01:01 AM
tl;dr
How many sons have you?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Hello. -
10-01-2010, 01:06 AM
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tl;dr
How many sons have you?
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Why don't you take the time to read it? I mean, this IS my introduction thread. The only reason you should be in this thread is to listen to what I have to say, is it not? If you're not going to take the time to read what I have to say, why are you here?
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Re: Hello. -
10-01-2010, 01:06 AM
no you're wrong.
praiz da lord.
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Re: Hello. -
10-01-2010, 01:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Can you justify that
I was raised into believing in God/Jesus. I later on found science and took on theories and and made some of my own, proving quite logically a lot of things that "God" had said was true just because he wrote it in the Bible.
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Well, what's wrong with that? It seems you had a real talent for Creation Science; what a pity you've squandered it.
Such a terrible waste of your intelligence, dear.
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10-01-2010, 01:18 AM
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Well, what's wrong with that? It seems you had a real talent for Creation Science; what a pity you've squandered it.
Such a terrible waste of your intelligence, dear.
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You don't understand. The "Creation Science" converted me. You simply cannot stick to the very limited belief of "God" if you have such a talent.
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10-01-2010, 01:23 AM
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You don't understand. The "Creation Science" converted me. You simply cannot stick to the very limited belief of "God" if you have such a talent.
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So you're alluding that you are better than God?
Perhas the error of your ways was reading that NLT Bible. There is MUCH in there to turn you from the TRUTH and over to Satan.
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10-01-2010, 01:25 AM
This thread is for introductions.
Landover Baptist is not a debate forum. We are here to share and praise the Glory that is God. If you want to debate, get on our knees and pray to God and Hope He agrees with you.
We follow the KJV Bible. If it is not in there, it does not exist. If you think we are wrong about anything, back up you claim with Scripture or be quiet.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Hello. -
10-01-2010, 01:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Mrs. Phebe Dewitt
So you're alluding that you are better than God?
Perhas the error of your ways was reading that NLT Bible. There is MUCH in there to turn you from the TRUTH and over to Satan.
YIC
Mrs Phebe Dewitt.
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What? I am alluding no such thing. Though, on the bounds that God doesn't exist, and the fact that I am something that exists, then yes, I am better. But in the event that he does exist, then no. That's not what I'm saying. I'm simply saying I converted myself with the "intelligence" Mrs. Rogers said I have.
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10-01-2010, 01:28 AM
You can't understand the Bible because your father is satan.
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John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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10-01-2010, 01:31 AM
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You don't understand. The "Creation Science" converted me. You simply cannot stick to the very limited belief of "God" if you have such a talent.
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Creation Science converted you to atheism? Never have I heard of such a thing! True Creation Science is Bible first, then science. Where did you go wrong?
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10-01-2010, 01:34 AM
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Creation Science converted you to atheism? Never have I heard of such a thing! True Creation Science is Bible first, then science. Where did you go wrong?
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You guys can stop giving me infractions, I already got enough, thanks.
I didn't "go wrong" anywhere. My closed mind is what made me convert to atheism. It just makes more sense. Logically.
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10-01-2010, 01:34 AM
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What? I am alluding no such thing. Though, on the bounds that God doesn't exist, and the fact that I am something that exists, then yes, I am better. But in the event that he does exist, then no. That's not what I'm saying. I'm simply saying I converted myself with the "intelligence" Mrs. Rogers said I have.
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Listen Missy, God gave you the intelligence you have. It is not something that secular science created now is it!
All your secular science does is try to explain God away! It never has any REAL answers, just theories and assumptions and a lot of hypothetical jargon.
You have just chosen to turn away from God, claim He doesn't exist even, so you can live a lustful, fornicating, homer lifestyle.
I will pray for you but given YOUR mindset, I doubt it will help at all.
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Down here my sins forgiven,
Up there a home in heaven
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10-01-2010, 01:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Mrs. Phebe Dewitt
Listen Missy, God gave you the intelligence you have. It is not something that secular science created now is it!
All your secular science does is try to explain God away! It never has any REAL answers, just theories and assumptions and a lot of hypothetical jargon.
You have just chosen to turn away from God, claim He doesn't exist even, so you can live a lustful, fornicating, homer lifestyle.
I will pray for you but given YOUR mindset, I doubt it will help at all.
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Mrs Phebe Dewitt.
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>It never has any REAL answers
Okay, ask me something that I don't have a "real answer" for. Please, I beg of you.
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10-01-2010, 01:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Mrs. Phebe Dewitt
Listen Missy, God gave you the intelligence you have. It is not something that secular science created now is it!
All your secular science does is try to explain God away! It never has any REAL answers, just theories and assumptions and a lot of hypothetical jargon.
You have just chosen to turn away from God, claim He doesn't exist even, so you can live a lustful, fornicating, homer lifestyle.
I will pray for you but given YOUR mindset, I doubt it will help at all.
YIC
Mrs Phebe Dewitt.
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Also, I am a male, and yes, the miracle of birth, genes, and evolution gave me my intelligence, thanks.
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You guys can stop giving me infractions, I already got enough, thanks.
I didn't "go wrong" anywhere. My closed mind is what made me convert to atheism. It just makes more sense. Logically.
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Thank you for editing my post like cowards, while I'm simply trying to tell you my opinion. You just go ahead and edit my posts immaturely and to no point. Really, grow up. It's not "closed mind," it's "open mind," and I would appreciate it if you changed it back to what it really is.
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10-01-2010, 01:56 AM
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>It never has any REAL answers
Okay, ask me something that I don't have a "real answer" for. Please, I beg of you.
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Are you alluding that science knows the absolute Truth on things? Only Absolute Truth is a REAL ANSWER. Anything less is assumption that something is "right".
So, how about you show me something you claim you have a REAL ANSWER to.
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Mrs Phebe Dewitt.
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10-01-2010, 02:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Mrs. Phebe Dewitt
Are you alluding that science knows the absolute Truth on things? Only Absolute Truth is a REAL ANSWER. Anything less is assumption that something is "right".
So, how about you show me something you claim you have a REAL ANSWER to.
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Mrs Phebe Dewitt.
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The meaning of life, for starters.
Now let's be open-minded and not give any more unnecessary infractions, I'm just answering her question.
Now, the meaning of life is not to follow a religion, but there simply is no reason for life. There really isn't. It's quite simple. Think with me for a second. Think of a world with no God. No one to follow. You're on your own. So then what is the meaning of god? Just picture it. Life is already created, doesn't matter how, but something logical. Not by a God. So, you have nothing to praise for your life except your bearer. You wander around, learning the knowledge around you. Mechanically, what you are meant to do in life is don't cause any trouble or havoc, contribute to society and help it advance, then just die. But, because all of you are so narrow-minded, like I've seen on other threads, you probably won't see my point of view. But this is what many atheists around the world believe.
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10-01-2010, 02:12 AM
I've got a few quick questions. If god created all, what created god? It's impossible for it to just start with god, and where does god exist? As well as where does hell/satan exist as well? And how would you get there when you die?
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10-01-2010, 02:16 AM
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The meaning of life, for starters.
Now let's be open-minded and not give any more unnecessary infractions, I'm just answering her question.
Now, the meaning of life is not to follow a religion, but there simply is no reason for life. There really isn't. It's quite simple. Think with me for a second. Think of a world with no God. No one to follow. You're on your own. So then what is the meaning of god? Just picture it. Life is already created, doesn't matter how, but something logical. Not by a God. So, you have nothing to praise for your life except your bearer. You wander around, learning the knowledge around you. Mechanically, what you are meant to do in life is don't cause any trouble or havoc, contribute to society and help it advance, then just die. But, because all of you are so narrow-minded, like I've seen on other threads, you probably won't see my point of view. But this is what many atheists around the world believe.
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For a start, I have not given you any infractions.
Secondly, your above waffling is just YOUR opinion on the matter. Just because you claim YOUR life has no purpose, doesn't mean everyone else thinks as you do. Ergo, it is not a REAL ANSWER, it is merely a jaded opinion.
I am actually sorry that you feel that your time on here is so worthless and futile.
How wonderful that your atheism fills you will so much joy!
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Mrs Phebe Dewitt.
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10-01-2010, 02:18 AM
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Now, the meaning of life is not to follow a religion, but there simply is no reason for life. There really isn't. It's quite simple. Think with me for a second. Think of a world with no God. No one to follow.
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But what would I know what to do with no one to follow? I couldn't bear it! You atheists must lead very sad and somewhat anxious lives.
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I've got a few quick questions. If god created all, what created god? It's impossible for it to just start with god,
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No it's not. You see, the Bible doesn't mention how God came into being -- therefore we can infer that He has always existed. Glory!
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