"But MY God would NEVER..." Signs You're Worshipping a False God

[Bob4God]

Being a True Christian means I've heard a lot of people whine about the fact that I worship the True GOD and they worship a false god.

They can't handle His Manly Tough Love. They want a fluffy-bunny god who smokes marijuana and tolerates people who don't do everything he says right to the letter.

If YOUR God would NEVER:

1. Drown the entire population of the Earth, including young children and babies (Genesis 7:21), you're worshipping a false god.

2. Reject any offering that doesn't bleed and suffer (Genesis 4:5), you're worshipping a false god.

3. Butcher all the first born sons and livestock of Egypt because Pharaoh wouldn't listen to GOD (Exodus 12:29), you're worshipping a false god.

4. Send wild bears to maul and kill young children who make fun of balding prophets (2 Kings 2:23-24), you're worshipping a false god.

5. Kill children who curse their parents (Leviticus 20:9), you're worshipping a false god.

6. Kill Witches, (Exodus 22:18), you're worshipping a false god.

7. Kill people like you who are worshipping false gods (Exodus 22:20), you're worshipping a false god.

8. Slaughter all the people and livestock of a town who worship a false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-15), you're worshipping a false god.

9. Instruct you to kill close friends or relatives who ask you to worship false gods with them (Deuteronomy 13:9), you're worshipping a false god.

10. Strike dead those who prevent the Sacred Ark of the Covenant from falling on the ground (2 Samuel 6:7), you're worshipping a false god.

[Master Gordon]

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I hope those filthy heathens from the farces islands are made aware of this before then sink into the ocean, and onwards into hell.

[Levi Jones]

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Amen, Brother Bob.

Let's not forget that God is love. His love may be a little tough at times, but don't let that scare you away. The alternative is an eternal lake of fire for approximately 100 billion souls.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Amen, Brother!

Also, with regard to this:

3. Butcher all the first born sons and livestock of Egypt because Pharaoh wouldn't listen to GOD (Exodus 12:29), you're worshipping a false god.

let's remember that God set Pharaoh up:

Romans 9:17: For the scripture saith unto Pharaoh, Even for this same purpose have I raised thee up, that I might shew my power in thee, and that my name might be declared throughout all the earth.

If your god wouldn't do that, then you're worshiping a false god.

[Bob4God]

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If your god wouldn't do that, then you're worshiping a false god.

Indeed! Our GOD is an awesome GOD of tricks, deceptions and pranks!

[Jedediah]

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The worst part about it is that many of those who worship false gods actually go around calling themselves Christian! They are deceived by a false Christ who tells them that it is okay to be gay, smoke marihuana, and commit all manner of abominations.

Mark 13:22
For false Christs and false prophets shall rise, and shall shew signs and wonders, to seduce, if it were possible, even the elect.

It is sad to think how many of those who would otherwise be rejoicing with us in Heaven have been lead astray by the hippy Jesus they dreamed up because they refuse to follow the unadulterated Word of God. When they die, their hippy Jesus will pass them a marihuana cigarrette, and while they are mid-toke, he will reveal his true demon form, grab them by the ankle, and hurtle them into the pits of hell.

[thejim]

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oh i have another one! When you post on a bigoted internet forum... your worshipping a false god to justify your own anger at how meaningless life can seem in a universe without a giant bearded guy in robes

[BelieverInGod]

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Brother Bob,

An amazingly inspired but short message. Perhaps that will finally get through their short attention spans, although from the post above me, it would seem not.

[James Hutchins]

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oh i have another one! When you post on a bigoted internet forum... your worshipping a false god to justify your own anger at how meaningless life can seem in a universe without a giant bearded guy in robes

That is right Jim, very insightful!

That is why I only post here. Nothing worse than bigoted ethnic people. They just piss mke off!

[Colbert Mcpherson]

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Nothing worse than bigoted ethnic people. They just piss me off!

Amen brother.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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oh i have another one! When you post on a bigoted internet forum... your worshipping a false god to justify your own anger at how meaningless life can seem in a universe without a giant bearded guy in robes

Indeed! And I bet you post on that bigoted Internet forum, 4chan. AMIRITE?