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Default Landover baptist church video. - 06-22-2007, 10:19 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjS8_V8hFi8


HAHA!! its great. because its true. dont deny it you did it.


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Default Re: Landover baptist church video. - 06-22-2007, 10:26 PM

Very nice!

(I don't mean your hair style. I just Hope that our Brother Temperance doesn't happen upon this Abomination, or you'll be in for a Chastising for Certain!)
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Default Re: Landover baptist church video. - 06-22-2007, 10:27 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZW5jtnr0_Ak



heres another one i dont think this one is directly assiciated with landover but it is a southern baptist preacher. very funny..who takes xbox seriously. hah.


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Default Re: Landover baptist church video. - 06-22-2007, 10:28 PM

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Default Re: Landover baptist church video. - 06-22-2007, 10:34 PM

I have found out that it is directly associated with landover.


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Default Re: Landover baptist church video. - 06-22-2007, 10:48 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYtIPOMFmZE



Outtakes of the original video here you can see one of you fake a 'glory spell' what is that by the way?


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Default Re: Landover baptist church video. - 06-22-2007, 10:58 PM

Amen brother andrew, YELL THE NAME OF THESE WHACK JOBS FROM THE HEAVENS


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Default Re: Landover baptist church video. - 06-23-2007, 02:44 AM

You's found all these Landover sermons and you hasn't seen these ones by Pastah Deacon Fred? Fo' shame! They be the most Godly of the bunch! GLORY!


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Default Re: Landover baptist church video. - 06-23-2007, 02:47 AM

I saw those sermons, and I don't feel saved. I feel like a taco and I am going to take my pills and have a lie down.
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Default Re: Landover baptist church video. - 06-23-2007, 08:51 AM

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Default Re: Landover baptist church video. - 06-23-2007, 12:20 PM

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Landover baptist church video. - 06-23-2007, 02:12 PM

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Hehehe... Pastor Deacon Fred at an American Rally



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Default Re: Landover baptist church video. - 06-23-2007, 02:23 PM

Please forgive me Pastor Zeke. I will never post blasphemy of that sort of again. I do understand that those depraved sinners who upload material they have stolen from television to YouTube often use their video editing software to add lies to otherwise wholesome videos.



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Default Re: Landover baptist church video. - 06-29-2007, 09:46 PM

thats crazy! ppl have free speach n should b allowed to put on any kind of play they want 2! if i lived there id go c the play just to show u that its ok.
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Default Re: Landover baptist church video. - 06-29-2007, 10:34 PM

Of course its crazy..did you see the one on the xbox 360 vs. jesus haha?


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Default Re: Landover baptist church video. - 06-30-2007, 04:18 AM

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I'm talking about the food mate. What are YOU talking about?

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Default Re: Landover baptist church video. - 07-16-2007, 06:18 AM

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Of course its crazy..did you see the one on the xbox 360 vs. jesus haha?
those videos and their kin are the reason i can still wake up every morning and feel good about myself know that there are people more pathetic than me


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Default Re: Landover baptist church video. - 07-16-2007, 01:28 PM

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and feel good about myself knowing that there are people more pathetic than me
Well, well. It's Princess Role Model. Do you hate men too? How's about I pull down my pants and you can chop my choo-choo off right now?
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Default Re: Landover baptist church video. - 07-16-2007, 05:26 PM

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Default Re: Landover baptist church video. - 07-17-2007, 12:26 AM

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