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Re: Bananas Prove God Exists -
04-22-2007, 02:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Enobarbus
You had damn well better leave it alone you disgraceful hussy. You keep your hands to yourself. We are all Godly and Upright men here: try to remember you are no longer in the whorehouse where groping every man who comes in is normal behaviour. None of the men here are interested in slaking the rabidly abnormal lusts of an unsaved strumpet. That you should even think of such a thing shows the extent to which you are in the thrall of the demons of carnality and debauchery.
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I am not a hussy, and i've never to a whorehouse. As for demons never had the pleasure of meeting one and I don't think I'd want to for that matter.
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Re: Bananas Prove God Exists -
04-22-2007, 02:19 PM
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Originally Posted by kikirnw
I am not a hussy, and i've never to a whorehouse. As for demons never had the pleasure of meeting one and I don't think I'd want to for that matter.
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Of course you are a hussy. You are brazen, immoral, and a compulsive fornicator. By your own admission you are a nymphomanical seducer of schoolboys. If that is not being a hussy, what is?
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Re: Bananas Prove God Exists -
04-22-2007, 02:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Enobarbus
Of course you are a hussy. You are brazen, immoral, and a compulsive fornicator. By your own admission you are a nymphomanical seducer of schoolboys. If that is not being a hussy, what is?
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Not to mention the fact that she has been throwing herself at me and Warrior in Christ for days now. Brazen barely scratches the surface of what she is.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Bananas Prove God Exists -
04-22-2007, 02:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Enobarbus
Of course you are a hussy. You are brazen, immoral, and a compulsive fornicator. By your own admission you are a nymphomanical seducer of schoolboys. If that is not being a hussy, what is?
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I'll agree with the fact that I can be some what brazen, but I do have morals and I am not a compulsive fronicator. I have not admitted to being a nymphomanical seducer of schoolboys, and I won't admitt to something as sick as that. I like sex,yes its enjoyable but do I have it with everybody, no. I'm very picky. Do I have it with boys? Hell no, like I said thats sick, I prefure men. However it has been over a year sense I've had sex, thank you very much.
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Re: Bananas Prove God Exists -
04-22-2007, 02:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Not to mention the fact that she has been throwing herself at me and Warrior in Christ for days now. Brazen barely scratches the surface of what she is.
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Please Pastor, I meant nothing by any of that. I merely stated the fact that you two were cute. If I was going to throw myself at anybody, I'd show better Pics and flirt.
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Re: Bananas Prove God Exists -
04-22-2007, 10:30 PM
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Originally Posted by kikirnw
As for demons never had the pleasure of meeting one and I don't think I'd want to for that matter.
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If that's the case, wouldn't it be a good idea to repent and get right with Jesus?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Bananas Prove God Exists -
04-23-2007, 12:26 AM
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If that's the case, wouldn't it be a good idea to repent and get right with Jesus?
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If I believed he was anything but a man, than yes it would be.
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Re: Bananas Prove God Exists -
04-23-2007, 12:28 AM
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Originally Posted by kikirnw
If I believed he was anything but a man, than yes it would be.
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And if you repeat that line one more time, you'll be in big trouble.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Bananas Prove God Exists -
04-23-2007, 12:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Brother Temperance
And if you repeat that line one more time, you'll be in big trouble.
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Sorry, I meant no disrepect on your beilfs.
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Re: Bananas Prove God Exists -
04-23-2007, 10:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Not to mention the fact that she has been throwing herself at me and Warrior in Christ for days now. Brazen barely scratches the surface of what she is.
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Did you see post #259: She grudgingly agrees not to attempt to grope me, but only after it is made very plain to her that her attentions are very definitely not welcome. And despite her protestations to the contrary, she has now posted an avatar of herself that is plainly designed go show off her cleavage. Not that there is much of it.
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Re: Bananas Prove God Exists -
04-23-2007, 10:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Enobarbus
Did you see post #259: She grudgingly agrees not to attempt to grope me, but only after it is made very plain to her that her attentions are very definitely not welcome. And despite her protestations to the contrary, she has now posted an avatar of herself that is plainly designed go show off her cleavage. Not that there is much of it.
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She is trying to assist the Devil in corrupting our Freehold men:
Matthew 5: 28 But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.
It's a fact that True Christian™ Women should generally dress with modesty.
Here are a few ideas for Kiki:
Flirting with the Pastor by showing off your Bee-sting Bosoms will not impress Jesus.
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Bananas Prove God Exists -
04-24-2007, 01:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Sister Talitha
She is trying to assist the Devil in corrupting our Freehold men:
Matthew 5: 28 But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.
It's a fact that True Christian™ Women should generally dress with modesty.
Here are a few ideas for Kiki:
Attachment 1614 Attachment 1615 Attachment 1616
Flirting with the Pastor by showing off your Bee-sting Bosoms will not impress Jesus.
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Thanks for the ideas,but I think I'll stick with what I own now.
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Re: Bananas Prove God Exists -
04-25-2007, 02:34 PM
How did we go from banana's to cleavages? Is there a missing link?
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Re: Bananas Prove God Exists -
06-22-2007, 06:13 PM
IF "God" is so intelligent, and designed everything, then what the HELL is up with the pineapples?
They're IMPOSSIBLE to get into without a knife.
OH!
And the coconut!
HOW is THAT proof of intelligent design?
I really think that someone should give "God" a helmet and send him out to play with the other "Special" children.
*Points summarised in this video.*
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Re: Bananas Prove God Exists -
06-22-2007, 06:17 PM
I dont think thats true because bannans are only found in tropical/jungle zones if they were designed for humankind they would be natural everywhere for all humans,eh?
Plus that video is funny ive seen it before...on youtube
Is adult entertainment killing our kids, Or are adults killing our kids for entertainment?
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Re: Bananas Prove God Exists -
06-22-2007, 06:22 PM
Nick Gisbourne is quite the linguist. IF you excuse him for the couple of swear words.
But otherwise, he makes good points.
What's up with the potatoes!?
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