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Re: Gross Misinformation about Dinosaurs -
07-31-2007, 08:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Prune Danish
I thought they were planted by SATAN?
But maybe you meant that God ALLOWED Satan to plant the fossils in order to test the faith of less-than-true-Christians?
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You hit the nail on the head there Pastor.
God would have to give his permission first. Excuse me for being a muddle-headed female.
I shall go away and Pray for a while then go and get some target practice on a bunch of poor people.
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Re: Gross Misinformation about Dinosaurs -
07-31-2007, 08:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Sister Talitha
You hit the nail on the head there Pastor.
God would have to give his permission first. Excuse me for being a muddle-headed female.
I shall go away and Pray for a while then go and get some target practice on a bunch of poor people.
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Pardon me, Sister, if I came on too harsh.
It's a pretty normal thing to confuse those two concepts - even among men. Take the story of David's census, which the Holy King James Bible includes twice:
2nd Samuel 24:1 And again the anger of the LORD was kindled against Israel, and he moved David against them to say, Go, number Israel and Judah.
1st Chron. 21:1 And Satan stood up against Israel, and provoked David to number Israel.
People, who are weak in faith, might assume that the author of the Bible is "a muddle-headed female", who can't tell God from Satan. However, we True Christians™ know that the story is a firsthand account, since it was written by God Himself.
In 2nd Samuel God "moves" David to number Israel, whereas in the parallel account in 1st Chronicles, God ALLOWS Satan to "provoke" David.
Same thing with the fake fossils. God is not the author of confusion, but He might allow SATAN to confound the monkey-worshipers.
1st Corinthians 15:16 For if the dead rise not, then is not Christ raised:
1st Corinthians 15:17 And if Christ be not raised, your faith is vain; ye are yet in your sins.
1st Corinthians 15:18 Then they also which are fallen asleep in Christ are perished.
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Re: Gross Misinformation about Dinosaurs -
07-31-2007, 08:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Sister Talitha
He obviously raised that little Dino from an Egg.
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Oh isn't this darling? Too bad it couldn't really have been like that, since Jesus lived 2,000 years ago, not 200,000,000 years ago.
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Re: Gross Misinformation about Dinosaurs -
07-31-2007, 08:56 PM
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Originally Posted by minister noddy
Oh isn't this darling? Too bad it couldn't really have been like that, since Jesus lived 2,000 years ago, not 200,000,000 years ago.
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I do hope Minister Noddly that you are not doubting the power of Christ. While you Angelicans are quite the false church even you guys belive in the Trinity.
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Re: Gross Misinformation about Dinosaurs -
07-31-2007, 09:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe
I do hope Minister Noddly that you are not doubting the power of Christ. While you Angelicans are quite the false church even you guys belive in the Trinity.
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Yesssss of course, Bobby-Joe, sorry! I was thinking about Him being on earth as Jesus in the flesh.
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God of all power, ruler of the Universe, you are worthy of glory and praise! At your command all things came to be: the vast expanse of interstellar space, galaxies, suns, the planets in their courses, and this fragile earth, our island home.
By your will they were created and have their being.
From the primal elements you brought forth the human race, and blessed us with memory, reason and skill. You made us the rulers of creation ...
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(From the Episcopal Book of Common Prayer: Eucharistic Prayer C)
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Re: Gross Misinformation about Dinosaurs -
07-31-2007, 11:14 PM
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Originally Posted by minister noddy
Yesssss of course, Bobby-Joe, sorry! I was thinking about Him being on earth as Jesus in the flesh.
(From the Episcopal Book of Common Prayer: Eucharistic Prayer C)
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So since you accept Jesus is = God = Holy Spirit then why do you find it hard to accept if Jesus had a pet T-rex?
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Re: Gross Misinformation about Dinosaurs -
07-31-2007, 11:49 PM
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So since you accept Jesus is = God = Holy Spirit then why do you find it hard to accept if Jesus had a pet T-rex?
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Because the earthly man Jesus and dinos lived millions of years apart, that's why, Bobby-Joe. I accept evolution as science describes it today as absolute fact.
Science theory is: an hypothesis that has so much proof to back it up that it is unlikely it will ever be discarded.
We know that the theory of gravity is a fact, and it is the same today with evolution. I am not talking about Darwinian theory in its original form, I am talking about the hypothesis as it is today, with advanced scientific knowledge to support it.
The Book of Genesis was written thousand of years ago, before science, therefore it is a metaphorical account of the creation. Creation is vastly more complicated than the story in Genesis; and it continues today. We are still in the creation, all living things are still evolving, very slowly.
There is the dimension of time; one cannot grasp the meaning of cosmological time! Even the thought of one million years is mind boggling.
God's days were billions of years long. The universe is at least 13.7 billion years old; there are mathematical and cosmological facts to back this up.
The age of dinosaurs was a couple hundred million years ago. Therefore Jesus as a man could not have walked with a T Rex. Even a couple thousand years earlier in the time of Noah, there would not have been dinos on the earth; the big dinos all died out millions of years earlier. Science knows all this as fact today.
And no, believing this does not make me a heathen, and no I am not going to hell when I die.
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Re: Gross Misinformation about Dinosaurs -
08-01-2007, 12:20 AM
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Originally Posted by minister noddy
Science theory is: an hypothesis that has so much proof to back it up that it is unlikely it will ever be discarded.
God's days were billions of years long. The universe is at least 13.7 billion years old; there are mathematical and cosmological facts to back this up.
The age of dinosaurs was a couple hundred million years ago. Therefore Jesus as a man could not have walked with a T Rex. Even a couple thousand years earlier in the time of Noah, there would not have been dinos on the earth; the big dinos all died out millions of years earlier. Science knows all this as fact today.
And no, believing this does not make me a heathen, and no I am not going to hell when I die.
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How wrong you are! As if baptizing babies wasn't enough, now you want to spit in God's face and embrace unproven theories about monkeys being our uncles.
The false and unproven theory of evilution is nothing more than one of satan's cults, as can be seen HERE.
Even THIS teenaged boy does an excellent job of proving that satan created evilution. Praise Jesus!!
You are as hellbound as anyone I've ever encountered. You claim that we are monkeys who suddenly appeared out of nothing. you mock the Holy Bible by baptizing babies. You defend queers. You call yourself a minister and speak out in church like some Jane Fonda feminazi. How much deeper in sin can you be?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Gross Misinformation about Dinosaurs -
08-01-2007, 01:12 AM
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How wrong you are! As if baptizing babies wasn't enough, now you want to spit in God's face and embrace unproven theories about monkeys being our uncles.
The false and unproven theory of evilution is nothing more than one of satan's cults, as can be seen HERE.
Even THIS teenaged boy does an excellent job of proving that satan created evilution. Praise Jesus!!
You are as hellbound as anyone I've ever encountered. You claim that we are monkeys who suddenly appeared out of nothing. you mock the Holy Bible by baptizing babies. You defend queers. You call yourself a minister and speak out in church like some Jane Fonda feminazi. How much deeper in sin can you be?
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I just had a look at your links Pastor Zeke, ooooh pleeeeeeeeeze
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Re: Gross Misinformation about Dinosaurs -
08-01-2007, 01:19 AM
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That kid is BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!! Absolutely BRILLIANT! It warmed the cockles of my heart to see such a smart, compassionate, devote young man.
I hope you weren't being sarcastic Miss Noodles.
L ve, Sister Thumper
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Re: Gross Misinformation about Dinosaurs -
08-01-2007, 01:30 AM
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That kid is BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!! Absolutely BRILLIANT! It warmed the cockles of my heart to see such a smart, compassionate, devote young man.
I hope you weren't being sarcastic Miss Noodles.
L ve, Sister Thumper
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Who, meeeeeeeeeee sarcastic, Sister?
L ve, noodle nods
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Re: Gross Misinformation about Dinosaurs -
08-01-2007, 02:08 AM
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That kid is BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!! Absolutely BRILLIANT! It warmed the cockles of my heart to see such a smart, compassionate, devote young man.
I hope you weren't being sarcastic Miss Noodles.
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Amen Sister! The lad had the Holy Spirit in his eyes, literally leapt out from the screen at me. It was indeed refreshing considering all the burdensome unsaved trash I have had to witness here recently.
Praise Godly Pastor Zeke for finding that video, and that child's parents for obviously home schooling him. If anything I might guess that he might have been an intern at one of the summer programs at Landover University.
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Re: Gross Misinformation about Dinosaurs -
08-01-2007, 02:19 AM
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Because the earthly man Jesus and dinos lived millions of years apart, that's why, Bobby-Joe. I accept evolution as science describes it today as absolute fact.
Science theory is: an hypothesis that has so much proof to back it up that it is unlikely it will ever be discarded.
We know that the theory of gravity is a fact, and it is the same today with evolution. I am not talking about Darwinian theory in its original form, I am talking about the hypothesis as it is today, with advanced scientific knowledge to support it.
The Book of Genesis was written thousand of years ago, before science, therefore it is a metaphorical account of the creation. Creation is vastly more complicated than the story in Genesis; and it continues today. We are still in the creation, all living things are still evolving, very slowly.
There is the dimension of time; one cannot grasp the meaning of cosmological time! Even the thought of one million years is mind boggling.
God's days were billions of years long. The universe is at least 13.7 billion years old; there are mathematical and cosmological facts to back this up.
The age of dinosaurs was a couple hundred million years ago. Therefore Jesus as a man could not have walked with a T Rex. Even a couple thousand years earlier in the time of Noah, there would not have been dinos on the earth; the big dinos all died out millions of years earlier. Science knows all this as fact today.
And no, believing this does not make me a heathen, and no I am not going to hell when I die.
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Re: Gross Misinformation about Dinosaurs -
08-01-2007, 04:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Prune Danish
I thought they were planted by SATAN?
But maybe you meant that God ALLOWED Satan to plant the fossils in order to test the faith of less-than-true-Christians?
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If God can tell Abraham to kill his own son, just for a "mindpiffle" (as I believe today's young people call it), I see no reason why He can't plant fossils. After all, as Isaiah 45:7 tell us:
I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
And I think we can all agree that fossils are definitely evil.
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Because the earthly man Jesus and dinos lived millions of years apart, that's why, Bobby-Joe. I accept evolution as science describes it today as absolute fact.
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Woah woah woah! What fresh heresy is this? You refuse to accept God's word as being absolutely true, but you accept Darwinista lies as absolute fact? What kind of an absolutist maniac are you?
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Science theory is: an hypothesis that has so much proof to back it up that it is unlikely it will ever be discarded.
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Yes, because no scientific theory has ever been discarded, has it?
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We know that the theory of gravity is a fact, and it is the same today with evolution.
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What, Newton's theory of gravity? Bwahahaha. It didn't last 500 years before that Joo Einstein invented moral relativity and tossed it into the trash. In contrast, God's Holy Word is still as perfect today as the day it was written. If the scientists were lying to you about gravity, what else were they lying to you about?
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And no, believing this does not make me a heathen, and no I am not going to hell when I die.
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Yes, just like praying to Allah five times a day, making the hajj to Mecca, fasting during Ramadan, professing the divinity of Allah and paying 2.5% of your wealth to terrorist charities doesn't make you a dirty mudslum, right? Tell it to Satan.
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Re: Gross Misinformation about Dinosaurs -
08-01-2007, 04:33 PM
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And I think we can all agree that fossils are definitely evil.
Woah woah woah! What fresh heresy is this? You refuse to accept God's word as being absolutely true, but you accept Darwinista lies as absolute fact? What kind of an absolutist maniac are you?
Yes, because no scientific theory has ever been discarded, has it?
If the scientists were lying to you about gravity, what else were they lying to you about?
Tell it to Satan.
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Oh you all are just twisting science to make it fit with your literalistic interpretation of scriptures that were written (by men) thousands of years ago, and it's not working.
Sorry but no amount of rebuking from you guys is ever gonna change my mind about real scientific inquiry and scientific method. I worry that fanatic religion will ultimately be the death of real science. Kids today need to get the facts without religion mixed in to muddle it up.
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Re: Gross Misinformation about Dinosaurs -
08-01-2007, 04:36 PM
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Thanks, I appreciate that Joo.
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Re: Gross Misinformation about Dinosaurs -
08-01-2007, 04:38 PM
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Oh you all are just twisting science to make it fit with your literalistic interpretation of scriptures that were written (by men) thousands of years ago, and it's not working.
Sorry but no amount of rebuking from you guys is ever gonna change my mind about real scientific inquiry and scientific method. I worry that fanatic religion will ultimately be the death of real science. Kids today need to get the facts without religion mixed in to muddle it up.
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Now you're REALLY making yourself look stupid.
It's NOT an interpretation It's The Truth as written in The Holy Bible(KJV1611), which if you were a REAL Christian you would follow to the letter and not just the nice bits that suit you.
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Re: Gross Misinformation about Dinosaurs -
08-01-2007, 04:40 PM
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Oh you all are just twisting science to make it fit with your literalistic interpretation of scriptures that were written (by men) thousands of years ago, and it's not working.
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So do you believe Newton's theory of gravity is absolutely true or don't you?
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What exactly is the difference between an Anglican and an atheist?
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08-01-2007, 06:57 PM
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So do you believe Newton's theory of gravity is absolutely true or don't you?
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What exactly is the difference between an Anglican and an atheist?
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We believe in one God, the Father, the Almighty, maker of heaven and earth, and of all that is seen and unseen.
We believe in one Lord, Jesus Christ, the only Son of God, eternally begotten of the Father, God from God, Light from Light, true God from True God, begotten, not made, of one being with the Father. Through him all things were made.
(From the Nicene Creed)
Atheists don't believe in God.
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Re: Gross Misinformation about Dinosaurs -
08-02-2007, 02:48 AM
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Originally Posted by minister noddy
No, Einstein's Theory of General Relativity is the way to go ... Here
We believe in one God, the Father, the Almighty, maker of heaven and earth, and of all that is seen and unseen.
We believe in one Lord, Jesus Christ, the only Son of God, eternally begotten of the Father, God from God, Light from Light, true God from True God, begotten, not made, of one being with the Father. Through him all things were made.
(From the Nicene Creed)
Atheists don't believe in God.
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I thing we need a little clarification here, along with some epistemology.
Are you calling Newton's laws false, or are they a special case of Messiah Einstein's Relativity?
And how do you reconcile the quantum theorists that propose a particle called a Graviton that is responsible for gravity? Messiah Einstein and Quantum Mechanics did not get along too well you know, his response to them was that God did not play dice with the universe.
Who are you going to believe and how are you going to decide?
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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