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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AMERICA! -
07-04-2015, 03:06 PM
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Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology) Victim of atheist scientific persecution
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Location: On a mission in Godless Europistan
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AMERICA! -
07-04-2015, 03:16 PM
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
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Location: Between Lynchburg and Walton's Mountain
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AMERICA! -
07-04-2015, 03:36 PM
God, Country, guns and guts. Today, we celebrate God telling the world He Has Risen and this time, He means business.
My Stars and Bars will be flying high and proud today.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AMERICA! -
07-04-2015, 03:48 PM
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AMERICA! -
07-04-2015, 07:24 PM
Jesus sent a Blessed warning to godless Eugene, Oregon this morning. On this Independence Day, Jesus asserted His love for America (His favorite country) and sent a clear message of displeasure at the gay marijuana orgies being planned as well.
I have it on good authority that Jesus is planning on wiping the entire state off the map one day soon. Wait and see if He doesn't. God Bless America!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AMERICA! -
07-04-2015, 09:18 PM
Praise the Lord that He favors and blesses our dear America.
"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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Location: City Hall, Freehold, Iowa
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AMERICA! -
07-05-2015, 02:01 AM
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I have a concern, Pastor Zeke. When the earthquake hit Haiti, Rev. Franklin Graham flew his plane there immediately. He didn't bring any food, housing or medicine, he just preached about the evils of sin. I would guess there was quite a bit of sin there, out of wedlock sex on the emergency cots in the refugee areas.
I had the impression he collected quite a bit of money on that trip. I'm wondering if we should get you out to Oregon before he gets his plane fueled up and on his way?
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AMERICA! -
07-05-2015, 02:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
I have a concern, Pastor Zeke. When the earthquake hit Haiti, Rev. Franklin Graham flew his plane there immediately. He didn't bring any food, housing or medicine, he just preached about the evils of sin. I would guess there was quite a bit of sin there, out of wedlock sex on the emergency cots in the refugee areas.
I had the impression he collected quite a bit of money on that trip. I'm wondering if we should get you out to Oregon before he gets his plane fueled up and on his way?
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I'm way ahead of you Mr. Mayor, as always. And I've rented a few acres of land right next to the Oregon Country Fair (aka drug-fuels gay hippie orgy party), and I've got workers erecting a huge air conditioned tent where I'll be holding a good old-fashioned Revival Meeting. With stacks of Marshall amps to carry the sweet sound of my voice condemning the hippie scum to hellfire.
Of course it would have been nice to have my new airplane for this trip, but I suppose Jesus will understand if I'm only able to save half as many souls.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Location: The Holy Land = U.S.A.
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AMERICA! -
07-05-2015, 06:42 AM
Happy 4th of July fellow Christian Americans!
But let's not forget that the south will rise again!
The Honorable Brother Jessup T. Lloyd, Esq. has spoken....Amen!
The Lord’s Hang’n Judge – convicting the wicked and condemning the heretic!
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And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war. (Revelation 19:11)
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Between Lynchburg and Walton's Mountain
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AMERICA! -
07-05-2015, 02:48 PM
What a party we had at the Hutchins Plantation, LLC! We split up in to two teams, Christian Americans and Unsaved Trash.
First we sis a Bible quote Battle, with the losing team having to stand in the pig pen and have buckets of manure tossed at them.
Next, we did the cleansing waters where everyone had to cross the James River. Losers get washed down stream to the Atlantic Ocean, eventually. My family and I used a pontoon boat, with a grill cooking pork ribs. Thank you Jesus!
The last game was called 'How Long can you hang on?". It is all about commitment to God, country and team work as a Christian. How it is played is all the Saved people stand on top of a cliff. All the UnSaved hold on to the other end of the rope, dangling two hundred feet in the air. As we all know God Provides and the Saved team were clever and attached the rope to the back of the tractor and had pulled pork sandwiches. After an hour or so, not a single UnSaved person was still holding on.
The Fourth of July is all about being freed from unrighteous persecution where every man, woman and child have an equal chance. It makes me so happy to see all people, doing activities together in harmony, each person doing the job as God intended.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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