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Pastor Steven Anderson no longer welcome. DENIES EARTH IS FLAT! -
05-29-2015, 06:25 PM
Friends,
Sad day here at Landover Baptist. It is my sad duty to inform you all that Pastor Steven Anderson of Faithful Word Baptist Church has lost his mind. Bobby Joe (moments ago) cancelled his securpass and has put him on the extensive list of those banned from entering the compound. After the bomb he dropped yesterday, he left us no choice.
The blasphemous text from the above image (for those of you who God smote with poor eyesight);
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Just for the record, the earth is not flat! It's amazing that I have to say that in 2015, but this is the stupidity that people are going around and saying!
"That we henceforth be no more children, tossed to and fro, and carried about with every wind of doctrine, by the sleight of men, and cunning craftiness, whereby they lie in wait to deceive;" - Ephesians 4:14
The Bible calls it "the circle of the earth," and the Bible says that hell is in the "heart" (core) of the earth. People fly and sail around the globe every day in both Northern and Southern hemispheres!
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I have to admit, I didn't see that coming. To say we're all shell shocked is an understatement. Has he lost his faith? The Bible is clear, the earth is not a sphere, IT IS FLAT!!!!
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Job 28:24 For he looketh to the ends of the earth, and seeth under the whole heaven;
Matthew 4:8 Again, the devil taketh him up into an exceeding high mountain, and sheweth him all the kingdoms of the world, and the glory of them;
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Some of his congregation desperately tried to drill some sense into him, but no dice..
We even sent him Revered Jim Osbourne's irrefutable test to show the earth is flat. He told us to go flog a sheep
Why Steven, WHY?? You were a brother to me. How many times have we beaten people over the heads with our KJV's and saved their souls from damnation. The times we've prayed for a certain uppity negro to get brain cancer (It worked on Ted Kennedy) Now your fate is sealed. I'll always remember your powerful sermons before you became a liberal. I weep, Jesus weeps, Landover Baptist weeps. You are dead to us.
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Re: Pastor Stephen Anderson no longer welcome. DENIES EARTH IS FLAT! -
05-29-2015, 08:06 PM
Poor Pastor Steven. It seems that he has somehow fallen into the Isaiah 40:22 trap, misconstruing the expression the circle of the earth to mean globe-shaped rather than pizza-shaped. If God had intended us to believe that the earth was spherical, first he would have made it that shape and then he would have used the word globe or sphere rather than circle to describe it.
It is surprising that such a thing should happen to someone of Pastor Steven's experience, but just goes to show that nobody among us (except for Pastor Zeke) is immune from the whisperings of Satan.
I will pray for him, though I am sorry to say that when a pastor "goes public" with something like this, it is probably too late for him to regain my respect.
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Re: Pastor Stephen Anderson no longer welcome. DENIES EARTH IS FLAT! -
05-29-2015, 11:08 PM
It's evil, immoral, wicked, corrupt, sinful, depraved, rotten, contaminated, spoiled, tainted, harmful, injurious, unfavorable, defective, inferior, imperfect, substandard, faulty, improper, inappropriate, unsuitable, disagreeable, unpleasant, cross, nasty, unfriendly, irascible, horrible, atrocious, outrageous, scandalous, infamous, wrong, noxious, sinister, putrid, snide, deplorable, dismal, gross, heinous, nefarious, base, obnoxious, detestable, despicable, contemptible, foul, rank, ghastly and execrable how good Christians are destroyed by what America has become since Hillary Clinton became a contender for the presidency.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
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Re: Pastor Stephen Anderson no longer welcome. DENIES EARTH IS FLAT! -
05-29-2015, 11:33 PM
The Devil's people are fond of the tactic of stringing together a series of truths which are couched in such a way to cause the victim to come to a false conclusion. This poor man has obviously lost his way and fallen prey to that old trick.
When Christians refer to the world as "flat" we mean that the Earth is not round like a ball. It is quite obvious that there are hills, valleys and so forth. Christians are well aware of these facts. Thus, the Earth is clearly not flat in the totally flat sense of the word.
Heathens like to mesmerize the unwary with simple tricks, pointing out mountains and the like, so that fools will jump to the conclusion that the Earth is not flat. They change the subject, insist on a few unconnected facts, that, while true, are not germane to the issue. Then we see a poor deluded man like this one insisting that the truth is false and what is false is true. He should know better.
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Re: Pastor Stephen Anderson no longer welcome. DENIES EARTH IS FLAT! -
05-30-2015, 02:29 AM
I'm guessing he turned queer. Probably the queers got to him. What a shame.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Pastor Stephen Anderson no longer welcome. DENIES EARTH IS FLAT! -
05-30-2015, 03:23 AM
Call me a Doubting Thomas but I remember a few years back government shock troops mysteriously picked him up well inside the U.S. Border and did a job on him. And yet he still carried the torch.
http://www.wnd.com/2009/04/95300/
He's been a beacon of hope for so long I can't imagine him flip flopping like this for no reason.
"Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)
"But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)
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Re: Pastor Stephen Anderson no longer welcome. DENIES EARTH IS FLAT! -
05-30-2015, 04:21 PM
This is disastrous! It means that Pastor Anderson was never really acquainted with the Bible! Jesus tells us explicitly that our senses and the observation devices based on our senses are unreliable, as Jesus tests our Faith all the time with deception.
2 Thessalonians 2:11
And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
We can only trust the Bible and answered prayers. Telescopes, microscopes, and colonoscopes can give false information if it is in the agenda of Jesus to test us. And it is. Pastor Anderson failed the test and he will pay for his unbelief by spending the Eternity in the Furnace. A sad end to a promising man.
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Re: Pastor Stephen Anderson no longer welcome. DENIES EARTH IS FLAT! -
05-30-2015, 09:12 PM
I have to admit, I never trusted the guy. I shook his hand once, it was a clammy and sweaty.
Just because someone claims to be a Christian, does not mean they are. A True Christian™ believes in God and His Perfect Word©, no matter what everyone says.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Pastor Stephen Anderson no longer welcome. DENIES EARTH IS FLAT! -
05-30-2015, 09:29 PM
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Originally Posted by James Hutchins
Just because someone claims to be a Christian, does not mean they are.
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You know, Brother James, I would obviously never even think of having a tattoo myself, but if someone were determined to have one then I can't imagine a better one that that! It is truly an inspirational thought.
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Re: Pastor Stephen Anderson no longer welcome. DENIES EARTH IS FLAT! -
05-31-2015, 04:32 AM
Such a shame to see a member of the flock be tempted away by Satan. He is in my prayers!
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Re: Pastor Steven Anderson no longer welcome. DENIES EARTH IS FLAT! -
06-07-2015, 08:33 PM
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Originally Posted by John Creeser
Friends,
Sad day here at Landover Baptist. It is my sad duty to inform you all that Pastor Steven Anderson of Faithful Word Baptist Church has lost his mind. Bobby Joe (moments ago) cancelled his securpass and has put him on the extensive list of those banned from entering the compound. After the bomb he dropped yesterday, he left us no choice.
The blasphemous text from the above image (for those of you who God smote with poor eyesight);
I have to admit, I didn't see that coming. To say we're all shell shocked is an understatement. Has he lost his faith? The Bible is clear, the earth is not a sphere, IT IS FLAT!!!!
Some of his congregation desperately tried to drill some sense into him, but no dice..
We even sent him Revered Jim Osbourne's irrefutable test to show the earth is flat. He told us to go flog a sheep
Why Steven, WHY?? You were a brother to me. How many times have we beaten people over the heads with our KJV's and saved their souls from damnation. The times we've prayed for a certain uppity negro to get brain cancer (It worked on Ted Kennedy) Now your fate is sealed. I'll always remember your powerful sermons before you became a liberal. I weep, Jesus weeps, Landover Baptist weeps. You are dead to us.
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must be sad to know that your iq is less than zero, earth is round bitch, you're wrong and weak
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Re: Pastor Stephen Anderson no longer welcome. DENIES EARTH IS FLAT! -
06-07-2015, 09:30 PM
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Originally Posted by James Hutchins
I have to admit, I never trusted the guy. I shook his hand once, it was a clammy and sweaty.
Just because someone claims to be a Christian, does not mean they are. A True Christian™ believes in God and His Perfect Word©, no matter what everyone says.
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the fc do you want, ***repulsive words removed by moderator***?
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Re: Pastor Stephen Anderson no longer welcome. DENIES EARTH IS FLAT! -
06-07-2015, 09:32 PM
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the fc do you want, ***repulsive words removed by moderator***?
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Re: Pastor Steven Anderson no longer welcome. DENIES EARTH IS FLAT! -
06-07-2015, 10:24 PM
I'm sure that Bruce Jenner has something to do with this.
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Dreamer of Dreams -- False Prophet -
07-01-2015, 08:13 AM
Sad indeed. He is preaching against the Word of God, so he is a false prophet, a "dreamer of dreams", and is worthy of death. Whenever you create false beliefs, you are not worshiping the True Lord. The Scriptures are crystal clear on this!
Deuteronomy 13:5--
And that prophet, or that dreamer of dreams, shall be put to death; because he hath spoken to turn you away from the Lord your God,
Zechariah 13:3--
And it shall come to pass, that when any shall yet prophesy, then his father and his mother that begat him shall say unto him, Thou shalt not live; for thou speakest lies in the name of the Lord: and his father and his mother that begat him shall thrust him through when he prophesieth.
Isaiah 12:21 (KJV) -- Prepare slaughter for his children for the iniquity of their fathers
Ezekiel 9:6 (KJV) -- Slay utterly old and young, both maids, and little children, and women
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Re: Pastor Steven Anderson no longer welcome. DENIES EARTH IS FLAT! -
02-11-2016, 09:14 PM
Could you ever imagine Pastor Zeke doing something like this, in the Landover Baptist Church?
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Re: Pastor Steven Anderson no longer welcome. DENIES EARTH IS FLAT! -
02-11-2016, 09:46 PM
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Could you ever imagine Pastor Zeke doing something like this, in the Landover Baptist Church?
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You're talking about dude snapping the pic? Not a chance.
Matthew 22:11-14 "11 And when the king came in to see the guests, he saw there a man which had not on a wedding garment: 12 And he saith unto him, Friend, how camest thou in hither not having a wedding garment? And he was speechless. 13 Then said the king to the servants, Bind him hand and foot, and take him away, and cast him into outer darkness; there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth. 14 For many are called, but few are chosen."
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Re: Pastor Steven Anderson no longer welcome. DENIES EARTH IS FLAT! -
02-11-2016, 11:51 PM
The earth is piffleing round...
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Re: Pastor Steven Anderson no longer welcome. DENIES EARTH IS FLAT! -
02-11-2016, 11:58 PM
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The earth is piffleing round...
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How does "round" contradict "flat"?
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Re: Pastor Steven Anderson no longer welcome. DENIES EARTH IS FLAT! -
02-12-2016, 12:13 AM
It's black magic @.@ lalalalalalalala oh my, I`m happily stupid...Does the sweet lord hare me now? Geez this people are "piffling" cray crayI`ll sing while waiting...Na na na na na na
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