As you all know, I host my annual Christ-Centered Costume Party every year on October 31 to give the kids an alternative to daemon-inspired Halloween celebrations.
I tell you, nothing warms the cockles of my heart like seeing young men and women dressed up in fun costumes, praising Jesus and enjoying ice cream and non-alcoholic punch.
But I digress.
You may recall that I was lambasted by liberal bloggers last year for dressing as one of my personal heroes, the wonderful Allen B. West.
And don't even get me started on my Clarence Thomas and Tonto costumes from the two years previous.
In every case, when photos of my outfits were leaked to Twitter and Buzzfeed, I wound up on the receiving end of torrents of condemnation from liberal SJW types who said my dressing in "black face" and "red face" was somehow disrespectful to the people my costumes were honoring.
Apparently in their crazy upside-down world of racial division, it's never OK for a white person to dress up as a non-white person.
OK, that's fine.
Guess who I'm dressing as this year?
(Please don't be concerned about Deuteronomy 22:5, as Rachel Dolezal, being a big lezzie, tends to favor pants suits.)
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