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Default Anal Sex - 11-12-2010, 03:17 PM
As those of you who have read my intro in the newbies section I am a new follower of God and JC.

I am wrestling with a few issues currently, and one of them is the anal sex dilemma.

I am getting the impression it is not appropriate, problem is my wife loves it.

If it is inappropriate how on earth do I explain this to her?

Thanks
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Default Re: Anal Sex - 11-12-2010, 03:31 PM
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As those of you who have read my intro in the newbies section I am a new follower of God and JC.

I am wrestling with a few issues currently, and one of them is the anal sex dilemma.

I am getting the impression it is not appropriate, problem is my wife loves it.

If it is inappropriate how on earth do I explain this to her?

Thanks
You need to put your foot down. Who cares what she likes! If your wife said she wanted you to rape little boys in front of her while she masturbates, is that what you'd do? Well anal sex is no different! It's the equivalent of burning millions of Joos in ovens for no reason other than that they killed Jesus! Well maybe that is a bad example. My point is, there is no good reason to have anal. Wipe off your penis and get straight.

Plus, only a homosexual would stick his penis into his wife's anus.

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Default Re: Anal Sex - 11-12-2010, 03:37 PM
Indeed.

And by not having normal relations, they are not birthing soldiers for Christ!

Why would anyone want to deny Jesus that?

Sin is just so incomprehensible to me!

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Default Re: Anal Sex - 11-12-2010, 08:48 PM
The man is supposed to be the head of the household. You should be telling your wife what you like and she should be doing it without bothering you over what she wants. Besides, the only reason True Christians have sexual relations is just so they can create more soldiers for Christ and you can't do that with the sin you're going on about.

You need to smack your wife around to teach her to listen to her husband and then both of you need to go to church and pray that Jesus saves you.
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Default Re: Anal Sex - 11-12-2010, 09:20 PM
Since you do not say whether you like it or not, I have to assume there is another person or device penetrating your wifes anus and tickling the delicate parts of her rectum. I think you need to look there instead at your wife.

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Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Anal Sex - 11-13-2010, 03:56 AM
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If it is inappropriate how on earth do I explain this to her?
You really need to sit down and talk with her about the fate of both your eternal souls. You need really do what ever it takes to make it sink in that you both will burn in a lake of fire if you two continue on with this homoistic act of the devil.

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As those of you who have read my intro in the newbies section I am a new follower of God and JC.

I am wrestling with a few issues currently, and one of them is the anal sex dilemma.

I am getting the impression it is not appropriate, problem is my wife loves it.

If it is inappropriate how on earth do I explain this to her?

Thanks
Sex is for purposes of procreation only.

That is why sodomy is illegal in a number of states.

Sodomy includes oral and anal intercourse, whether between two men who've never met, separated by a bathroom stall wall in a truckstop on I-35, or between a loving husband and his wife in the privacy of their own home.

It is as much a sin as raping and murdering your own grandmother. Would you rape and murder your own grandmother?

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Default Re: Anal Sex - 11-13-2010, 05:41 AM
Stop having anal sex with your wife it haram. By performing such acts she divorce you. Do not blame you wife for what you are doing to her.

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Default Re: Anal Sex - 11-13-2010, 07:10 AM
Anal sex is a sin, you must discipline your wife with a swift but firm back hand from God.

Anal sex is a truly disgusting form of sodomy brought forth by the devil himself. If you have anal sex with a woman you may as well be a homer .

Repent your homoerotic ways and pray to Jesus for forgiveness
I will pray for you and your wife to give up your heathen ways.
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Default Re: Anal Sex - 11-13-2010, 12:20 PM
Do let her know that after years of anal sex she may develop problems that would require her to wear a diaper. Its not a good idea.

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Default Re: Anal Sex - 11-13-2010, 07:23 PM
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problem is my wife loves it.
I don't understand. She loves penetrating you poop chute with foreign objects? Why is she doing this? Are you in training for a stint in jail? Are you a fag? Is your wife even female? Maybe you're just another pair of "married" homos from Canada, eh?


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Default Re: Anal Sex - 11-13-2010, 10:00 PM
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As those of you who have read my intro in the newbies section I am a new follower of God and JC.

I am wrestling with a few issues currently, and one of them is the anal sex dilemma.

I am getting the impression it is not appropriate, problem is my wife loves it.

If it is inappropriate how on earth do I explain this to her?

Thanks
How comes your wife "loves it"?
Have you been givin' it to her or has she been touching her self?

In the first case you should repent swiftly, otherwise God will strike you with the AIDS.
In the second case you have failed as a husband. You should have tought your wife a long time a go that her private parts are no-go-area.

Son, you better get hold of a rod and teach your wife a lesson before she infect you both with the AIDS.

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Default Re: Anal Sex - 11-14-2010, 02:15 PM
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Plus, only a homosexual would stick his penis into his wife's anus.
How in any way, shape or form is a man gay for having sex with his wife?
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How in any way, shape or form is a man gay for having sex with his wife?
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By sticking his erect penis into her rectum he is simulating sex with another man. Duh.

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By having sex with a woman it is heterosexual.

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Duh.
Why would he stick his penis into her anus, a part that a man has, when there is a perfectly good vagina right next to it?

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I don't understand. She loves penetrating you poop chute with foreign objects? Why is she doing this? Are you in training for a stint in jail? Are you a fag? Is your wife even female? Maybe you're just another pair of "married" homos from Canada, eh?
His ass isn't getting penetrated, hers is. He's bangin' her in the ass!

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His ass isn't getting penetrated, hers is. He's bangin' her in the ass!

I say GO FOR IT!
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Why would he stick his penis into her anus, a part that a man has, when there is a perfectly good vagina right next to it?
No chance of accidental pregnancy and because the wife likes it.
Seems simple enough to me.
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Default Re: Anal Sex - 11-14-2010, 03:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
Every time you ejaculate inside someone's anus, no matter what their gender is, that is the equivalent of ejaculating right in Jesus' face!
Can you guys make up your minds? I thought it was the demons who live in your rectum, not Jesus.

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