[Dr Laurence Niles]

Originally Posted by sweatywetha

Go ahead. Could give less of a damn right now.

Young lady, the phrase is ‘I couldn’t give a da*n’.

But you see, Jesus gives a damn about you. Why not shrug off the gaudy fur coat of hatred and embrace the snug t-shirt of His conditional love for all True Christians™?

He died for you so that you may get to Heaven: can’t you settle down with a nice young manly Christian male and have children?

After all it is the only way you can’t get to to Heaven.

1 Timothy 2:15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety

YIC

[sweatyfag]

Originally Posted by Dr Laurence Niles

Young lady, the phrase is ‘I couldn’t give a da*n’.

But you see, Jesus gives a damn about you. Why not shrug off the gaudy fur coat of hatred and embrace the snug t-shirt of His conditional love for all True Christians™?

He died for you so that you may get to Heaven: can’t you settle down with a nice young manly Christian male and have children?

After all it is the only way you can’t get to to Heaven.

1 Timothy 2:15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety

YIC

I'm a male. But I will settle down with a nice young man, thanks.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Originally Posted by sweatywetha

I'm a male. But I will settle down with a nice young man, thanks.

But that is the opposite of what Jesus wants

You see, when you chose to be attracted to the wrong sex you made a mistake.

But True Christians™ are here to tell,that you don’t need to continue to arbitrarily select the wrong sex to attracted to:

Yes, yes, YES! You can become an ex-Gay and save other anal enthusiasts as well by leading by example!

Cast off your too tight t-shirt and embrace the shirt and tie of Jesus!

Luke 15:2 It was meet that we should make merry, and be glad: for this thy brother was dead, and is alive again; and was lost, and is found

You see, ex-Gays show just how easy it is to find the right sex attractive: proof, if proof be need be that it is a choice to be gaywise.

YIC

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by sweatywetha

I'm a male. But I will settle down with a nice young man, thanks.

Oh, goody for you. That's what you're looking for, is approval, right?


Well, that's as much as you're going to get here, so you can save any further embarrassing acting out for people who care more about your opinion than God's (as revealed in the KJV1611).


Which includes no one here.

[sweatyfag]

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[Didymus Much]

Psalm 119:165 "Great peace have they which love thy law: And nothing shall offend them".

Your tantrums are ineffective, childish, cliched, and based solely on your own wilfull ignorance of what Christianity really is despite being repeatedly invited to acquaint yourself with some good old facts.

I even doubt that you're gay at all. You're too stupid and boring.

[sweatyfag]

Originally Posted by Didymus Much

Psalm 119:165 "Great peace have they which love thy law: And nothing shall offend them".

Your tantrums are ineffective, childish, cliched, and based solely on your own wilfull ignorance of what Christianity really is despite being repeatedly invited to acquaint yourself with some good old facts.

I even doubt that you're gay at all. You're too stupid and boring.

Everyone's "arguments" in this thread are based off only the Bible. That's pretty weak.

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by sweatywetha

Everyone's "arguments" in this thread are based off only the Bible. That's pretty weak.

What else could Christian religious arguments be based off, dear?

I mean, you don't expect us start throwing verses of Bhagavad Gita at you, do you?!

[sweatyfag]

Originally Posted by Basilissa

What else could Christian religious arguments be based off, dear?

I mean, you don't expect us start throwing verses of Bhagavad Gita at you, do you?!

I was expecting actual facts, thanks.

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by sweatywetha

I was expecting actual facts, thanks.

And that's what you've been given, facts about what's in the Bible (and what's not).


No pleasing some people. :shrugs:

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by sweatywetha

I was expecting actual facts, thanks.

Facts are overrated.

John 20:29 Jesus saith unto him, Thomas, because thou hast seen me, thou hast believed: blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by sweatywetha

I was expecting actual facts, thanks.

Nonsense! Facts are for Mad Scientists and Jewish lawyers. Even God warns they will create a stumbling block to Salvation (1 Corinthians 1:18-23). What you want dear, is Truth! And Praise Jesus! The Truth can be whatever He Declares it to Be! Glory!

Please take the time to consider Pastor Bathfire's Spirit Filled sermon, On the Nature of Heaven (with reference to Fish). I promise you won't be disappointed!

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Originally Posted by sweatywetha

I was expecting actual facts, thanks.

If you are so interested in facts that please prove that being gay is not simply spitting in the crying face of the Baby Jesus, Lord of All Things.

You make the claim so even by your precious ‘scientific method’ it is encumbent on you to provide positive evidence for you arbitrary life style choice.

I bet you £23 you will run away.

YIC

[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by sweatywetha

I was expecting actual facts, thanks.

Facts are what God (The All Powerful Creator®)tells us. Alternate facts are simply an attempt by man to try and explain reality differently. I have a chicken. It lays an egg. I do not want (or need) some idiot to try and tell me it is a coconut. Beside, there is no such thing as an easy over coconut.

[Bubba Buck]

Originally Posted by Basilissa

Facts are overrated.

John 20:29 Jesus saith unto him, Thomas, because thou hast seen me, thou hast believed: blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed.

Now now, let's not forget the importance of alternative facts ma'am

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Originally Posted by sweatywetha

I was expecting actual facts, thanks.

God hates conclusions based on mere "actual facts" and loves blind faith. In fact, He has been known to fudge the facts to see who loves Him in spite of the facts:

Deuteronomy 13:1-3 KJV: 1 If there arise among you a prophet, or a dreamer of dreams, and giveth thee a sign or a wonder, 2 And the sign or the wonder come to pass, whereof he spake unto thee, saying, Let us go after other gods, which thou hast not known, and let us serve them; 3 Thou shalt not hearken unto the words of that prophet, or that dreamer of dreams: for the LORD your God proveth you, to know whether ye love the LORD your God with all your heart and with all your soul.

[sweatyfag]

Being gay or lesbian is a very, very, natural thing. Imagine being a God and getting your panties in a twist over who falls in love with who.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by sweatywetha

Being gay or lesbian is a very, very, natural thing. Imagine being a God and getting your panties in a twist over who falls in love with who.

When toddlers have colds, they get green snot running down their faces. They don't care. It's a very, very natural thing. But the rest of us would retch and vomit if mothers didn't correct it.

I hope that helps you to understand.

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by sweatywetha

...Imagine being a God and getting your panties in a twist over who falls in love with who.

And that's exactly the God that's described in nauseating detail in the Bible.


So WTF are you arguing about?

[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by sweatywetha

Being gay or lesbian is a very, very, natural thing. Imagine being a God and getting your panties in a twist over who falls in love with who.

Friend, I am just a man. Not for one split second do I imagine myself God. Accordingly, I do not try and put my self in His Silken Robe and Golden Sandals. God tells us being queersexual is wrong. How mush simpler do you need it to be?
Genesis 19:24 Then the LORD rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the LORD out of heaven;

Genesis 19:25 And he overthrew those cities, and all the plain, and all the inhabitants of the cities, and that which grew upon the ground.

Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Deuteronomy 23:17 There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel.

1st Kings 14:24 And there were also sodomites in the land: and they did according to all the abominations of the nations which the LORD cast out before the children of Israel.

Isaiah 3:8 For Jerusalem is ruined, and Judah is fallen: because their tongue and their doings are against the LORD, to provoke the eyes of his glory.

Isaiah 3:9The shew of their countenance doth witness against them; and they declare their sin as Sodom, they hide it not. Woe unto their soul! for they have rewarded evil unto themselves.

Matthew 19:4 And he answered and said unto them, Have ye not read, that he which made them at the beginning made them male and female,

Matthew 19:5 And said, For this cause shall a man leave father and mother, and shall cleave to his wife: and they twain shall be one flesh?

Matthew 19:6 Wherefore they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.

Romans 1:25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.

Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:

Romans 1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

Romans 1:28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;
(Male and female homosexuals.)

1st Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

1st Timothy 1:9 Knowing this, that the law is not made for a righteous man, but for the lawless and disobedient, for the ungodly and for sinners, for unholy and profane, for murderers of fathers and murderers of mothers, for manslayers,

1st Timothy 1:10 For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine;

2 Peter 2:6 And turning the cities of Sodom and Gomorrha into ashes condemned them with an overthrow, making them an ensample unto those that after should live ungodly;

2 Peter 2:7 And delivered just Lot, vexed with the filthy conversation of the wicked:

2 Peter 2:8 (For that righteous man dwelling among them, in seeing and hearing, vexed his righteous soul from day to day with their unlawful deeds; )

Jude 1:7 Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.

Jude 1:8 Likewise also these filthy dreamers defile the flesh, despise dominion, and speak evil of dignities.

Deuteronomy 22:5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.