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Default What are Lezbos Putting in Your Daughters? - 03-18-2011, 10:34 PM
Dear Friends,

As we all know, the capacity of the lesbionic mind to derive satisfaction from the most morbid of sources (balloon doggies, for gosh sakes?) is only matched by their insatiable lust for underaged girls. In the newest, and to my mind, most deadly assault by the Sapphic sisters on young Christian women, these perverts have been encouraging girls to insert batteries into their cooters for "the tingle." Starting with hearing aid batteries, practicioners of this bizarre fetish work their way up, through AAA, AA, A, and finally to C or even D batteries. This is not limited to the bedroom! Tingle addicts keep their power supplies inserted throughout the day, to give them that extra boost which women of average attractiveness can get just from the attention of men.

In short, DO NOT LET YOUR GIRLS HAVE FREE ACCESS TO BATTERIES! While lil Susy may have a perfectly innocent-sounding explanation for why she needs 3 AAA batteries, the sad fact in this day and age is that she's very likely to be jamming them where they can do only evil. Accuse her and see if you can get a confession -- she might lead you into the heart of the dykish conspiracy! (Per our informant, when a lesbian first commits battery on the girl, they call that being "coppertopped.")

For God's sake, before you come home to find your wife strapped onto a golf cart motor, fight the tingle!

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Default Re: What are Lezbos Putting in Your Daughters? - 03-18-2011, 11:08 PM
Brass neo-classical decorative fence posts. Those things should be banned. That's all I am going to say.


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Default Re: What are Lezbos Putting in Your Daughters? - 05-21-2011, 02:58 PM
As a girl who just a couple years ago was in high school, I can tell you bulldykes are everywhere, it's really bad among young girls, after gym in the locker rooms girls will just walk around in underwear and even naked! They just look at each others naked bodies and they don't care, one time I accidentally turned around and looked right at another girls crotch, I felt extremely flushed and tingly as I was looking at her crotch, my mouth got dry and I could feel the devil trying to suck me in, I quickly looked away and had to get out of there ASAP. I know pretty much all other girls are bulldykes because they don't get the same feeling I get when I look at another girls behind, I get all hot and get traped in a trance looking at it, I feel funny because I am a heterosexual girl and the devil is trying to convert me, when other girls look at girls behinds they don't feel a thing and it is almost normal to themthey are all bulldykes!
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Default Re: What are Lezbos Putting in Your Daughters? - 05-23-2011, 10:19 AM
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As a girl who just a couple years ago was in high school, I can tell you bulldykes are everywhere, it's really bad among young girls, after gym in the locker rooms girls will just walk around in underwear and even naked! They just look at each others naked bodies and they don't care, one time I accidentally turned around and looked right at another girls crotch, I felt extremely flushed and tingly as I was looking at her crotch, my mouth got dry and I could feel the devil trying to suck me in, I quickly looked away and had to get out of there ASAP. I know pretty much all other girls are bulldykes because they don't get the same feeling I get when I look at another girls behind, I get all hot and get traped in a trance looking at it, I feel funny because I am a heterosexual girl and the devil is trying to convert me, when other girls look at girls behinds they don't feel a thing and it is almost normal to themthey are all bulldykes!
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Default Re: What are Lezbos Putting in Your Daughters? - 05-23-2011, 11:57 AM
My father just took away all my batteries, so now my mouse stopped working. I am sure he knows what is best.

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Default Re: What are Lezbos Putting in Your Daughters? - 05-23-2011, 02:45 PM
I hope the corrosive acids in the batteries eat away at the cooters of these disgusting bulldykes - at least that will stop them.

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Click the link in my signature. It contains the 67 deadly sins of the New Testament all counted and numbered with scriptures backing them up.
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Default Re: What are Lezbos Putting in Your Daughters? - 05-27-2011, 12:32 AM
Dear Friends,

For those who are more visual, allow me to present levels of lesbianism and associated batteries jammed in the cooter:

Bicurious:


Girl-on-girl flirting:


Bisexual:


Lesbian:


Face-down between the thighs of Napa Valley Nan's daughter:


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Default Re: What are Lezbos Putting in Your Daughters? - 08-02-2013, 08:26 AM
I find this rather offensive since I am Bicurious. The female body is just so much prettier than the male. Anyway, where is your source!? I want a source website! And facts!
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I find this rather offensive since I am Bicurious. The female body is just so much prettier than the male. Anyway, where is your source!? I want a source website! And facts!
Young man, this is a Christian website, not one for picking up tips on how to so called 'tip the valet'

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I am a girl. A female.
Plus, I just said it kinda offended me. Plus, I want their source. Where did they hear this at? Otherwise, I think I was made up by a person who is hateful to others.:/
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I am a girl. A female.
Plus, I just said it kinda offended me. Plus, I want their source. Where did they hear this at? Otherwise, I think I was made up by a person who is hateful to others.:/
The Bible is the source. If you have not read it how can you comment on our most cherished beliefs?

That does not make sense.

God bless.

1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: What are Lezbos Putting in Your Daughters? - 08-02-2013, 09:30 AM
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The Bible is the source. If you have not read it how can you comment on our most cherished beliefs?

That does not make sense.

God bless.
Please, do enlighten me where it says "GIRLS SHOULDN'T HAVE BATTERIES BECAUSE THEY'LL STICK THEM IN PLACES THE SUN DON'T SHINE!!"
Because I don't think batteries existed back then..
That is what I would like to know, FRIEND. I want that source, because it has sparked my interest. Okay? Okay. All settled down, okay? Don't freak out.
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Default Re: What are Lezbos Putting in Your Daughters? - 08-02-2013, 09:38 AM
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Please, do enlighten me where it says "GIRLS SHOULDN'T HAVE BATTERIES BECAUSE THEY'LL STICK THEM IN PLACES THE SUN DON'T SHINE!!"
Because I don't think batteries existed back then..
That is what I would like to know, FRIEND. I want that source, because it has sparked my interest. Okay? Okay. All settled down, okay? Don't freak out.
Woah there, little miss! All this oestrogen, by golly.

Let me give it to you straight. Lesbiopaths you mechanical phalli that need batteries. Are you trying to tell me that bull dykes don't practice thrusting these into each others cloacal pouches?

A decent Christian girl should be thinking about catching a Godly Christian man to provide children for.

God bless.

1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Woah there, little miss! All this oestrogen, by golly.

Let me give it to you straight. Lesbiopaths you mechanical phalli that need batteries. Are you trying to tell me that bull dykes don't practice thrusting these into each others cloacal pouches?

A decent Christian girl should be thinking about catching a Godly Christian man to provide children for.

God bless.
I just want to know what happened to these women because that science is interesting to me. Did doing such kill them? What are the long term effects? i like science. meh. sorry not sorry.
Then I guess I'm not a good little Christian girl! Because my mind is filled with having dreams of either being a historian specializing in the Victorian Era or being a writer. I don't need a man. Plus I am a 13 year old girl, I have more important issues like grades and such. Meeting a partner is t important right now.
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