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Default THE TRUTH ABOUT LANDOVER - 12-06-2007, 11:54 PM

just read all of this and you will see what they are doing

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Default Re: THE TRUTH ABOUT LANDOVER - 12-06-2007, 11:56 PM

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just read all of this and you will see what they are doing

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That is the truth...Unfortunately, I think you'll get banned...

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ACTS 5:29

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But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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Default Re: THE TRUTH ABOUT LANDOVER - 12-07-2007, 12:00 AM

And will you stop changing the links...If it was the truth you wouldn't be afraid.

EDIT: Don't make false edits, anyway those people are Anti-Triclavianism heretics BJ


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But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
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How dare you attempt to spread false rumours about our church? We are constantly attacked by atheists and false Christians all over the internets, and now you want to post their lies and filth on our own forum?

What a hateful person you must be.


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Default Re: THE TRUTH ABOUT LANDOVER - 12-07-2007, 12:05 AM

lol that was a fast delete of the link WHATS WRONG you guys cant handle the truth?? and father i dont care if i get banned from here all this is a cult full of queer's and lie's. if you want to read the truth about BENDOVER CHURCH OF LIE'S just e mail me at *PERSONAL CONTACT INFO DELETED FOR ONLINE SAFETY REASONS*

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Default Re: THE TRUTH ABOUT LANDOVER - 12-07-2007, 12:05 AM

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How dare you attempt to spread false rumours about our church? We are constantly attacked by atheists and false Christians all over the internets, and now you want to post their lies and filth on our own forum?

What a hateful person you must be.
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But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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lol that was a fast delete of the link WHATS WRONG you guys cant handle the truth?? and father i dont care if i get banned from here all this is a cult full of queer's and lie's. if you want to read the truth about BENDOVER CHURCH OF LIE'S just e mail me at bmathews@traid.rr.com.
We are not going to allow you to spread helical nonsense about Quadclavianism in this forum. Christ was crucified by three nails, got that sinner?



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Default Re: THE TRUTH ABOUT LANDOVER - 12-07-2007, 12:15 AM

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nope it's not lie's stop deleting the link and read it you will see

i spent 6 years in the army '3 of them in iraq' not a hatefull person at all. you know nothing about being under attack.you sr are just a little kid trying to tell lie's.

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Default Re: THE TRUTH ABOUT LANDOVER - 12-07-2007, 12:41 AM

never said i was a ''better''christian then. you what's wrong the the truth make you mad. you sr FAIL at life. this is my last post cause i am done with the like's you and your church of LIE'S. well got to go JOYCE MEYER IS ON TV


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Too bad the army didn't teach you how to write with apostrophes. Maybe if you could write right they would have kept you for a clerical job.


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Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: THE TRUTH ABOUT LANDOVER - 12-07-2007, 02:15 AM

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I've never heard of Joyce Meyer before. Who is she?
Um, a false-church woman minister, who is on the fast track to hell if she doesn't see the error of her ways in time (like noddy used to be)

Hmm, I see you have changed your signature to a Cross of Jesus, instead of that bunny doodad, and that's a step in the right direction, bunny girl!



1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Default Re: THE TRUTH ABOUT LANDOVER - 12-07-2007, 05:35 AM

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Too bad the army didn't teach you how to write with apostrophes. Maybe if you could write right they would have kept you for a clerical job.


mybe so

but thet did TEACH me how to KILL
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mybe so

but thet did TEACH me how to KILL
I'm certainly glad to hear they still allow some of our Armed Forces to kill.
Can you do hand-to-hand? Can you kill with just one finger?

You wanna Wrestle?
I just love Wrestling

You could be my newest friend?



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Default Re: THE TRUTH ABOUT LANDOVER - 12-07-2007, 09:51 AM

this girl sounds fun
much better then these other "you're going to burn in hell whooooooo evil demon spirit apocalypse die" people
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Default Re: THE TRUTH ABOUT LANDOVER - 12-07-2007, 10:08 AM

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this girl sounds fun
much better then these other "you're going to burn in hell whooooooo evil demon spirit apocalypse die" people
Please don't flirt with me you, you, you Devil Worshiping fiend!!!
My Love is for Jesus. He fills me with his Love every single day of my life and when someday he decides to kill me in the way of his choosing I shall thank him.

Now, why are you not baking nice Cakes for your Husband? Why are you not having Babies to give Jesus some more new Christian Soldiers?

I can help you find Jesus. He is there you know..................... watching you.

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