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Default An open invitation to Islam - 01-03-2010, 01:48 PM
Bismillahir'rahmaanir'rahim.

I invite each of you to Islam, convert peacefully.

Insha'Allah you will accept.

Surah 4:169 O people of the Book! do not exceed in your religion, nor say against God aught save the truth. The Messiah, Jesus the son of Mary, is but the apostle of God ... say not "Trinity." Desist! it will be better for you. God is only one God, far be it for Him that He should beget a Son!
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Default Re: An open invitation to Islam - 01-03-2010, 01:55 PM
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Default Re: An open invitation to Islam - 01-03-2010, 02:29 PM
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Bismillahir'rahmaanir'rahim.

I invite each of you to Islam, convert peacefully.

Insha'Allah you will accept.
Hold up there Homer Homegrown...

I thought we were the undesirable to you. Now you want us on your team? There is the difference. You will take whatever you can get. We are the choosey Chosen ones. God doesn't want the sinners, non believers and unsaved. Why would He? GLORY!

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Default Re: An open invitation to Islam - 01-03-2010, 02:36 PM
Simsalarimbambimbam to you too I guess.

OK, so I have to make a choice between being Saved, looking forward to sitting next to Jesus himself, sipping a cold Rochefort 8, watching the sinners squirm in hell, and being happy for ever.

Or...

Having to accept the idea that having sex with women sporting moustaches is a great concept.

I'll consider it.

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Default Re: An open invitation to Islam - 01-03-2010, 02:37 PM
I've considered it, and oddly enough, it's a NO!

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Default Re: An open invitation to Islam - 01-03-2010, 04:04 PM
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I invite each of you to Islam, convert peacefully.

(demonic invocation deleted) you will accept.
And I invite you to renounce Is-lame-ic mooselimbism and find my Best Friend, Jesus.

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Default Re: An open invitation to Islam - 01-03-2010, 04:17 PM
I am very surprised he/she has not been banned yet.

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I am very surprised he/she has not been banned yet.
Well, he hasn't made any death threats or posted disgusting internet porn, yet. We love our unsaved brothers and will try to help him find his way to the REAL path to righteousness.

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Default Re: An open invitation to Islam - 01-03-2010, 04:27 PM
I heard it said in the Koran, offer the unsaved a chance, then kill them. He just offered us a chance, so we need this guy on the No-Fly list ASAP!
What do we really know about this guy anyway? I smell a terrorist around here!

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10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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Default Re: An open invitation to Islam - 01-03-2010, 05:05 PM
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Bismillahir'rahmaanir'rahim.

I invite each of you to Islam, convert peacefully.

Insha'Allah you will accept.
While I appreciate the offer, I think I will stick with eternal life at the right hand of Jesus. Thank you for asking though.

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Default Re: An open invitation to Islam - 01-03-2010, 11:11 PM
Bismilah Rahman Raheem
Salam Alaykum wa Rahmatulah infidel dogs.

Int teh Noble Qu'ran Allah has said:

12.108 "Say: "This is my Way: I do invite unto Allah,- with certain knowledge, - I and whoever follows me. Glory to Allah, and never will I join gods with Allah!"
16.125 "Invite (all) to the Way of thy Lord with wisdom and beautiful preaching; and argue with them in ways that are best and most gracious: for thy Lord knows best, who have strayed from His Path, and who receive guidance."
22.67 "To every People have We appointed rites which they must follow: let them not then dispute with thee on the matter, but do invite (them) to thy Lord: for thou art assuredly on the Right Way."
28.87 "Let no one turn you away from Allah's revelations after they have been revealed to thee: and invite (men) to thy Lord, and be not of the company of those who join gods with Allah."

Insha'Allah you will reconsider after these beautiful passages.

Surah 4:169 O people of the Book! do not exceed in your religion, nor say against God aught save the truth. The Messiah, Jesus the son of Mary, is but the apostle of God ... say not "Trinity." Desist! it will be better for you. God is only one God, far be it for Him that He should beget a Son!
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Default Re: An open invitation to Islam - 01-03-2010, 11:20 PM
Hey what ever happened to that muslim TV psychic guy they used to have on TV? He was a laugh riot.


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Default Re: An open invitation to Islam - 01-03-2010, 11:31 PM
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(satanic incantation deleted) infidel dogs.

Int teh Noble Qu'ran Allah has said:

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(satanic incantation deleted) you will reconsider after these beautiful passages.
Okey dokey, I'll reconsider.

...reconsidering...

...reconsidering...

So sorry, but the answer is still no.

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Default Re: An open invitation to Islam - 01-05-2010, 08:20 PM
Cant you guys come up with a better symbol than a man's genitals?
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Default Re: An open invitation to Islam - 01-05-2010, 08:32 PM
WrongPath, have you considered soliciting people from Quarantine or those who have been banned?
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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: An open invitation to Islam - 01-05-2010, 09:15 PM
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and be not of the company of those who join gods with Allah."
There is only ONE GOD, and His name is Jesus Christ. You foolish sand swimmers seem to think that gods can be joined together like pieces of Lego. Well let me tell you something, although Lego is a fine educational product designed to enhance the imagination of children, it is hardly something to base a faith upon!


Islam = Lego.

How pitiful.

Oh and by the way, your prophet was a pedophile who enjoyed raping little girls. You people have no class at all. No wonder you like blowing yourselves up. Your lives are utterly worthless.
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Default Re: An open invitation to Islam - 01-06-2010, 12:26 AM
I Slam?

What is it you slam? Are you a cult of slam-dancers? Or into rough marital relations? Or maybe you simply refuse to close doors gently?

Please explain this I-Slam. Thank you.

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Default Re: An open invitation to Islam - 01-06-2010, 12:28 AM
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Bismillahir'rahmaanir'rahim.

I invite each of you to Islam, convert peacefully.

Insha'Allah you will accept.
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