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Pray for Canuckistani President Steven Harper! -
09-11-2008, 01:15 AM
Friends, those sodomite-marrying, marihuana-smoking communists up north in America's Attic don't have much going for them, but last time they voted the Lord saw fit to have pity on them and made sure they would have a decent role model for once in their frozen lives by ensuring one of the few Godly, masculine men in that country was appointed president - Steven Harper.
Now it turns out that Canuckistan is as caught up in McCain/Palin fever as these United States are and President Harper has decided to hold an election to cash in on McCain/Palin mania!
It is a concern that President Harper is talking about cutting and running from Aphganistan and still hasn't pledged any troops for Iraq, so we must pray for Jesus to give him the strength to withstand the corrosive influence of his debauched countrymen! Of course there is the possibility he's just saying that to quell the socialists and help ensure his re-election, calls are in to President Bush to talk to him and give us peace of mind on this subject.
But even then, he's still the best of a bad lot and we need to do our utmost to pray as hard as we can that God will make sure he once more occupies the office of the President of Canuckistan!
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Re: Pray for Canuckistani President Steven Harper! -
09-11-2008, 01:21 PM
Well you learn something new every day. I had no idea that the Cannuckistanos even knew what elections were, much less held any. I don't even know what those Godless heathens eat.
They have a president up there you say? Don't you mean "Chief Witch Doctor" or something like that?
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Re: Pray for Canuckistani President Steven Harper! -
09-11-2008, 02:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
They have a president up there you say? Don't you mean "Chief Witch Doctor" or something like that?
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I don't know. The only reason I found out about it in the first place is I have an unsaved cousin who moved there three months ago (apparently through the marihuana haze that hangs permanently in the air, Canuckistanis were able to find a way to squeeze oil out of sand) and I'm still witnessing to via e-mail.
I've got high hopes that my witnessing will save Paul. If God has allowed him to survive this long on the frozen Canuckistani tundra, He must have a plan for my cousin. Unless alerting us to the need to pray for Steve Harper was the culmination of that plan, then I should alert my aunt and uncle to prepare for some bad news.
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Re: Pray for Canuckistani President Steven Harper! -
09-11-2008, 03:56 PM
Why does the Canadian Soviet Socialist Republic even need a President, anyway, when it can do the sensible thing and just take orders from Bush and then McCain?
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Re: Pray for Canuckistani President Steven Harper! -
09-11-2008, 04:01 PM
He's not any kin to that atheist "comedian" Jesus Christ, who does those awful "impressions" of our Godly Pastor Deacon Fred at those atheist conventions, is he?
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Re: Pray for Canuckistani President Steven Harper! -
09-11-2008, 04:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Isaac Peters
Why does the Canadian Soviet Socialist Republic even need a President, anyway, when it can do the sensible thing and just take orders from Bush and then McCain?
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I agree, and once we see victory in Iran and Pakistan under President McCain, I'm sure that Godless "nation" up north is next. If President Harper is still in power, we may even be able to do it without having to commit a single troop.
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He's not any kin to that atheist "comedian" Jesus Christ, who does those awful "impressions" of our Godly Pastor Deacon Fred at those atheist conventions, is he?
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Good question, but it doesn't say anything about any connection on Conservapedia.
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