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Default Please Pray for me! If I get anymor Infaction Points I get bannd! - 03-05-2008, 07:44 PM

Dear Friens,

Please pray for me and ask God to give me anothr chance!

I told am on my las warning here, an Mister Zeekeel say If I step outta line one mor time I gunna get banned, or put in Quaranteen! Pleas pray for that not happen to me. I will try ta change an try not do anythin else to get me in trouble. But I need all ur support too. Tell Mister Zeekeel to giv me another chance.

Also, sign my Petition so I not be bannd!

IT HERE -

http://www.petitiononline.com/asshats/petition.html


Please all pray for me.


Also, in case I do get Quaranteened, does any of you asshats wanna trade Harry Potter Topps trading porn cards?

I missing card No 4 from the Harry / Dobby anal adventure series, an missing cards 12 and 25 frm the Dumbledoor / Harry / Snape happy gay orgy series.


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Default Re: Please Pray for me! If I get anymor Infaction Points I get ba - 03-05-2008, 07:47 PM

I'm praying...


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Default Re: Please Pray for me! If I get anymor Infaction Points I get ba - 03-05-2008, 07:54 PM

"Wishin' & Hopin' & Thinkin' & Prayin'"

That's what some pinko communiss sings on the Sicko movie. So you surely don't want me to do any of that, do you?

PS I kind of do Hope they keep you around - I really spin on your avatar. If Narrowpathy ever gets his back, the one with the dinner plate in his nose, perhaps you two can get something going on our Christian Singles thread
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Default Re: Please Pray for me! If I get anymor Infaction Points I get ba - 03-06-2008, 02:50 AM

You've clearly provoked the Pastors and senior members too much for your own good.
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Default Re: Please Pray for me! If I get anymor Infaction Points I get ba - 03-06-2008, 04:58 AM

Hi.

Sometimes I can't do anything right either. Then I just cry. But nobody hears me, because I'm all alone.

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Default Re: Please Pray for me! If I get anymor Infaction Points I get ba - 03-06-2008, 05:04 AM

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Hi.

Sometimes I can't do anything right either. Then I just cry. But nobody hears me, because I'm all alone.

"Chopper" Nye
im sorry 2 here that. i kno how u feel coz i feel like that sometimes 2. if u want 2 talk u can pm me coz no1 should b alone.


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Default Re: Please Pray for me! If I get anymor Infaction Points I get ba - 03-06-2008, 08:59 PM

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Dear Friens,

Please pray for me and ask God to give me anothr chance!

I told am on my las warning here, an Mister Zeekeel say If I step outta line one mor time I gunna get banned, or put in Quaranteen! Pleas pray for that not happen to me. I will try ta change an try not do anythin else to get me in trouble. But I need all ur support too. Tell Mister Zeekeel to giv me another chance.
I must say that I won't miss you mutilating the English language with that demonic tongue of yours if you do get banned.

I'll be praying for something...

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coz no1 should b alone.
Except for people in Quarantine. I mean that's sort of the point...


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Default Re: Please Pray for me! If I get anymor Infaction Points I get ba - 03-06-2008, 09:04 PM

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Dear Friens,

Please pray for me and ask God to give me anothr chance!

I told am on my las warning here, an Mister Zeekeel say If I step outta line one mor time I gunna get banned, or put in Quaranteen! Pleas pray for that not happen to me. I will try ta change an try not do anythin else to get me in trouble. But I need all ur support too. Tell Mister Zeekeel to giv me another chance.

Also, sign my Petition so I not be bannd!

IT HERE -

http://www.petitiononline.com/asshats/petition.html


Please all pray for me.



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Default Re: Please Pray for me! If I get anymor Infaction Points I get ba - 03-06-2008, 09:07 PM

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Hi.

Sometimes I can't do anything right either. Then I just cry. But nobody hears me, because I'm all alone.

"Chopper" Nye
Well accept Jesus into your heart and repent. Then you wont be alone anymore.


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But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.
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