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02-11-2008, 04:51 AM
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if ur lonly hitoshi i will be ur freind. u can pm me here n we can talk. do u like anime? i love it! my fave is kikis delivery service cuz its about a young witch going out in da world. whats urs? if u like anime dat is.
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Missy, this is a Baptist Church Forum, not a dating site for retardeds!
Take your heathen "cruising" back to the Special Olympics!
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02-17-2008, 01:37 PM
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Could I be added, just for the sake of it?
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Like this? Do you know its haram for woman being on the internet. Thats why my friend is closing shaitan's internet café's.
Rom. 16:17: Now I beseech you, brethren, mark them which cause divisions and offences contrary to the doctrine which ye have learned; and avoid them.
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02-17-2008, 07:05 PM
What is or isn't haraam is holding a little less relevance in my life, Mr. Jewsef.
I am still completely avoiding pork and alcohol, however.
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02-17-2008, 07:49 PM
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I am still completely avoiding pork and alcohol, however.
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I take you out date. We have alcohol and pork. Maybe also eat dinner. Ha Ha Ha.
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02-17-2008, 08:32 PM
Leave Scheherry alone, SHIH-TZU! Just because she's ornamental doesn't mean she would fancy a yellow mongol like you.
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02-18-2008, 02:09 AM
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I am want start Hitoshi lonely heart club. okay is for anybody who are lonely. maybe you are never get ask out on date. maybe you are alway get reject when ask for date. Or maybe you are sick of date scene and girl who are cock tease and stay home instead go out. if any of these situation sounding familiar then Hitoshi lonely heart club is for you!!
I am sometime get lonely and not am ashamed for admit this. I want start network of friend who are lean on each other for get through lonely time. Why should sit home alone? call lonely heart club friend and see movie film or just talk! is no reason for be alone!
I think are many lonely heart at Landover. who is ready join and say goodbye loneliness and hello lucky friendship and happy time?
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Thank the good Lord above you got banned!!
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02-18-2008, 06:36 AM
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I take you out date. We have alcohol and pork. Maybe also eat dinner. Ha Ha Ha.
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You vile little pervert! You can't tell me that Hitosho isn't standing there telling you what to say.
If you want to get banned, just keep it up.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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03-29-2008, 02:23 AM
I wonder if Hitoshi ever asked Sister Victory to accompany him for dinner?
I believe she WAS the winner of the Guess the Jelly Beans contest.
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03-29-2008, 03:16 AM
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I wonder if Hitoshi ever asked Sister Victory to accompany him for dinner?
I believe she WAS the winner of the Guess the Jelly Beans contest.
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I haven't seen Sister Victory in a few days. I hope all is well.
Last time this happened everything turned out ok. Seems she got wrapped up in Genesis and a Costco sized box of Twinkies, but everything turned out OK. Bless her precious heart.
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04-01-2008, 03:08 PM
I would join, but I'm already married to William..
but he doesn't want children!
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04-03-2008, 04:59 PM
Hitoshi was very distraught at the fact that he had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. He was afraid he might have something wrong with him, so he decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist.
His doctor recommended that he see the well known Chinese sex therapist Dr. Chang.
So he went to see him. Upon entering the examination room Dr. Chang said 'OK take off all your crose. Hitoshi did a s he was told. 'Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room.'
Again Hitoshi did as he was instructed. Dr. Chang then said 'OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me.' So he did.
Dr.Chang shook his head slowly and said 'Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary diease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates.'
Worried, Hitoshi asked anxiously 'Oh my God Dr.Chang what is Ed Zachary Disease ?'
Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied 'Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your ass.'
L ve, Sister Thumper
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Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club -
04-04-2008, 01:07 AM
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Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde
Hitoshi was very distraught at the fact that he had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. He was afraid he might have something wrong with him, so he decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist.
His doctor recommended that he see the well known Chinese sex therapist Dr. Chang.
Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied 'Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your ass.'
L ve, Sister Thumper
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Hilarious, sister Thumper!!
Do you mind if I use that joke at the next Men's Pancake Fellowhip Breakfast? I'll just tell them that I thought it up, ok?
It'll be a laugh riot! The guys will be choking on their flapjacks!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club -
04-04-2008, 01:18 AM
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I would join, but I'm already married to William..
but he doesn't want children!
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Then why are you married? The sole purpose of marriage is producing little soldiers for Christ...
Bringing Geology back to Christ!
I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.
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Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club -
04-05-2008, 10:24 PM
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Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde
Hitoshi was very distraught at the fact that he had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. He was afraid he might have something wrong with him, so he decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist.
His doctor recommended that he see the well known Chinese sex therapist Dr. Chang.
So he went to see him. Upon entering the examination room Dr. Chang said 'OK take off all your crose. Hitoshi did a s he was told. 'Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room.'
Again Hitoshi did as he was instructed. Dr. Chang then said 'OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me.' So he did.
Dr.Chang shook his head slowly and said 'Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary diease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates.'
Worried, Hitoshi asked anxiously 'Oh my God Dr.Chang what is Ed Zachary Disease ?'
Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied 'Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your ass.'
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this how I am look after read joke
here is joke is funny...if blond and brunette are fall from cliff who is land first? Answer is brunete! blond was stop and ask for direction!
Ha ha I am hope this joke has bring you smile
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04-24-2008, 07:43 AM
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Ha ha I am hope this joke has bring you smile
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Sorry Hitoshi, that was'nt really your best.
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04-24-2008, 10:29 AM
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Sorry Hitoshi, that was'nt really your best.
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I found it funny. That's probably because I am an Amelican.
Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.
1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .
A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
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04-24-2008, 11:55 AM
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I found it funny. That's probably because I am an Amelican.
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okay honey Asian are not have hard time for make pronounce of R letter. are have hard time for make pronounce of L (Asian are make L sound same like R). so Asian are able for say American no problem. okay baby cake? if you are want know more about Asian I am happy give you private resson.
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Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club -
04-24-2008, 02:28 PM
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I found it funny. That's probably because I am an Amelican.
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Well no, I did'nt say it was'nt funny, I said he's made better jokes before. Even though the sexual innuendo stuff might get him banned (again), you can't tell me it's not impossible to laugh at him, right?
Like what he posted right below you.
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Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club -
04-24-2008, 04:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Magikarp
Well no, I did'nt say it was'nt funny, I said he's made better jokes before. Even though the sexual innuendo stuff might get him banned (again), you can't tell me it's not impossible to laugh at him, right?
Like what he posted right below you.
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(Sigh) The good Pastors insist on keeping him around for their own Godly reasons. I believe it probably has something to do with their believing that there may be a slim chance of saving his silly little jap soul.
Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.
1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .
A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27
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Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club -
04-24-2008, 09:13 PM
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(Sigh) The good Pastors insist on keeping him around for their own Godly reasons. I believe it probably has something to do with their believing that there may be a slim chance of saving his silly little jap soul.
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Well, when Zeke let him back in I thought they agreed that Hitoshi woulden't hit on TC's anymore. By hitting on you, isi'nt that breaking his agreement with Zeke?
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