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Re: Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man -
02-17-2009, 11:51 AM
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My father is a heretic, so what am I to do?
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So the cider grade apple doesn't fall far from the tree, it doesn't!
Have you considered a nice Jewish husband, why not? Or even a slightly erratic, yet medicated one? My cousin Aaron is not quite right in the kopf he isn't, thus he can't get a clean living normal gel.
But a second hand shiksa like you has nothing to lose, and he won't know the difference (we'll just tell him your name is Rachel), so let me know if you're interested.
I mean, what choice do you have?
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1 Thessalonians 2:14 ... the Jews:
2:15 Who both killed the Lord Jesus, and their own prophets, and have persecuted us; and they please not God, and are contrary to all men: 2:16 Forbidding us to speak to the Gentiles that they might be saved, to fill up their sins alway: for the wrath is come upon them to the uttermost.
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Re: Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man -
02-17-2009, 12:44 PM
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Do you hate him, as Jesus commands?
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I have broke all contact with him...For me,I have no father anymore. Does Jesus really tells me I should hate him? If that's the case, then it's one more point on my working list
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Re: Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man -
02-17-2009, 12:51 PM
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I have broke all contact with him...For me,I have no father anymore. Does Jesus really tells me I should hate him? If that's the case, then it's one more point on my working list
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Probably you should add the rest of your ritually unclean clan:
If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children,and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple. (Luke 14:26 KJV)
Mindful I am of reference above to "man" but I think that your typing reveals hairy fingers and so you might pass as a man, you might.
By the way, Aaron doesn't mind, a hairy fingered wife can still bear suitable fruit, she can!
Shalom,
Hymie
1 Thessalonians 2:14 ... the Jews:
2:15 Who both killed the Lord Jesus, and their own prophets, and have persecuted us; and they please not God, and are contrary to all men: 2:16 Forbidding us to speak to the Gentiles that they might be saved, to fill up their sins alway: for the wrath is come upon them to the uttermost.
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Re: Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man -
02-17-2009, 07:54 PM
I don't think marrying a Jew will bring me Salvation
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Re: Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man -
02-18-2009, 07:35 AM
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I don't think marrying a Jew will bring me Salvation
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Your Salvation is in childbearing, dear . . . and if you can bring your Jewish husband to Jesus, so much the better!
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02-18-2009, 10:11 AM
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Your Salvation is in childbearing, dear . . . and if you can bring your Jewish husband to Jesus, so much the better!
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Me bringing a Jew closer to Christ? I am afraid that that is beyond my limited capacities...I would hope that my husband would bring me closer to Jesus....But I'll keep in mind what you said over Salvation...
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02-19-2009, 10:24 AM
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Have you considered a nice Jewish husband, why not? Or even a slightly erratic, yet medicated one? My cousin Aaron is not quite right in the kopf he isn't, thus he can't get a clean living normal gel.
But a second hand shiksa like you has nothing to lose, and he won't know the difference (we'll just tell him your name is Rachel), so let me know if you're interested.
Hymie
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You wouldn't happen to be the same Hymie that tried to sell me that "miracle cream" about five years ago in Atlantic City, would you? It didn't work for your crazy cousin and it didn't work on me. I want my $6.75(plus "tax") back!
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I would hope that my husband would bring me closer to Jesus....But I'll keep in mind what you said over Salvation...
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Keeping it "in mind" won't mean jack to God come Judgment Day. Doing it will.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Death, I will fear no evil...
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Re: Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man -
02-19-2009, 02:15 PM
O, but I will, once the good Lord has provided me a good True Christian husband...
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You wouldn't happen to be the same Hymie that tried to sell me that "miracle cream" about five years ago in Atlantic City, would you? It didn't work for your crazy cousin and it didn't work on me. I want my $6.75(plus "tax") back!
Keeping it "in mind" won't mean jack to God come Judgment Day. Doing it will.
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Re: Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man -
02-19-2009, 10:43 PM
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You wouldn't happen to be the same Hymie that tried to sell me that "miracle cream" about five years ago in Atlantic City, would you? It didn't work for your crazy cousin and it didn't work on me. I want my $6.75(plus "tax") back!
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Did you apply it to all the sores as directed? Both hers and yours? In any case, feh I say! No refunds there aren't!
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1 Thessalonians 2:14 ... the Jews:
2:15 Who both killed the Lord Jesus, and their own prophets, and have persecuted us; and they please not God, and are contrary to all men: 2:16 Forbidding us to speak to the Gentiles that they might be saved, to fill up their sins alway: for the wrath is come upon them to the uttermost.
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02-19-2009, 11:50 PM
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Did you apply it to all the sores as directed? Both hers and yours? In any case, feh I say! No refunds there aren't!
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Hers too, huh?
Ummm.... could I get another jar?
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02-19-2009, 11:58 PM
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O, but I will, once the good Lord has provided me a good True Christian husband...
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You need to peddle your wares better than that, girl. Show off your attributes.
Tell us what pies you bake well.
Are you any good on your knees?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man -
02-20-2009, 12:05 AM
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Hers too, huh?
Ummm....could I get another jar?
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It's been sent via Emergency Airmail, it has.
And in a spirit of good will no charge, there isn't!
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1 Thessalonians 2:14 ... the Jews:
2:15 Who both killed the Lord Jesus, and their own prophets, and have persecuted us; and they please not God, and are contrary to all men: 2:16 Forbidding us to speak to the Gentiles that they might be saved, to fill up their sins alway: for the wrath is come upon them to the uttermost.
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02-20-2009, 12:11 AM
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It's been sent via Emergency Airmail, it has.
And in a spirit of good will no charge, there isn't!
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The jew didn't charge me!?! It really is miracle cream!
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Death, I will fear no evil...
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Re: Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man -
02-20-2009, 12:18 AM
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The jew didn't charge me!?! It really is miracle cream!
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Well these are dark economic times, they are! One shouldn't profit from the sin of another one.
And, as it happens, salve applied to the lesions of former perverts is a tax write-off in New Jersey. It's a Clinton thing, I think.
Shalom!
Hymie
1 Thessalonians 2:14 ... the Jews:
2:15 Who both killed the Lord Jesus, and their own prophets, and have persecuted us; and they please not God, and are contrary to all men: 2:16 Forbidding us to speak to the Gentiles that they might be saved, to fill up their sins alway: for the wrath is come upon them to the uttermost.
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Re: Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man -
02-20-2009, 12:56 AM
Hymie, what the ^#(* are you doing in here? Ain't no jewgirls in this forum. If you want a shiksa, you're gonna have to buy one from her father, just like the rest of your kind does. You're not getting one for free.
Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25
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Re: Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man -
02-20-2009, 01:01 AM
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Hymie, what the ^#(* are you doing in here? Ain't no jewgirls in this forum. If you want a shiksa, you're gonna have to buy one from her father, just like the rest of your kind does. You're not getting one for free.
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Not for me, Brother Smith! I already have my stout legged, wide hipped, doughty armed Miriam, I do. What a yenta she is! She can lift three times her own body-weight in knishes and treasury bonds. What more can a man want?
I'm thinking more of my poor Aaron, who's a little bit slow, he is. Mebbeh this Sister Lisa person would like to stand under the Huppah him, I thought.
But no, she insists she can get a goyish husband, she can. Even with her hairy fingers.
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1 Thessalonians 2:14 ... the Jews:
2:15 Who both killed the Lord Jesus, and their own prophets, and have persecuted us; and they please not God, and are contrary to all men: 2:16 Forbidding us to speak to the Gentiles that they might be saved, to fill up their sins alway: for the wrath is come upon them to the uttermost.
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Re: Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man -
02-20-2009, 09:30 PM
Cherrypie, strawberry, any pie you'd like...and if I worship my Lord, then I am always on my knees...
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You need to peddle your wares better than that, girl. Show off your attributes.
Tell us what pies you bake well.
Are you any good on your knees?
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