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Default Please Lend a Hand to the Anti-Masturbation Parade - 09-17-2010, 08:13 PM

This brave Sister really needs our help and prayers Brothers and Sisters.

If possible, we need to go to Delaware and lend her a hand.

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Republican senatorial nominee Christine O’Donnell’s anti-masturbation stance, masturbators from across the state converged on Wilmington today in what some are calling the largest pro-wanking protest in American history.

Carrying signs reading, “O’Donnell: Hands Off Our Masturbation,” the angry masturbators clogged downtown Wilmington, stopping traffic for blocks.

Harley Farger, a leading Delaware masturbator and planner of the Million Masturbators March, said it was difficult to organize masturbators “because they’re used to acting alone.”



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Default Re: Please Lend a Hand to the Anti-Masturbation Parade - 09-17-2010, 08:19 PM

I think I am going to be sick.

Count me in, I'll lend both hands to help anyway I can against these foul demons!!
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Default Re: Please Lend a Hand to the Anti-Masturbation Parade - 09-17-2010, 08:26 PM

How can you get one million Democrat Masturbators to march at one time? Wont they fall down a lot, it has to be hard to march with your pants around you ankles.
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Default Re: Please Lend a Hand to the Anti-Masturbation Parade - 09-17-2010, 08:33 PM

Leave it to a bunch of shrill, unelected activist Democratic voters to try to influence the election. This is just like ACORN, a bunch of community activists with their sticky fingers all over everything.



Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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Default Re: Please Lend a Hand to the Anti-Masturbation Parade - 09-17-2010, 10:20 PM

See what happens America when you give gays rights they don't deserve and allow them to marry? Suddenly every pervert in the country feels entitled and wants a slice of the pie. There used to be a time when masturbation was a shameful act that no one would admit in public. Doctors admitted it caused blindness. Just like the Homosexual Agenda successfully lobbied the American Psychiatric Association in dropping homosexuality from its list of neurotic disorders, the pro-masturbatory league has put their hands in doctor's pockets and gave them something pleasing (money).

Now, all you're going to hear about is masturbation this and masturbation that! Masturbators are going to protest and organize parades demanding they be able to do their disgusting acts in public. Masturbators are going to fight for the right to marry themselves. Masturbators are going to take over Hollywood and introduce token masturbatory characters.

"Masturbation" is the new "Gay".



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Default Re: Please Lend a Hand to the Anti-Masturbation Parade - 09-17-2010, 10:24 PM

The joos are behind it, as usual.



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Default Re: Please Lend a Hand to the Anti-Masturbation Parade - 09-17-2010, 11:15 PM

Is this what is meant when they say ''left handed politics''?


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Default Re: Please Lend a Hand to the Anti-Masturbation Parade - 09-19-2010, 04:52 AM

My 1959 dictionary defines masturbation as a form of self mutilation. When did that change?


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Default Re: Please Lend a Hand to the Anti-Masturbation Parade - 09-19-2010, 11:16 PM

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My 1959 dictionary defines masturbation as a form of self mutilation. When did that change?
I'm very proud of my "Ex-Masturbator" medal. I notice you have one as well.

I stopped "Whipping the Willie" nearly eighteen months ago. When did you stop "Choking Your Chicken?"


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Default Re: Please Lend a Hand to the Anti-Masturbation Parade - 09-20-2010, 02:16 AM

A woman could probably get pregnant just from being in the same vicinity of such a vile parade.

I wish we could go back to a time when contraptions such as this were produced:


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Default Re: Please Lend a Hand to the Anti-Masturbation Parade - 09-20-2010, 02:32 AM

This is all very well and good, but people need to be informed that masturbation is caused by and rife with DEMONS:



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Incubus, Sucubus and masturbation-Sex Demons


I felt that now would be a good time to mention a type of demon that is common with many people. Incubus's and Sucubus's are mentioned mainly in the Catholic religion but they do describe a phenomena which has caused the religious rules against masturbation.

These demons by what ever name that you call them are sex demons. They attach to a person to have sex with them. The demons structure their lives so no real person can have sex with the victim. The victim is always sucked dry so it may be mistaken for a psychic or energy vampire attack. Yet it is always about the person who is masturbating and the way they structure their dream people they are having sex with into complete images.

Visualization is used to draw things to us. The phenomena of using images and visualization is very popular now and known by anyone who has seen the movie The Secret or has heard about the Law of Attraction. Yet most people do not realize how it can adversely affect their lives.

Focusing the visualizations upon the positive is important but we have to live and experience our lives in reality. A person who makes such a vivid dream world and ignores the real world can have real problems. Especially if they never admit to being wrong, and abuse others then change it in their mind to how they have been abused. It is called projection and is a major issue with people who have problems with sex demons.

The person also has to be focused upon themselves, and able to push into mental patterns where it more or less keeps them from having to do anything. No one who has these problems will be able to think in certain ways. They will only think about how they feel and not what they said to others. They will only focus on their dream world when a real problem happens in a relationship instead of making things better.

The demon adds to this and the person finds that every time they masturbate it comes back and has control over them. You can banish a sex demon 30 times a day and unless the pattern is broken the person draws it back and becomes vicious about their illusions and fantasties. They are right how dare the healer tell them to correct their fantasy world to reality. It is the only way they cope.

The victims are focused upon themselves, and their looks along with the fact that no one ever treats them properly. Everyone is mean to them and their illusions are their real life. I have had cases where the demon punished them for gaining weight and cutting their hair. I have methods in the new book I have coming out to correct this along with a grounding exercise.

Grounding yourself in reality is the big thing to do to cure this problem. Most of the victims do not want to do this because they enjoy the illusions. It makes it for a vicious client that only acts good at times when their lives are so bad they have to admit it is wrong to do with their life. It makes it rough on everyone.

Living in reality and the truth cures many psychic attack and other spiritual problems. Yet it is the last thing people want to hear. They want to blame an outside force, and not do anything to help themselves. Everything is supposed to be cured by the wave of the magic wand when they do not correct the very things that bring the demon to them.
Posted by Nita at 6:22 PM Incubus, Sucubus and masturbation-Sex Demons


I felt that now would be a good time to mention a type of demon that is common with many people. Incubus's and Sucubus's are mentioned mainly in the Catholic religion but they do describe a phenomena which has caused the religious rules against masturbation.

These demons by what ever name that you call them are sex demons. They attach to a person to have sex with them. The demons structure their lives so no real person can have sex with the victim. The victim is always sucked dry so it may be mistaken for a psychic or energy vampire attack. Yet it is always about the person who is masturbating and the way they structure their dream people they are having sex with into complete images.

Visualization is used to draw things to us. The phenomena of using images and visualization is very popular now and known by anyone who has seen the movie The Secret or has heard about the Law of Attraction. Yet most people do not realize how it can adversely affect their lives.

Focusing the visualizations upon the positive is important but we have to live and experience our lives in reality. A person who makes such a vivid dream world and ignores the real world can have real problems. Especially if they never admit to being wrong, and abuse others then change it in their mind to how they have been abused. It is called projection and is a major issue with people who have problems with sex demons.

The person also has to be focused upon themselves, and able to push into mental patterns where it more or less keeps them from having to do anything. No one who has these problems will be able to think in certain ways. They will only think about how they feel and not what they said to others. They will only focus on their dream world when a real problem happens in a relationship instead of making things better.

The demon adds to this and the person finds that every time they masturbate it comes back and has control over them. You can banish a sex demon 30 times a day and unless the pattern is broken the person draws it back and becomes vicious about their illusions and fantasties. They are right how dare the healer tell them to correct their fantasy world to reality. It is the only way they cope.

The victims are focused upon themselves, and their looks along with the fact that no one ever treats them properly. Everyone is mean to them and their illusions are their real life. I have had cases where the demon punished them for gaining weight and cutting their hair. I have methods in the new book I have coming out to correct this along with a grounding exercise.

Grounding yourself in reality is the big thing to do to cure this problem. Most of the victims do not want to do this because they enjoy the illusions. It makes it for a vicious client that only acts good at times when their lives are so bad they have to admit it is wrong to do with their life. It makes it rough on everyone.

Living in reality and the truth cures many psychic attack and other spiritual problems. Yet it is the last thing people want to hear. They want to blame an outside force, and not do anything to help themselves. Everything is supposed to be cured by the wave of the magic wand when they do not correct the very things that bring the demon to them.
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Default Re: Please Lend a Hand to the Anti-Masturbation Parade - 09-20-2010, 03:08 AM

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I'm very proud of my "Ex-Masturbator" medal. I notice you have one as well.

I stopped "Whipping the Willie" nearly eighteen months ago. When did you stop "Choking Your Chicken?"
Well I have always known it was a sin, and my father beat that into me ruthlessly. However there have been times in my life where I have slid into sin (the latest was last spring). Fortunately that brought me under the tutelage of the good Pastors here and helped me realize that part of the issue was that I was living in such a sinful country (Canada).

Now I live in Freehold, tithe to God's favorite church, dropped my u's from words like color, and am living free of the urges to strangle the snake.

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This is all very well and good, but people need to be informed that masturbation is caused by and rife with DEMONS:

Sister did you read what that woman said before you posted that here?

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visualization is very popular now and known by anyone who has seen the movie The Secret or has heard about the Law of Attraction.

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She's nothing but a witch!


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Default Re: Please Lend a Hand to the Anti-Masturbation Parade - 09-20-2010, 06:59 AM

If God says not to masturbate, why did he make it so benificial and healthy?
and also Wet dreams should be a sin because it is letting out the seeds.
Masturbation is normal. Why did God make it so wrong to do such act?


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Default Re: Please Lend a Hand to the Anti-Masturbation Parade - 09-20-2010, 07:52 AM

She is not a witch.

She walks with the Lord, though her methods may be seen as somewhat unorthodox. She relates to people in terms they can understand, all the while preparing them for a life with Jesus. She does not mention this in her website, of course, because many people might be "turned off" by the fact that she is indeed a minister for the glory of the One True God as manifested in our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. I know her personally so am privy to this information, and she is a fine, Godly woman.

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If God says not to masturbate, why did he make it so benificial and healthy?
and also Wet dreams should be a sin because it is letting out the seeds.
Masturbation is normal. Why did God make it so wrong to do such act?
God did not make masturbation benificial and healthy. You are just lusting after your own flesh. So stop with your self fornication.

Galatians 5:17 For the flesh lusteth against the Spirit, and the Spirit against the flesh: and these are contrary the one to the other: so that ye cannot do the things that ye would.

2 Timothy 2:22 Flee also youthful lusts: but follow righteousness, faith, charity, peace, with them that call on the Lord out of a pure heart.


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Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Default Re: Please Lend a Hand to the Anti-Masturbation Parade - 09-20-2010, 01:51 PM

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God did not make masturbation benificial and healthy. You are just lusting after your own flesh. So stop with your self fornication.

Galatians 5:17 For the flesh lusteth against the Spirit, and the Spirit against the flesh: and these are contrary the one to the other: so that ye cannot do the things that ye would.

2 Timothy 2:22 Flee also youthful lusts: but follow righteousness, faith, charity, peace, with them that call on the Lord out of a pure heart.
Good, but you didn't even point his second issue. Wet dreams happen to all the kids who got a crush on a girl at school. It happened to me none stop, started at 14 years old. That girl that i dreamed about had to be the hottest girl of my school back then.


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Default Re: Please Lend a Hand to the Anti-Masturbation Parade - 09-20-2010, 02:03 PM

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Good, but you didn't even point his second issue. Wet dreams happen to all the kids who got a crush on a girl at school. It happened to me none stop, started at 14 years old. That girl that i dreamed about had to be the hottest girl of my school back then.
I did not mention wet dreams as he already mentioned it was a sin. But it does sound rather disgusting and lustful.


Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Wet dreams happen to all the kids who got a crush on a girl at school.
They should stop dreaming about girls as this is clearly a sin: Matthew 5:28 "But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart."


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If God says not to masturbate, why did he make it so benificial and healthy? and also Wet dreams should be a sin because it is letting out the seeds.
Masturbation is normal. Why did God make it so wrong to do such act?
To test us. If he made all sinful things naturally revolting and all moral deeds were easy and fun, then there'd no way to be tell the difference between genuinely good people and those who were just doing what came naturally. You might as well ask why He put that tree in the middle of the garden of Eden and didn't build a fence around it.


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This brave Sister really needs our help and prayers Brothers and Sisters.

If possible, we need to go to Delaware and lend her a hand.
It's possible for me to go and help out, we need to get the message across. With this we can help lead our country back into greatness that the democratic party lead us away from.

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