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New Threat to Families: Transgender Breasts -
06-05-2010, 09:59 PM
I read on the Fox News today that transgendered men are perverting families and nature by exposing their artificially enhanced breasts to the public's view.
The worst part is the cops can't do anything because the transgenders have "male genitalia." (How they're sure they aren't just lesbians who've put potatoes down their bikinis I don't know.)
This is absolutely outrageous, and demonstrates that gays and lesbians will go to unholy lengths to confuse our children about what's male and what's female.
Children should know the difference between a manly male chest and a bouncy female chest. I have prepared the following presentation to help you and your children know when to call the Freehold Police when you see boobs on the loose at the the swimming pool or lake:
NORMAL: (Natural man chest)
NOT NORMAL: (Transgendered "man" chest)
NORMAL: (Natural man chest)
NOT NORMAL: (Transgendered "man" chest)
NORMAL: (Natural man chest)
Now that you can all clearly see the difference between a rugged, well-fed manly man's chest and an abominable transsexual plastic chest, you will know who to report to the cops and who to ignore while out in public.
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Re: New Threat to Families: Transgender Breasts -
06-06-2010, 03:08 PM
Apparently it's worse than we thought. It seems that Godless Denmark has managed to reach it's foul, perverted tentacles out intro God's favorite country (AMERICA!) and inspire obese feminazis to get in on the act.
[WARNING: Link contains news video that may make you lose your lunch!]
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Controversy: Naked Neighbors in Norway
A Norway woman says she has every right to walk around her yard topless - given that state law doesn't prohibit it.
Neighbors are furious that police won't do anything.
They snapped these photos last weekend.
Today - the Norway Police Chief told News13 it is a violation of town ordinance and the woman has been sent a letter to stop.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: New Threat to Families: Transgender Breasts -
06-06-2010, 04:45 PM
There should be a warning before displaying male nudity on this forum.
However I have taken the appropriate punishment for looking at this porn thread.
Matthew 5:29 (King James Version)
29And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.
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Re: New Threat to Families: Transgender Breasts -
06-07-2010, 01:56 AM
I just lost my appetite. I'm skipping dinner tonight.
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Re: New Threat to Families: Transgender Breasts -
06-07-2010, 03:18 AM
It might have nothing to do with being trans-gender. If you have gynaecomastia, then you just sort of have breasts. Even though you're a man.
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Re: New Threat to Families: Transgender Breasts -
06-07-2010, 03:47 AM
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It might have nothing to do with being trans-gender. If you have gynaecomastia, then you just sort of have breasts. Even though you're a man.
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Either way, it's revolting and ungodly. The naked body is shameful enough without a bunch of queers trying to confuse us with their prefabricated balcony.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: New Threat to Families: Transgender Breasts -
06-07-2010, 04:17 AM
The simplest way of fixing it is to ban anyone from going topless.
Some just have to ruin it for everyone.
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Re: New Threat to Families: Transgender Breasts -
06-07-2010, 06:12 AM
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ban anyone from going topless...
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Tell that to John the Baptist!
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Re: New Threat to Families: Transgender Breasts -
06-07-2010, 06:21 AM
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Tell that to John the Baptist!
Bless you, My deliquescent domestic,
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You think he's still wandering around somewhere?
I said it was the simple solution, not that it was against the Bible for men to go shirtless.
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Re: New Threat to Families: Transgender Breasts -
06-07-2010, 05:14 PM
Man boobs.
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Re: New Threat to Families: Transgender Breasts -
06-07-2010, 05:21 PM
Oh dear. I appear to have wandered into this thread again. Must I now poke out my left eye too?
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Originally Posted by Charli Harley
There should be a warning before displaying male nudity on this forum.
However I have taken the appropriate punishment for looking at this porn thread.
Matthew 5:29 (King James Version)
29And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.
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Re: New Threat to Families: Transgender Breasts -
06-07-2010, 06:17 PM
Rumor has it that a lot of these "Men" even without the bobbling boobies have....nipples
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Re: New Threat to Families: Transgender Breasts -
06-16-2010, 04:03 AM
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The simplest way of fixing it is to ban anyone from going topless.
Some just have to ruin it for everyone.
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If it disturbs you, don't look.
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Re: New Threat to Families: Transgender Breasts -
06-16-2010, 04:08 AM
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Rumor has it that a lot of these "Men" even without the bobbling boobies have....nipples
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I don't think you get it. Everyone has nipples.
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Re: New Threat to Families: Transgender Breasts -
06-16-2010, 05:43 AM
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If it disturbs you, don't look.
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It is our moral obligation to look, in order to ascertain the level of offensiveness. It is a Christian duty, of which we take no pleasure; constantly watching filthy television shows, viewing pornography, and listening to secular and unGodly songs -- so that we may know the enemy. We do this to protect the children ... please, won't you think of the children?
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Re: New Threat to Families: Transgender Breasts -
06-16-2010, 07:51 AM
This is a little private, but I think I should share. It's no secret I am a man of great girth. At 6'2 and 299 lbs, I do have some parts of my body which are more bulbous than normal. Which, of course, includes the chest. I've considered liposuction, but I believe it would be a sin because Paul warns us about the dangers of vanity. Still, it's rather annoying to be walking the beaches of Grand Cayman or Bali or one of the many beaches which I have vacation homes at, and get cat-calls from (presumably) gay men who make backhanded compliments about my ample bosoms.
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Re: New Threat to Families: Transgender Breasts -
06-17-2010, 10:18 PM
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It is our moral obligation to look, in order to ascertain the level of offensiveness. It is a Christian duty, of which we take no pleasure; constantly watching filthy television shows, viewing pornography*, and listening to secular and unGodly songs -- so that we may know the enemy. We do this to protect the children ... please, won't you think of the children?
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(As I've said before), Gasp! Not the children!
You're going to have to accept that sooner or later, your kids are going to see the grown-up world.
Oh, and FYI, you might want to stop beating your children. If you're going to condemn marijuana for it's illegality, then why don't you condemn the beatings? You're practically throwing them into crime. My mother was a nurse at the state men's penitentiary, and there were at any given time up to fifty beaten men in there who had ended up murdering their own fathers, or getting high or drunk and doing something stupid. Just a tip.
*What? You're kind of implying that you do this on purpose. Excuse me if I'm wrong.... That's just what it looks like.
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Re: New Threat to Families: Transgender Breasts -
06-17-2010, 10:39 PM
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Originally Posted by jennabenna
It might have nothing to do with being trans-gender. If you have gynaecomastia, then you just sort of have breasts. Even though you're a man.
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I didn't know what this was at first, but it sounded perverted, so naturally as a True Christian I had a vested interest in it.
My research has led me to believe that this Gynecomastia is a judgment from GOD against fat gay men, also known in the queer communities as "bears."
If they want to behave like women, let them look like women!
Of course these boobies of judgment are not to be confused with natural, healthy man chests such as the good Officer Richards has shown us.
GOD HATES GIRLY MEN:
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Re: New Threat to Families: Transgender Breasts -
06-18-2010, 03:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Bob4God
I didn't know what this was at first, but it sounded perverted, so naturally as a True Christian I had a vested interest in it.
My research has led me to believe that this Gynecomastia is a judgment from GOD against fat gay men, also known in the queer communities as "bears."
If they want to behave like women, let them look like women!
Of course these boobies of judgment are not to be confused with natural, healthy man chests such as the good Officer Richards has shown us.
GOD HATES GIRLY MEN:
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Wrong. Gynecomastia is simply a hormonal imbalance, whereas being so obese as to have male breasts is just your own damn fault. Remember that when you get a heart attack, won't you?
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Re: New Threat to Families: Transgender Breasts -
06-18-2010, 03:38 AM
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Wrong. Gynecomastia is simply a hormonal imbalance, whereas being so obese as to have male breasts is just your own damn fault. Remember that when you get a heart attack, won't you?
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I defy you to find a single in-shape man who has breasts such as those above. You're not smarter than God, you know that don't you?
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