[Bubba Buck]

I was going to visit the doctor today out in the big city seeing as how Pastor Deke's healing services were suspended for the day (he always says if there's a rubber band on the doorknob, there's an exorcism in progress. I heard intense meaning on the other side so that makes sense). After looking around for help I saw a big sign saying "Mercy Hospital". I thought "well this sounds godly" and checked myself in there. The doctor came up to me while I was waiting and did his normal routine of invasive questions and then asked me to pull down my pants!!!! I replied "Sir, have you no shame? And she answered him, Nay, my brother, do not force me; for no such thing ought to be done in Israel: do not thou this folly." A nice quote from the book of Samuel towards him. I then asked what his religion was as it's my right as a patient to know what religion my healthcare professionals are. He replied "Catholic". In fear, I looked around and saw everyone being asked by doctors to pull down their pants. Even the young boys! Mercy Hospital is nothing more than a catholic conspiracy to rape the asses of those who are baptist!!! My bum remains secure as I fled.

[handmaiden]

Quoting Tamar is problematic. As Deuteronomy 22 points out, a blameless young woman calls out for assistance in the face of sexual assault. Tamar didn't. Therefore, she should have been stoned to death instead of her one brother killing her other brother over her "honor."

Also, in proper, American English, a "bum" is someone who doesn't work. Why are you taking a bum with you everywhere that you go? And why is it so important to keep this guy safe? The least this layabout person could do on your behalf is to serve as your bodyguard, not the other way around.

[Elmer G. White]

Originally Posted by Bubba Buck

I was going to visit the doctor today out in the big city seeing as how Pastor Deke's healing services were suspended for the day...

You must realize that herein lies the problem. Just because a Pastor is busy communicating with Jesus, a visit to a secular charlatan is still as harmful as ever. It killed king Asa (2 Chronicles 12-14)! A Christian has confidence in Jesus and because of that he always receives what he asks, also in the case when any healing of the body is necessary.

Luke 4:18
The Spirit of the Lord is upon me, because he hath anointed me to preach the gospel to the poor; he hath sent me to heal the brokenhearted, to preach deliverance to the captives, and recovering of sight to the blind, to set at liberty them that are bruised,

Your story also exemplifies how diverging from the Path of Jesus inevitably and always ends up in a situation that includes male sodomy. That is one of the supernatural Laws of human nature.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Vladimir Lenin]

Sounds off comrade hope you are doing alright now.

- Vladimir

[its_faith]

Originally Posted by Bubba Buck

I was going to visit the doctor today out in the big city seeing as how Pastor Deke's healing services were suspended for the day (he always says if there's a rubber band on the doorknob, there's an exorcism in progress. I heard intense meaning on the other side so that makes sense). After looking around for help I saw a big sign saying "Mercy Hospital". I thought "well this sounds godly" and checked myself in there. The doctor came up to me while I was waiting and did his normal routine of invasive questions and then asked me to pull down my pants!!!! I replied "Sir, have you no shame? And she answered him, Nay, my brother, do not force me; for no such thing ought to be done in Israel: do not thou this folly." A nice quote from the book of Samuel towards him. I then asked what his religion was as it's my right as a patient to know what religion my healthcare professionals are. He replied "Catholic". In fear, I looked around and saw everyone being asked by doctors to pull down their pants. Even the young boys! Mercy Hospital is nothing more than a catholic conspiracy to rape the asses of those who are baptist!!! My bum remains secure as I fled.

Funny he should ask you to pull down your pants. I dont see any legitimate reason for that. My doctor always asks me to join him in prayer. Your doctor sounds like a pervert!

[Bubba Buck]

I was naive and had trust that the facility was a True Christian facility. I mean it said MERCY right on the building!!!!!! Little did I know it's a facade for homero catho-buttlicker doctors.