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03-23-2014, 12:43 PM
Jesus didn't temporarily die just so you could bribe your evil brats into liking you with chocolate. Look at their hideous faces, smeared with what appropriately looks like faeces on the faces of sodomites. They're looking at you and the demons within them are growing more powerful. They're getting further and further away from the unstained love of Jesus.
So while you destroy your children's souls just for a fleeting moment of self gratification as they pretend to thank you while planning to smoke cocaine when they are older, think of Jesus, bleeding on the cross for hours before dying for three days so you can not burn in Hell.
But having your mewling and wilful, unbeaten offspring's love is more important than the love of Christ, who rightly said:
Matthew 10:21-23
21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death. 22 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name’s sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved. 23 But when they persecute you in this city, flee ye into another: for verily I say unto you, Ye shall not have gone over the cities of Israel, till the Son of man be come. This WILL happen. And you are not standing firm to the end and beating your children as God commands. You are feeding them chocolate eggs. Eggs that are the symbol of the testicles of Satan which are smeared with the faeces of the writhing sinners he impales on his barbed tallywacker in Hell.
Yes, you are feeding them symbolic filth covered devil's man parts!
But it's not too late to have a True Christian™ Easter where, alert to the slightest evil and armed with a stout rod, you lead your children in thanking Jesus for the gift of His blood and praising Him for rescuing them from demon sodomy forever and ever.
GLORY!
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03-23-2014, 05:30 PM
AMEN, Brother! As a former victim of Mary's cult, you'll recall that the whole point of candy and chocolate on Easter was to teach children the "sweet" presence of Christ after 40 days of abstinence during Lent. Of course Lent is the pope's handy brain-washing exercise to keep the sheeple voluntarily malnourished so they cannot think and apply the tiniest bit of logic towards their theology. The candy and chocolate serves as a sugar-rush to distract them until summer rolls around, when Catholics are too busy drinking each and every day and long into the night to walk straight, much less think straight.
Anyway, we know the real way to reach out to children to teach them the sweet reality of Jesus' Way is to show them... well, REALITY!
God loves children who are faithful
and sufficiently grateful
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Re: Easter is about telling your children to fear HELL! Not the sinful love of chocolate! -
03-23-2014, 08:27 PM
Is there any town ordinance that would prevent us from turning one of the local recreation areas into Crucifixion Park? We could have live displays of various sins and the appropriate punishment that our LORD would deliver to the perpetrators of each sin.
Think of the education our little ones would receive as they viewed gluttons (perhaps Mother of Seven or Basilissa would volunteer?) or harlots or gaywise and then saw these people burning in fake (or real) fire!
We could even demonstrate stoning, beatings, etc. and hand out crowns of thorns; then we could, as a finale, do mock crucifixions - perhaps recruiting unsaved trash children for the victims. Not only would it bring attention to our church, but imagine the souls we would rescue from satan's clutches.
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Re: Easter is about telling your children to fear HELL! Not the sinful love of chocolate! -
03-24-2014, 12:23 AM
Naomi,
Please congratulate your husband for this fine idea and instructing you to post it here. I'm sure he will want to reward you with another soldier for Christ if you keep being such a credit to him.
I'm sure the unsaved trash will be too high on crack cannabis to even notice if we strung a few of their brats up and witnessed to them while they screamed in a pre-Hell experience.
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03-24-2014, 01:26 AM
That harlotwoman (and I use that term loosely) who openly plies her parts wares on the forum is too ugly to get a husband. She would have got the idea from one of her customers.
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Re: Easter is about telling your children to fear HELL! Not the sinful love of chocolate! -
03-24-2014, 01:43 AM
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Naomi,
Please congratulate your husband for this fine idea and instructing you to post it here. I'm sure he will want to reward you with another soldier for Christ if you keep being such a credit to him.
I'm sure the unsaved trash will be too high on crack cannabis to even notice if we strung a few of their brats up and witnessed to them while they screamed in a pre-Hell experience.
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How nice of you to say. I am unmarried and the idea was mine, but I give the glory to God, since I am unworthy of such high praise. All honor and adoration to my LORD.
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Re: Easter is about telling your children to fear HELL! Not the sinful love of chocolate! -
03-24-2014, 10:22 PM
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How nice of you to say. I am unmarried and the idea was mine, but I give the glory to God, since I am unworthy of such high praise. All honor and adoration to my LORD.
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OK, I congratulate your father for that idea. Now go and submit yourself to his discipline at once for trying to take credit from him.
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Re: Easter is about telling your children to fear HELL! Not the sinful love of chocolate! -
03-24-2014, 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Redeemed Papist
Jesus didn't temporarily die just so you could bribe your evil brats into liking you with chocolate. Look at their hideous faces, smeared with what appropriately looks like faeces on the faces of sodomites. They're looking at you and the demons within them are growing more powerful. They're getting further and further away from the unstained love of Jesus.
You are feeding them chocolate eggs. Eggs that are the symbol of the testicles of Satan which are smeared with the faeces of the writhing sinners he impales on his barbed tallywacker in Hell.
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Brother Redeeemed, if ever there was a message we all need to hear at Easter time, this is it.
The very idea parents would provide their children with the symbolic testicles of Satan just turns my stomach. This is a warning to all parents in Freehold, do not buy chocolate eggs at the discount stores outside of town. Even if others do not catch you in the act, Jesus knows and will take revenge.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Easter is about telling your children to fear HELL! Not the sinful love of chocolate! -
04-14-2014, 05:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Redeemed Papist
Jesus didn't temporarily die just so you could bribe your evil brats into liking you with chocolate. Look at their hideous faces, smeared with what appropriately looks like faeces on the faces of sodomites. They're looking at you and the demons within them are growing more powerful. They're getting further and further away from the unstained love of Jesus.
So while you destroy your children's souls just for a fleeting moment of self gratification as they pretend to thank you while planning to smoke cocaine when they are older, think of Jesus, bleeding on the cross for hours before dying for three days so you can not burn in Hell.
But having your mewling and wilful, unbeaten offspring's love is more important than the love of Christ, who rightly said:
Matthew 10:21-23
21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death. 22 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name’s sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved. 23 But when they persecute you in this city, flee ye into another: for verily I say unto you, Ye shall not have gone over the cities of Israel, till the Son of man be come. This WILL happen. And you are not standing firm to the end and beating your children as God commands. You are feeding them chocolate eggs. Eggs that are the symbol of the testicles of Satan which are smeared with the faeces of the writhing sinners he impales on his barbed tallywacker in Hell.
Yes, you are feeding them symbolic filth covered devil's man parts!
But it's not too late to have a True Christian™ Easter where, alert to the slightest evil and armed with a stout rod, you lead your children in thanking Jesus for the gift of His blood and praising Him for rescuing them from demon sodomy forever and ever.
GLORY!
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One shall not fear hell, only love it.
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Re: Easter is about telling your children to fear HELL! Not the sinful love of chocolate! -
04-14-2014, 05:38 AM
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One shall not fear hell, only love it.
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And where do you find this little gem in the Holy Bible?
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Re: Easter is about telling your children to fear HELL! Not the sinful love of chocolate! -
04-15-2014, 02:24 AM
I completely agree with you guys this needs to stop this is an abomination should we sue the chocolate companies for buying satans feces and selling it to poor children like him
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Re: Easter is about telling your children to fear HELL! Not the sinful love of chocolate! -
04-15-2014, 02:45 AM
Huh?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Easter is about telling your children to fear HELL! Not the sinful love of chocolate! -
04-22-2014, 12:22 AM
What a magnificent holiday!
How the Hutchins children squealed with delight at the planting of the cross and the stoning of 'Jesus', all while making 'joo' sounds. I was mighty proud seeing all the sins being washed away with the blood of the fresh slayed Easter lambs, steam rising from the cleansing blood.
It was so cute, seeing the little ones ask me if we can 'have Easter again next week'.
I did find some chocolate during my daily searching of the children's room. Two Hershey bars (I am worried if some may be experimenting with the gay life style) and a Almond Joy (aren't they a nigra thing?) Punishments will be doled out this week after they have had some time to 'sweat it out'. WWJD?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Easter is about telling your children to fear HELL! Not the sinful love of chocolate! -
04-22-2014, 01:23 AM
If those chocolate bars were purchased prior to their sins being washed away, it would be totally unjustified to punish them.
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Re: Easter is about telling your children to fear HELL! Not the sinful love of chocolate! -
03-12-2015, 12:16 AM
In my annual Mayor's Easter Message I always remind the citizens of Freehold that Easter is a time perform certain rituals. They do not include eating chocolate bunnies or chocolate Easter eggs.
If you are not a True Christian™, Easter is a time to tell yourself you are a sinner. And, not just a sinner, but a low down worthless sinner. If this puts you into a mental funk, all the better.
Easter is a time to reflect on the Jews. We know the Jews killed Jesus. The question is what do we do with, or to, the Jews that are alive today?
We also ponder what Jesus' death on the cross means. Just because Jesus died for our sins does not give us a license to keep on committing the same sins over and over again. It has to mean, then, that Jesus did not die for homer marriage.
From your Mayor, Happy Easter!
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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03-12-2015, 11:38 PM
I bet that's what that Jew Prime Minister didn't mention killing Jesus while addressing Congress.
But God tells me to bless them and that's exactly what I do.
Genesis 12:3.
And I will bless them that bless thee, and curse him that curseth thee: and in thee shall all families of the earth be blessed.
God Bless those Jews.
"Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)
"But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)
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Re: Easter is about telling your children to fear HELL! Not the sinful love of chocolate! -
03-13-2015, 02:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
In my annual Mayor's Easter Message I always remind the citizens of Freehold that Easter is a time perform certain rituals. They do not include eating chocolate bunnies or chocolate Easter eggs.
If you are not a True Christian™, Easter is a time to tell yourself you are a sinner. And, not just a sinner, but a low down worthless sinner. If this puts you into a mental funk, all the better.
Easter is a time to reflect on the Jews. We know the Jews killed Jesus. The question is what do we do with, or to, the Jews that are alive today?
We also ponder what Jesus' death on the cross means. Just because Jesus died for our sins does not give us a license to keep on committing the same sins over and over again. It has to mean, then, that Jesus did not die for homer marriage.
From your Mayor, Happy Easter!
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An inspirational and practical message. Thank you, Brother Mayor.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Easter is about telling your children to fear HELL! Not the sinful love of chocolate! -
03-11-2016, 04:13 PM
Here we see a transsexual (only to be searched by True Christian™ men with advanced porn withstanding certification) wearing chocolate shorts.
These are designed to not show the "chocolate" stains from their sodomy and the associated devouring of Satan's chocolate eggs. This foul pervert is trying to use supposedly innocent confectionery to lure True Christian™ children onto Satan's lap.
I urge you once again to be vigilant and to remind all children that Easter is about bathing in Jesus' blood, not stuffing their faces with sweet faeces substitutes in a symbolic anal sex orgy.
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Re: Easter is about telling your children to fear HELL! Not the sinful love of chocolate! -
03-28-2018, 08:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Redeemed Papist
Here we see a transsexual (only to be searched by True Christian™ men with advanced porn withstanding certification) wearing chocolate shorts.
These are designed to not show the "chocolate" stains from their sodomy and the associated devouring of Satan's chocolate eggs. This foul pervert is trying to use supposedly innocent confectionery to lure True Christian™ children onto Satan's lap.
I urge you once again to be vigilant and to remind all children that Easter is about bathing in Jesus' blood, not stuffing their faces with sweet faeces substitutes in a symbolic anal sex orgy.
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they are brown shorts not chocolate. you're being highly erratic there is nothing satanic about chocolate eggs and nothing to do with testicles because forgive me if I'm wrong but wasn't the rock used to seal Jesus's tomb egg shaped. and please explain how is the person transgender and how you know.
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Re: Easter is about telling your children to fear HELL! Not the sinful love of chocolate! -
03-28-2018, 08:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Redeemed Papist
Jesus didn't temporarily die just so you could bribe your evil brats into liking you with chocolate. Look at their hideous faces, smeared with what appropriately looks like faeces on the faces of sodomites. They're looking at you and the demons within them are growing more powerful. They're getting further and further away from the unstained love of Jesus.
So while you destroy your children's souls just for a fleeting moment of self gratification as they pretend to thank you while planning to smoke cocaine when they are older, think of Jesus, bleeding on the cross for hours before dying for three days so you can not burn in Hell.
But having your mewling and wilful, unbeaten offspring's love is more important than the love of Christ, who rightly said: Matthew 10:21-23
21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death. 22 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name’s sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved. 23 But when they persecute you in this city, flee ye into another: for verily I say unto you, Ye shall not have gone over the cities of Israel, till the Son of man be come. This WILL happen. And you are not standing firm to the end and beating your children as God commands. You are feeding them chocolate eggs. Eggs that are the symbol of the testicles of Satan which are smeared with the faeces of the writhing sinners he impales on his barbed tallywacker in Hell.
Yes, you are feeding them symbolic filth covered devil's man parts!
But it's not too late to have a True Christian™ Easter where, alert to the slightest evil and armed with a stout rod, you lead your children in thanking Jesus for the gift of His blood and praising Him for rescuing them from demon sodomy forever and ever.
GLORY!
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isn't Easter about the rebirth of Christ and the egg(chocolate egg) used as symbolism to resent life and such. plus originally when this tradition was first founded the eggs were actual eggs.
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