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7 reasons why God hates Estonia -
04-28-2013, 06:10 PM
7 Reasons why GOD HATES ESTONIA!
Estonia is a country in northern Europe filled with sodomites, atheists and vodka drinking commies who might be eskimos. The people of Estonia hates God, either through atheism, lutheranism or orthodox "Christianity" (really just another name for Russian Catholics), one positive thing though, Estonia is the only country in Godless Europe that does not have a mosque, other than that there is no reason why God would like this little pathetic Slavic country i'm afraid.
- 70.8% of Estonia does not believe in God, infact, it is the most atheist country in the world. The rest are Lutheran "Christians" (13.6%) and Orthodox "Christians" (12.8%). Only 6,009 people in Estonia are Baptists. 2 Kings 17:14 Notwithstanding they would not hear, but hardened their necks, like to the neck of their fathers, that did not believe in the Lord their God.
- Every year, Estonia hosts their annual celebration of sodomy and homosexuality known as Baltic Pride, only to stain the streets of Tallinn with even more semem and blood from maimed anuses. Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
- From 1219 to 1346, Estonia was a part of Godless Denmark. From 1561 to 1721, Estonia was a part of Godless Sweden. The language that is the most similar to Estonian is Finnish. Obviously all these years of ruling by drooling, God-mocking eskimos has turned Estonia into the atheist cesspool of filth it is today. Estonia is the bastard child of Scandinavian atheism and Russian communism.
- Estonia is nr. 3 on the freedom of press index. Having too much freedom of the press is a sign of weak leadership and too much atheism and communism, Godly countries like America is nr. 47 on lists like that!
- Toomas Hendrik Ilves, the president of Estonia, is born in Godless Sweden. If the people of Estonia loved God, they would not elect someone from Sweden. He is a Social Democrat, probably a homosexual.
- Estonia promotes itself as a gay-friendly tourist destination
- Estonia made a whole parish dedicated to the Swiss.
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Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia -
04-28-2013, 08:49 PM
Every single person I have met from there was a Godless liar. Even as bad as bulgaria or portugal!
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia -
04-28-2013, 09:54 PM
Estonia is the Poland of Russia, is what I've always heard.
And there are plenty of gay nazis there.
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Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia -
04-28-2013, 10:45 PM
Foolish, corrupt country, because it is full of athiests:
Psalms 14: 1
The fool hath said in his heart, [there is] no God They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, [there is] none that doeth good.
Psalms 111: 10
The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom; all who follow his precepts have good understanding. To him belongs eternal praise.
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Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia -
05-02-2013, 02:38 AM
I'm sure Estonia is named after its national dish, stone soup.
No wonder God hates the place.
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Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia -
05-02-2013, 06:41 AM
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I'm sure Estonia is named after its national dish, stone soup.
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I thought Estonia was Mexican for stone soup.
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Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia -
05-02-2013, 07:22 AM
Estonia? That sounds made up, like a country for potheads or something.
Are we even sure it's a real place? Maybe it's like Narnia and it isn't even real.
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05-02-2013, 02:27 PM
Estonia is an example of what happens when a country doesn't have Jesus to unite and guide them like the Godly United States. They start having squabbles like whether their "cultural" differences permit the clapping of hands when they jump up during their tribal ethnic dances. At most a few thousand people get upset and want their own "country". There are so many of them over there in Godless Eastern Europe it's hard to keep track of them - Lutonia, Latonia, Westonia, Croatonia, Serbotonia, Slovatonia, Serbatonia - the list is endless.
The same thing happened with the communists, socialists, Hindus, and mooselimbs - Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Uzbekistan, Pakistan, and Turkmenistan.
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05-02-2013, 03:30 PM
It is refreshing to know that God will wreak His justice upon the worthless unsaved grottoes of Estonia. With all the Devil worship and Nazi Darwinism that goes on there, I'm sure every one of its pallid denizens will burn forever and ever without a moment's rest. Praise Him!
I hear that Estonia's biggest export is rape.
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05-02-2013, 04:07 PM
Estonia is the abortion centre of the world. Gays and lesbians from all over the world go to Estonia to get their abortions there!
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05-02-2013, 04:13 PM
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Estonia is the abortion centre of the world. Gays and lesbians from all over the world go to Estonia to get their abortions there!
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I heard students will get pregnant just for the medical clinics to have people to practice abortions on. Is this true?
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Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia -
05-02-2013, 06:57 PM
God hates Estonia so much that He sank a ferry of theirs in 1994, drowning not only 285 Estonians, but also 501 Godless Swedes, causing one of the worst maritime "disasters" of the 20th century. Is it a coincidence that an unexplained "disaster" hits 2 Eurotrash atheist-majority countries like Estonia and Sweden so badly? I think not!
The death toll also included people from other Godless countries like Canada, France, Holland, England, Germany, Denmark, Norway, Finland, Morocco, Niggeria, Belarus, Lithuania, Latvia, Ukraine and Russia, but of course not a single American
Sweden, Finland and Estonia are actively preventing people from diving in the wreck, they are doing that to prevent people from finding evidence that it was God who sank it
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05-03-2013, 12:56 AM
A thing worthy of note, Estonia is the ONLY country who have Mr. Gay Estonia competitions
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02-14-2014, 02:35 PM
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God hates Estonia so much that He sank a ferry of theirs in 1994, drowning not only 285 Estonians, but also 501 Godless Swedes, causing one of the worst maritime "disasters" of the 20th century. Is it a coincidence that an unexplained "disaster" hits 2 Eurotrash atheist-majority countries like Estonia and Sweden so badly? I think not!
The death toll also included people from other Godless countries like Canada, France, Holland, England, Germany, Denmark, Norway, Finland, Morocco, Niggeria, Belarus, Lithuania, Latvia, Ukraine and Russia, but of course not a single American
Sweden, Finland and Estonia are actively preventing people from diving in the wreck, they are doing that to prevent people from finding evidence that it was God who sank it
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Are u actually serious? Are u truly serious ????
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02-14-2014, 02:59 PM
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Are u actually serious? Are u truly serious ????
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Yes, not a single person was from Godly America. God's wrath is for heathens like swiss from godless Sweden and pseudo-Finns (I think natives call themselves as ryssä) from godless soviet Estonia.
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Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia -
02-14-2014, 03:49 PM
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The people of Estonia hates God, either through atheism, lutheranism
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Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia -
02-14-2014, 04:45 PM
I hear all the men there prefer sheep to women, and I can see why. Of course, they are all going to hell!!.
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02-14-2014, 05:28 PM
Wow just wow. I will take a moment to reply to your comment, most of the people here would not care to comment on a place such as this but I will do it just for fun and Im bored.
1.First of all the front page has a communist style theme in front of it...Hmm, thats odd because we actually had to fight against russians not once but twice in history. The latest was in 1991 when our freedom from soviet oppression was announced and we could consider ourselves free from the communist oppression. So that implication is more than just random, its stupid.
2.Jesus created the world 2014 years ago, he created the sky,the animals,Humans,everything......................... .............................. :th umbsup:
3.Yes we do not take religion as seriously as americans do and that is because we can actualy use one of the most important part of our body: the brain.
4.You make assumptions but have never even been here, for all I could say, youre all european, you dont have your own country. You are a mixture of mexicans,spanish,english,french,whatever. You had a culture but you couldnt live in peace with the Native Americans, so you had to destroy them. Your history is built on blood and destruction and so is Christianity. The only culture you have is cowboy boots and flanel T shirt. I think it is disgusting.
5.Christianity is an illusion to escape from everyday troubles and follow the 10 commandments a.k.a. slavery. All that priests do is steal money from you and you idiots pay it all up.
6.america is a joke, Obama is a clown and China already rules the world. There is nothing you dumb rednecks can do about it but cry. Tough break.
7.Do I have to say more or have I proven my point? JESUS DOES NOT EXIST
and you can go fight for ''freedom'' in Iraq,Syria and whatever in excuse to steal oil for your fat asses to consume and waste.
8.I have not read the bible and I never will, but the question needed to answer about bible in registration is so dumb that I didnt even have to google it to guess it. I feel sorry for you guys, live on in your illusion of corruption, lies and obey jesus as a humble lapdog that the lot of you are.
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02-14-2014, 05:39 PM
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Wow just wow. I will take a moment to reply to your comment, most of the people here would not care to comment on a place such as this but I will do it just for fun and Im bored.
1.First of all the front page has a communist style theme in front of it...Hmm, thats odd because we actually had to fight against russians not once but twice in history. The latest was in 1991 when our freedom from soviet oppression was announced and we could consider ourselves free from the communist oppression. So that implication is more than just random, its stupid.
2.Jesus created the world 2014 years ago, he created the sky,the animals,Humans,everything......................... .............................. :th umbsup:
3.Yes we do not take religion as seriously as americans do and that is because we can actualy use one of the most important part of our body: the brain.
4.You make assumptions but have never even been here, for all I could say, youre all european, you dont have your own country. You are a mixture of mexicans,spanish,english,french,whatever. You had a culture but you couldnt live in peace with the Native Americans, so you had to destroy them. Your history is built on blood and destruction and so is Christianity. The only culture you have is cowboy boots and flanel T shirt. I think it is disgusting.
5.Christianity is an illusion to escape from everyday troubles and follow the 10 commandments a.k.a. slavery. All that priests do is steal money from you and you idiots pay it all up.
6.america is a joke, Obama is a clown and China already rules the world. There is nothing you dumb rednecks can do about it but cry. Tough break.
7.Do I have to say more or have I proven my point? JESUS DOES NOT EXIST
and you can go fight for ''freedom'' in Iraq,Syria and whatever in excuse to steal oil for your fat asses to consume and waste.
8.I have not read the bible and I never will, but the question needed to answer about bible in registration is so dumb that I didnt even have to google it to guess it. I feel sorry for you guys, live on in your illusion of corruption, lies and obey jesus as a humble lapdog that the lot of you are.
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Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia -
02-14-2014, 05:43 PM
Proof that religion can horribly disrupt a clear view of the surrounding world, creating unnecessary conflicts that lead to hatred and spite.
If one were a messenger of peace one would never bring negativity.
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