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Be sure to plan your next vacation with Conservative Tours™!!!! -
04-19-2013, 06:35 AM
Friends, there is nothing more distressing to me than going on a vacation and accidentally exposing myself to places, people, and experiences which do not fit nicely into my worldview.
You can probably understand my excitement, then, when I discovered Conservative Tours!
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The Nation's Leader in Luxury Tours to Europe for Conservatives
The timeless beauty of Europe is a must see for all Americans, and we've designed tour events in France, Spain, Italy and (new for 2013) China just for people like you: true conservatives.
Each tour is conducted in first class, where you're treated like family by my friends, family and colleagues in Europe; people who love America and aren't afraid to show it!
Whichever of our luxurious tours you choose, one thing's for certain: you’ll cherish your experience in Europe as much as I have over the last three decades!
Grab your camera and passport! Prepare for beauty, history, splendor and culinary delights to please every palate—and enjoy it all in the company of your fellow conservatives. Talk to someone you know who's voyaged to Paris, Barcelona, Venice or Provence with Conservative Tours; then you'll understand why Conservative Tours is the nation's leader in luxury tours to Europe for Conservatives.
Bon Voyage,
Ken Chase
Kenneth G. Chase
President
Conservative Tours Incorporated
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I'm not so sure about this China business, but I sure would like to know more about their European tours. Imagine journeying to France and seeing the very site where the French surrendered, or going to Greece and seeing firsthand the ruin wrought by tax-and-spend, laissez-faire liberalism!
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Why Conservative Tours?
Conservative Tours is a specialized organization, designed to serve American Conservatives who'd like to see the best of Western Europe, all the while mindful that there are certain sites in Europe that are of particular interest to our brethren Conservatives. One such site is The D-Day Beaches in Normandy. Another is the Battle of the Bulge. The beaches of Anzio are another.
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Re: Be sure to plan your next vacation with Conservative Tours™!!!! -
04-19-2013, 06:40 AM
These places sound amazing!
PRAISE THE LORD !!!
I like you am a bit cautious of China but hey if GODLY Republicans are advising it, then what's not to like?
YIC
Mary Thompson.
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Re: Be sure to plan your next vacation with Conservative Tours™!!!! -
04-19-2013, 07:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Mary Thompson
These places sound amazing!
PRAISE THE LORD !!!
I like you am a bit cautious of China but hey if GODLY Republicans are advising it, then what's not to like?
YIC
Mary Thompson.
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Not sure if I'd wanna be traeted like family in China, and where in Europe is the love?
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Re: Be sure to plan your next vacation with Conservative Tours™!!!! -
04-19-2013, 07:43 AM
Hmmm. That sound wonderful, I'll have to tell the hubby. We went to Japan two years ago and it was wonderful at first but then it got a little weird when the tourist group we were with kept wanting to go to some unHoly shrine, and got angry when we refused to stay with the group after explaining how disgusting the idea sounded.
I'd love for that to never happen again.
But he answered and said, it is not right to take the children's bread and cast it to the dogs. (Matthew 15:26)
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Re: Be sure to plan your next vacation with Conservative Tours™!!!! -
04-19-2013, 07:48 AM
You don't need this tour group! You want to go to China, Taiwan, Hong Kong, whatever, I take care of you! Just let me know, I hook you up!
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Re: Be sure to plan your next vacation with Conservative Tours™!!!! -
04-19-2013, 07:56 AM
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You don't need this tour group! You want to go to China, Taiwan, Hong Kong, whatever, I take care of you! Just let me know, I hook you up!
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No, thank you.
But he answered and said, it is not right to take the children's bread and cast it to the dogs. (Matthew 15:26)
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Re: Be sure to plan your next vacation with Conservative Tours™!!!! -
04-19-2013, 09:36 AM
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No, thank you.
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There's something sticking out his mouth do you think he knows.
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Re: Be sure to plan your next vacation with Conservative Tours™!!!! -
04-19-2013, 09:45 AM
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There's something sticking out his mouth do you think he knows.
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I think he must be so use to it that he doesn't even notice it.
Thinking of Abortion?
That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
Think of the children. Stop being a slut.
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Re: Be sure to plan your next vacation with Conservative Tours™!!!! -
04-19-2013, 09:49 AM
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I think he must be so use to it that he doesn't even notice it.
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It's probably a toothpick.
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Re: Be sure to plan your next vacation with Conservative Tours™!!!! -
04-19-2013, 10:14 AM
I smoke hand-roll cigarette, all the time, every day.
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Re: Be sure to plan your next vacation with Conservative Tours™!!!! -
04-19-2013, 05:03 PM
That looks like the Arc de Triomphe de l'Étoile in the travel brochure picture. It's no wonder everyone hates the French.
Napoleon Bonaparte, the French Führer
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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Re: Be sure to plan your next vacation with Conservative Tours™!!!! -
04-19-2013, 11:41 PM
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Arc de Triomphe
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Bismarck seemed to like it
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Re: Be sure to plan your next vacation with Conservative Tours™!!!! -
04-20-2013, 12:47 AM
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I smoke hand-roll cigarette, all the time, every day.
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You'll get wrinkles.
But he answered and said, it is not right to take the children's bread and cast it to the dogs. (Matthew 15:26)
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