[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by James

But your thing says "Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study"

My "thing?"

[James]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

My "thing?"

The Statement you have under your name
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[Sparky]

How do you avoid touching yourself when you go to the loo?

[Levi Jones]

Originally Posted by Sparky

How do you avoid touching yourself when you go to the loo?

I use dong tongs. It's much cleaner and it keeps you from abusing yourself.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Originally Posted by Johnofallfaith

Surely Paul must have wacked his EVIL thang off! So be like Brother Paul!

Deuteronomy 23:1 ESV

No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord.

[Felicity]

@Billy Bob Jenkins If you want to make Jesus happy, please use the #KJV1611!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Originally Posted by Felicity

@Billy Bob Jenkins If you want to make Jesus happy, please use the #KJV1611!

Oh, Dear Lord! What have I done!
Deuteronomy 23:1
No one who has been emasculated by crushing or cutting may enter the assembly of the LORD.

[Blakeyoung]

Thank you Pastor for this simple, infallible method to reduce my masturbatory habits. While I have cut down (rather dramatically) I sometimes have the urge to pleasure myself.

I shall follow this thread, effective immediately.

[Sister Charli]

Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins

Deuteronomy 23:1 ESV

No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord.

Can this poor man ever find the Lord .....?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/e...de/4253849.stm

Woman jailed for testicle attack

A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison. Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.
She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."
Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.

'Pulled hard'
Sentencing Monti, Judge Charles James said it was "a very serious injury" and that Monti was not acting in self-defence.
The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term but "open relationship" with Monti towards the end of May last year.
The pair remained on good terms and on 30 May she picked him up from a party in Crosby and went back for drinks with friends at Mr Jones's house.
An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them.
In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard".
He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."
The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it.
She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.
In a letter to the court, Monti said she was sorry for what she had done.
She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."
The letter added: "I have challenged myself to explain what has happened but still I just cannot remember. This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life."

[wwwmoo]

If you don't masturbate, your body will dispose of the sperm cell anyway and make new ones. So if you do masturbate, its not like you are doing anything differently than your body originally intended.

Enjoy contradicting your bodily functions

[BelieverInGod]

Originally Posted by wwwmoo

Enjoy contradicting your bodily functions

I also hold my waste functions until I can get to a bathroom. I guess that's contradicting my bodily functions as well.

Atheists have to be the filthiest creatures on earth.

[BishopAgyanMam]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

While I applaud his intentions, THIS filthy hippie rock and roller's technique cannot be reccommended. Tattoos are as grave a sin as spanking your monkey.

agree! the idea is great but the act is sinfull. it can however be of use in the way that many masterbators have a very lively imagination. from now on they just have to imagine the j-e-s-u-s on each finger when they fondle themselves. that will stop them. especially here were it is difficult to afford contraceptions and it is too hot to sleep in in any clothes good imaginations can be fruitfull in the eternal battle against onanism.

i am myself an ex-masterbator. when i was young i believed the myths about a rotteing rod if you did not relieve yourself daily. i was very keen to spawn many little christians in the future and i emptied myself much more than the ugly tradition dictated. today i am totally free of the filthy sin and i have not forced myself to ejaculate in 15 years. hurrah!

one of my many ways of serving the lord is to talk to young people about the dangers of gayism. i often join the young people on the beach or on buses and urge them to be on guard against inappropriate physical contact with members of the same sex. many times the boys are more concerned with masterbation and wet dreams. i always warn them masterbation can be addictive, which can lead to anti-social behaviour and reduce concentration in class hence poor grades. i also warn them that masturbation is a sin. later they will realize that masterbation can be blamed for affecting sexual intercourse between married couples as the one addicted to it prefers self-pleasure to intimacy with the partner. one thing i often realise despite the dark gloom being painted over our youth is that they are knowledgeable and eager to talk to senior members of community about their sexuality.

[wwwmoo]

Originally Posted by BelieverInGod

I also hold my waste functions until I can get to a bathroom. I guess that's contradicting my bodily functions as well.

Atheists have to be the filthiest creatures on earth.

But you DO eventually go to the bathroom, see the correlation?

Holding in your sperm and not masturbating = dead sperm and then new sperm

yet...

Holding in your waste functions = dead you

So you might as well masturbate, you're gonna go to the bathroom eventually anyway

[Felicity]

@wwwmoo Welcome!

Since you are new here please look at our please read this before posting and our your rights on this forum threads! If you already did that, just do it again. There you can learn that this forum is not about debating or unsaved opinions but about praising Jesus!

If you didn't do that yet, it would be great if you could make a thread of your own in the introductions section of the forum! That way everyone here can meet you and see how much you love Jesus!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by wwwmoo

If you don't masturbate, your body will dispose of the sperm cell anyway and make new ones. So if you do masturbate, its not like you are doing anything differently than your body originally intended.

Enjoy contradicting your bodily functions

Thank you for persecuting us. I hope you enjoy spending eternity in hell for contradicting God.

[defc0n]

you people are seriously disturbed wacked out pieces of shit, sex is a natural thing and the God you worship is disappointed with you for being such irrirational heartless people

[Dirk]

Originally Posted by defc0n

you people are seriously disturbed wacked out pieces of shit, sex is a natural thing and the God you worship is disappointed with you for being such irrirational heartless people

Why is sex natural?

[themarkson]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Thank you for persecuting us. I hope you enjoy spending eternity in hell for contradicting God.

Persucuting you doesnt contradict god. You cannot make that kind of judgement. Only God can. so can i hear a stfu?

[Levi Jones]

Originally Posted by themarkson

You cannot make that kind of judgement. Only God can.

Chapter and verse from the Bible plz. K thanks.

[themarkson]

right give me some verses against it... i dont understand.