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Originally Posted by Heathen_Basher
Do any of you have a good Christian daughter who I can marry? I promise to pay her full bride price as demanded in the Bible. All I ask is that she be a virgin, and I will require tokens of her virginity on the wedding night.
If you have any questions about me, please feel free to ask.
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We have a 45 page questionnaire you have to fill out so we can be sure you are prepared to be a suitable Baptist husband. Tax returns going back to 1918, cash on hand, a test of Biblical knowledge, and a tithe to start the process...generally 20% of your gross family wealth in cash, real property and negotiables (gold bullion, certified diamonds over 5 karat weight, etc.) This portion of the commitment is non-refundable.
In exchange for this service to the prospective father, we sometimes pay the bride price as a wedding present, fully refundable (to us) if she turns out to be a whore.