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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 03-24-2014, 11:52 PM

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My Little Pony helps me express myself as a homosexual and it helps me connect with people that have the same interests as me.
How? Does this pony have a penis?


"Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)

"But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)
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Smile Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 03-25-2014, 12:28 AM

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Making guesses that my parents cry themselves to sleep is inferring that I make my parents feel unworthy. Anything sort of bad comment on one's parents' feelings to the child is known as bullying. And with the fact that you are doing it on the internet, makes it cyber bullying. Which is a crime. Me being a law student means I can report that to the police and they can track you and put you in jail because of what you are doing. Who do you think you are saying that God will kill bronies? You don't know for an absolute fact that God will kill bronies because they are bronies. Are you God? No, you're not. Therefore you cannot say that God will kill bronies due to the fact that you don't know for 100%. Who are you trying to manage who is good and who is bad? I don't challenge God. I am challenging you all because you aren't even following God's word by not loving your neighbor as thyself. You are making a mountain out of an ant hill.
No Ryan, no it does not. Have you told your parents about your infatuation with a six year old girls cartoon show about magical ponies that promotes the Homofaqual lifestyle? Normal parents would be beside themselves wit the shame and horror.
Please feel free to prosecute me and all decent people. Do be prepared to accept financial responsibility for filing a frivolous lawsuit and character defamation suit. Landover has the finest joo lawyers in the world. Keep in mind, they got away with killing Jesus. Think what they could do in a court room to a Gaywise MLP law student who thinks he is in the special olympics. Bring plenty of underwear.
Lets see what God had written in the Bible about our neighbors, shall we?
Here is a single verse (because I know you overwhelm easy) that seems apropos for you:
Psalm 5:5-6
5 The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou hatest all workers of iniquity.
6 Thou shalt destroy them that speak leasing: the Lord will abhor the bloody and deceitful man.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 03-25-2014, 10:40 PM

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Not unworthy: ashamed. Who wants their child to prance around in animal suits and then go out cruising for house pets to molest?



And please, march right in to your nearest Internet Police Station, flash your Genuine Law School Student ID card and demand that we stop exercising our 1st Amendment rights...report back here when you're done (IF WE'RE EVEN STILL ONLINE!!!).



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As I said before, not all bronies dress up as ponies. And they certainly don't go around looking to molest animals. Well played with the 1st Amendment, but here is where you are wrong. You going out and throwing false accusations and insults is taking your 1st Amendment rights and abusing them. You are allowed to say what you think. Going around saying that what you think is the absolute truth is abusing your rights.

@James Hutchins. Yes, it is. Yes, I have told my parents about watching My little Pony, they didn't think that it's bad at all. And they are hardcore followers of God. Normal parents stand with their children no matter what they do. If Landover has the best lawyers, where are they? Can you get them so I can debate with fellow lawyers who know what they are doing? You're saying they got away with killing Jesus? Jesus was executed by the government because the people were to stubborn to realize that Jesus is the true King and they wanted him to die. They didn't get away with anything. Gaywise? Now you're being ridiculous. "Thinks he is in the special Olympics"? 1. I know I am an Olympic athlete, My coach, my friends, and fellow competitors have told me that I am an Olympics athlete. I did achieve the rank of Olympian silver. 2. Even more ridiculous, oh by the way, your guilty side is showing. Guilty of not loving your neighbor as yourself. Going against what I have said about Olympics and thinking "Oh he's a brony so I'm gonna insult him by saying he's in the special Olympics." Isn't loving thy neighbor as thyself.


@Two-Dollar Bill. I am not married yes, but I am in a relationship with a Christian woman, who even said herself that you all are giving her a bad name. Just because one is a brony, doesn't mean they are gay or incapable of being married. Why am I not married to this girl yet? I'd rather focus on getting a good education and a job before committing to a woman forever.
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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 04-02-2014, 08:23 AM

Oh...My...God I Never Knew Ponies Could Be So Evil.
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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 04-04-2014, 03:09 PM

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Oh...My...God I Never Knew Ponies Could Be So Evil.
They're not evil. The people who don't like them are evil.
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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 04-04-2014, 03:44 PM

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They're not evil. The people who don't like them are evil.
Of course they are evil: do you honestly think Jesus would condone animal rape?

YIC


1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 04-14-2014, 08:21 PM

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Of course they are evil: do you honestly think Jesus would condone animal rape?

YIC
Do you honestly think that My Little Pony is a reason to promote animal rape? Or that every single Brony commits beastiality? You might think that, but you're wrong. That's like saying a skirt is reason to promote rape. There's only one account of a Brony commiting beastiality. One person out of a researched possibility of 12.4 Million, that doesn't mean anything. It just means that one Brony decided to do something stupid. Only one. The ponies aren't evil, the ones who can't find friendship in themselves and condemn people cause they think one equals all, are evil. It is said by the Lord himself "Love thy neighbor as thyself." It doesn't mean your actual neighbor, but every single person on earth.
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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 04-14-2014, 08:30 PM

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...It is said by the Lord himself "Love thy neighbor as thyself." It doesn't mean your actual neighbor, but every single person on earth.
*yawn* No, it doesn't. Read this: Bible Answers: Who are our neighbors? Who are our brothers and sisters? Who are we to love?


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Do you honestly think that My Little Pony is a reason to promote animal rape?
You should not be promoting animal rape, whatever the reason, despite that My Little Pony is promoting it.

If My Little Pony jumps off a bridge, would you jump too?
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You should not be promoting animal rape, whatever the reason, despite that My Little Pony is promoting it.

If My Little Pony jumps off a bridge, would you jump too?
Where are you getting that? I just said that My Little Pony is not promoting animal rape. But you say it is, Where's your proof? Give me seven facts that prove that MLP promote animal rape. You can't use anything done by the fans, things done by the show itself. Lemme make it known, there is nothing that promotes Animal rape in the show, it's just some ponies learning lessons and having fun. Another thing, how is my little pony jumping off a bridge relevant at all.


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That was made by a fellow member of this church website. That means that it is biased. Not only that, it is extremely exaggerated. John 13:34 states "A new command I give you: Love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one another." That exactly goes against what that man said. He said, "Only love true christians." I don't think Jesus meant that. Jesus loved everyone so much that he gave himself on the cross for our sins. He loves everyone, why can't you love everyone?



You all focus on what you think is bad, but a true argument focuses on both sides. All you are doing is providing false facts making everyone focus on the bad when the good completely outweighs the bad.
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...@Didymus Much
That was made by a fellow member of this church website. That means that it is biased...
Of course it is. Haven't you noticed that everyone biases everything to their own agenda? Oh, except you, of course.

And he backed up his points with Scripture, a habit I hope you'll develop.

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...Not only that, it is extremely exaggerated. John 13:34 states "A new command I give you: Love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one another."That exactly goes against what that man said. He said, "Only love true christians." I don't think Jesus meant that...
I bolded the bits where Jesus could have said "everyone" but didn't.

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So much that He'll throw the vast majority into Hell (after killing most them Himself, first), according to Revelation.

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Because the Bible tells them to "love" others by yelling at them about their sinful natures and hell-bound ways (and shun them completely if they don't repent immediately), not mollycoddle them with heresies about Jesus loving everyone.

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How could God's perfect Word contain anything bad?


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Of course it is. Haven't you noticed that everyone biases everything to their own agenda? Oh, except you, of course.

And he backed up his points with Scripture, a habit I hope you'll develop.



I bolded the bits where Jesus could have said "everyone" but didn't.



So much that He'll throw the vast majority into Hell (after killing most them Himself, first), according to Revelation.



Because the Bible tells them to "love" others by yelling at them about their sinful natures and hell-bound ways (and shun them completely if they don't repent immediately), not mollycoddle them with heresies about Jesus loving everyone.



How could God's perfect Word contain anything bad?
1. Bias means that something is too much of one's opinion and not of fact.

2. Those scripture readings do not mean what you all think they mean.

3. Yes, he could have. But he didn't. You know why? Becaus ehe thought that everyone would be smart enough to realize that one another means everyone.

4. God only throws the real sinners, people like murderers, rapists, and liars. Plus the people who don't know God as well. All others who aren't like them who know God and rarely sin (No one has never sinned except for Jesus.) and those who bring meaning to life and fufilled what God had in plan for them.

5. Yelling at people because of their sinful nature is not love. That's hate.

6. I never said God's word was bad. I said that everything you all say about Bronies is only the bad things when you never focus on the good things. Which if you actually did true research on, you would see that the good certainly outweighs the bad.
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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 04-25-2014, 10:18 PM

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1. Bias means that something is too much of one's opinion and not of fact.

Of course it doesn't What on earth makes you think that? "Every Frenchmen I have seen today has been cowardly" contains nothing of my opinion, solely fact. But I'm sure you'd argue the statement is biased.

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2. Those scripture readings do not mean what you all think they mean.


3. Yes, he could have. But he didn't. You know why? Becaus ehe thought that everyone would be smart enough to realize that one another means everyone.


4. God only throws the real sinners, people like murderers, rapists, and liars. Plus the people who don't know God as well. All others who aren't like them who know God and rarely sin (No one has never sinned except for Jesus.) and those who bring meaning to life and fufilled what God had in plan for them.

5. Yelling at people because of their sinful nature is not love. That's hate.

I see. And do you have anything to evidence that beyond "I disagree so I'm going to state it as fact?"


I don't know what you get up to in your spare time but on here the True Christians like to have evidence.


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6. I never said God's word was bad. I said that everything you all say about Bronies is only the bad things when you never focus on the good things. Which if you actually did true research on, you would see that the good certainly outweighs the bad.

So you think that goodness and badness is maths then? If I do two bad things but three good then I'm a good person who should be allowed in heaven? I'm intrigued to see the scriptural support for that.



Your spelling is quite poor by the way. Is that a symptom of your love of bestiality?
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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 05-07-2014, 12:17 AM

This is why I don't let my daughters have anything to do with this abomination.
I do not want them to become pawns to the devil.


God is love. God is life.

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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 05-07-2014, 12:36 AM

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This is why I don't let my daughters have anything to do with this abomination.
I do not want them to become pawns to the devil.
You sound like you have your heart in the right place (Matthew 6:19-21). Say, why not introduce yourself properly! We'd love making new friends here. Tell us what your church is, what you favorite Bible verse is, and how Jesus called you to the ministry!


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 05-08-2014, 11:17 AM

thank you dear child abusers and bastard nazarenes for following the champion people of freehold, iowa.
thank you for ganging up in circumspect websites as this when the blessed truth is you bow and scrape to a God fearing website in the bekief it is surely a beacon of god.
I, however bow down before any graven image.I, despice Jesus and hate all honest Christians.
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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 05-08-2014, 11:42 AM

At Landover Baptist Church, we worship no graven images. 'Graven' means carved or sculptured. The Mary worshippers certainly worship statues of Mary, and cannot therefore be regarded as Christians as they break that commandment (along with many others). We, though, are NOT papists. We worship the Lord and nobody or anything else. We regard the Bible (KJV) as the Word of God, and it's therefore sacred, but we do not worship any sculptures.
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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 05-08-2014, 05:21 PM

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Oh...My...God I Never Knew Ponies Could Be So Evil.
You're stupid


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But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 06-08-2014, 03:47 PM

But MLP:FIM teaches values such as honesty, generosity, and love how is that bad?
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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 06-08-2014, 04:12 PM

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But MLP:FIM teaches values such as honesty, generosity, and love how is that bad?
This explains.



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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