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Default Re: My unborn child is a freak! - 09-07-2010, 08:04 AM

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Babies become depressed and cry a lot when there is hate around them. Babies with loving and simple parents smile and are happy. That's the truest sign of succes, in this life. AFTER following every commandment in the bible to a tee!! I don't know em all so I feel a bit a hypocrite just saying it...
I have 7 healthy happy God-fearing children with 5 toes on each foot. Cursing them by keeping a freakshow around the house doesn't exactly help at keeping them happy.

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I was just thinking,

The child isn't born yet, so couldn't the extra toe be absorbed? Perhaps we should add this to the prayer list.
We have seen our prayers be heard so many times before, so it is definitely worth a try.


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Default Re: My unborn child is a freak! - 09-11-2010, 11:14 PM

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Is it a son or a daughter?
what difference would it make?
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Default Re: My unborn child is a freak! - 09-11-2010, 11:27 PM

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what difference would it make?
Men are superior to women.

Genesis 3:16 (King James Version) Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

Ephesians 5:22-24 (King James Version) 22Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. 23For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. 24Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.


1 Peter 3:1-6 (King James Version) 1Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands; that, if any obey not the word, they also may without the word be won by the conversation of the wives; 2While they behold your chaste conversation coupled with fear. 3Whose adorning let it not be that outward adorning of plaiting the hair, and of wearing of gold, or of putting on of apparel; 4But let it be the hidden man of the heart, in that which is not corruptible, even the ornament of a meek and quiet spirit, which is in the sight of God of great price. 5For after this manner in the old time the holy women also, who trusted in God, adorned themselves, being in subjection unto their own husbands: 6Even as Sara obeyed Abraham, calling him lord: whose daughters ye are, as long as ye do well, and are not afraid with any amazement.


Deuteronomy 21:10-14 (King James Version) 10When thou goest forth to war against thine enemies, and the LORD thy God hath delivered them into thine hands, and thou hast taken them captive, 11And seest among the captives a beautiful woman, and hast a desire unto her, that thou wouldest have her to thy wife; 12Then thou shalt bring her home to thine house, and she shall shave her head, and pare her nails; 13And she shall put the raiment of her captivity from off her, and shall remain in thine house, and bewail her father and her mother a full month: and after that thou shalt go in unto her, and be her husband, and she shall be thy wife. 14And it shall be, if thou have no delight in her, then thou shalt let her go whither she will; but thou shalt not sell her at all for money, thou shalt not make merchandise of her, because thou hast humbled her.



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Default Re: My unborn child is a freak! - 09-12-2010, 09:53 PM

Sister Christina, it is indeed good news that you are bringing another creation of God onto His beautiful Earth. Congratulations!

All I can say is, it is unfortunate that your baby is a little deformed, but that doesn't mean he isn't loved by God.

“For God loved the world (people) so much that he gave his only-begotten Son, in order that everyone exercising faith in him might not be destroyed but have everlasting life." --John 3:16. <------ Raise him appropriately and he will be saved!

And straight from the mouth of Our Lord, Jesus Christ, "You Shall Not Kill" <-- the Fifth Commandment.

Good luck and I hope you have a wonderful time raising this child!
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Default Re: My unborn child is a freak! - 09-12-2010, 10:06 PM

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Sister Christina, it is indeed good news that you are bringing another creation of God onto His beautiful Earth. Congratulations!

All I can say is, it is unfortunate that your baby is a little deformed, but that doesn't mean he isn't loved by God.

“For God loved the world (people) so much that he gave his only-begotten Son, in order that everyone exercising faith in him might not be destroyed but have everlasting life." --John 3:16. <------ Raise him appropriately and he will be saved!
First of all, please stop quoting from false Bibles. They are of satan. If you're interested in finding out how to tell which Bble version is the one TRUE Word of God, take a look at my sermon on the subject HERE.

The verse you were attempting to quote is a favorite of radical liberals who want to make us believe that God loves everyone. Nothing could be farther from the truth. Jesus DID NOT die for everyone.

He died for those that BELIEVE.

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For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, THAT WHOSOEVER BELIEVETH IN HIM SHOULD NOT PERISH, but have everlasting life.
John 3:16
Everyone doesn't believe in Jesus, thus they will perish. And that includes babies and retardeds, who had no chance to understand the Good News of Christ's temporary sacrifice on the cross for my sins.




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And straight from the mouth of Our Lord, Jesus Christ, "You Shall Not Kill" <-- the Fifth Commandment.
Actually God said that. It's a part of the 10 Commandments, which apply to our fellow Saved© Christians, not heathens, witches, queers, mudslimes, and so on. If you were a Christian you might have known that.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: My unborn child is a freak! - 09-13-2010, 01:38 AM

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The verse you were attempting to quote is a favorite of radical liberals who want to make us believe that God loves everyone. Nothing could be farther from the truth. Jesus DID NOT die for everyone.

He died for those that BELIEVE.
It's basically the same just different wording...people who excercise their faith in him shall be saved...same thing as what u said.


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Everyone doesn't believe in Jesus, thus they will perish. And that includes babies and retardeds, who had no chance to understand the Good News of Christ's temporary sacrifice on the cross for my sins.
nice spelling, also, would the Almighty and Forgiving Lord damn people who hadn't had the chance to believe in Him and his awesome love for us? That doesn't sound too nice! baby's are innocent.


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Actually God said that. It's a part of the 10 Commandments, which apply to our fellow Saved© Christians, not heathens, witches, queers, mudslimes, and so on. If you were a Christian you might have known that.
You forgot that he said it to the Jews. They are the Old Testament, Jesus is the new Testament. People didn't know much and so they wrote in their Jewish traditions. Once Jesus came around, the New Testament arose and that is what he preached, using the Old Testament's parables.

C'mon Pastor, You also forgot that Jesus is part of the Holy Trinity.


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Default Re: My unborn child is a freak! - 09-13-2010, 03:30 AM

nevermind. i had a long hard time meditating and thinking, and i think i connected with our Lord.

killing it would not be right but you should dispose of it as soon as you give it birth. leave it at a theatre or behind a restaurant or on a foster child care home. do not bring the mutant abomination into your home to spread it's demons onto your children!


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Default Re: My unborn child is a freak! - 09-13-2010, 05:53 AM

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nevermind. i had a long hard time meditating and thinking, and i think i connected with our Lord.

killing it would not be right but you should dispose of it as soon as you give it birth. leave it at a theatre or behind a restaurant or on a foster child care home. do not bring the mutant abomination into your home to spread it's demons onto your children!
Wow you're heartless. Have you no faith in the power of PRAYER?

John 16:23 And in that day ye shall ask me nothing. Verily, verily, I say unto you, Whatsoever ye shall ask the Father in my name, he will give it you.


PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
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Default Re: My unborn child is a freak! - 09-13-2010, 06:00 AM

Godness, at that age an extra toe would be like a dew claw on a dog. Just grab some nail clippers and nip it off. Then burn the offending toe on an open fire of mesquite or hickory wood, to provide a sweet savour to the Lord and beg His forgiveness for whatever sin you committed to cause this deformity.


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Default Re: My unborn child is a freak! - 08-04-2012, 04:28 AM

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We are all born in sin which make all of us sinners and if your looking for someone to say it's okay to get abortion well that makes you a killer. You called your unborn baby a freak, thats Gods child. You should be Blessed to have one. What make a person A true christian, because they are full of hate. Because you people read the bible do you really think you will go to heaven? Hells filled with bible thumpers. What makes you think you're prefect? Nobody perfect. What bible are you reading to have or voice some much hatered. It can't be the Holy Bible.
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We are all born in sin which make all of us sinners and if your looking for someone to say it's okay to get abortion well that makes you a killer. You called your unborn baby a freak, thats Gods child. You should be Blessed to have one. What make a person A true christian, because they are full of hate. Because you people read the bible do you really think you will go to heaven? Hells filled with bible thumpers. What makes you think you're prefect? Nobody perfect. What bible are you reading to have or voice some much hatered. It can't be the Holy Bible.
Son, look at the date of this OP. How long do you think babies gestate in the womb?



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Son, look at the date of this OP. How long do you think babies gestate in the womb?

Well, if it's a freak and all . . .


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We are all born in sin which make all of us sinners and if your looking for someone to say it's okay to get abortion well that makes you a killer. You called your unborn baby a freak, thats Gods child. You should be Blessed to have one. What make a person A true christian, because they are full of hate. Because you people read the bible do you really think you will go to heaven? Hells filled with bible thumpers. What makes you think you're prefect? Nobody perfect. What bible are you reading to have or voice some much hatered. It can't be the Holy Bible.
What is the Holy Bible to you? What version or translation are you referring to? You sound like one of the pew potatoes who switches off his brain and soaks up the crap spewed out by his pastor. Is that you?

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Default Re: My unborn child is a freak! - 08-04-2012, 07:22 AM

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What makes you think you're prefect?
Perfection is freedom from sin. For starters, let's read I John 3:6-9

And ye know that he was manifested to take away our sins; and in him is no sin. Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.
Little children, let no man deceive you: he that doeth righteousness is righteous, even as he is righteous.
He that committeth sin is of the devil; for the devil sinneth from the beginning. For this purpose the Son of God was manifested, that he might destroy the works of the devil.
Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.

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Philippians 2:13
For it is God which worketh in you both to will and to do of his good pleasure.


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Default Re: My unborn child is a freak! - 08-04-2012, 01:09 PM

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Well, it was my husband's idea to seek your advice. He asked me to do it since he's out working late again with his best friend.
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Default Re: My unborn child is a freak! - 08-04-2012, 03:40 PM

6 toes may be a sign of the child being inbred. Is the father also the grandfather by any chance ?
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Default Re: My unborn child is a freak! - 08-04-2012, 04:23 PM

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6 toes may be a sign of the child being inbred. Is the father also the grandfather by any chance ?
Do you have any Scripture to support this ludicrous accusation against a True Christian™? Or even a secular source (that you're not intentionally misreading)?


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Default Re: My unborn child is a freak! - 08-04-2012, 04:30 PM

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Do you have any Scripture to support this ludicrous accusation against a True Christian™? Or even a secular source (that you're not intentionally misreading)?
Inbreeding causes defects within the genes

Extra limps would be a defect
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Default Re: My unborn child is a freak! - 08-04-2012, 04:33 PM

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Inbreeding causes defects within the genes

Extra limps would be a defect
That's not a source. Just another bald assertion.


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Default Re: My unborn child is a freak! - 08-04-2012, 06:10 PM

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Inbreeding causes defects within the genes

Extra limps would be a defect
Are there a certain number of limps that you'd expect?


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