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Re: The "make it worse" game -
11-15-2016, 08:49 PM
Worse: It was in Pastor Zeke's sex dungeon basement.
Next: You're asked to clean out Pastor Zeke's basement.
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
11-15-2016, 08:58 PM
What's bad about cleaning the wonderful Pastor Zeke's basement? It would be a good deed toward a follower of God.
God is about as real as unicorns and dragons.
Revelation 12:9
Job 39:9
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
11-15-2016, 09:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Anne Sayne
What's bad about cleaning the wonderful Pastor Zeke's basement? It would be a good deed toward a follower of God.
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I assume this is both the "make it worse" and the "next" part?
Okay.
Worse: Doing a good deed toward several followers of your God.
Next: Inspecting Cranky Old Man's beard for lice.
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
11-15-2016, 09:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Callisto
I assume this is both the "make it worse" and the "next" part?
Okay.
Worse: Doing a good deed toward several followers of your God.
Next: Inspecting Cranky Old Man's beard for lice.
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I'm pretty sure there are no lice (nor other fauna or flora) in COM's beard so that's an easy one.
Much worse: meeting face-to-face with that bear Zeke keeps in his basement.
Next: waking up in Faith Machine's van with little or no recollection of what happened last night.
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
11-16-2016, 02:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Basilissa
I'm pretty sure there are no lice (nor other fauna or flora) in COM's beard so that's an easy one.
Much worse: meeting face-to-face with that bear Zeke keeps in his basement.
Next: waking up in Faith Machine's van with little or no recollection of what happened last night.
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Worst: you are in Faith Machine's van with no recollection of what happened, but the guy next to you is I Man Rastafari
Next: you commit a minor offense, you are send to jail and your cell mate is Hillary Clinton.
1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
11-16-2016, 05:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Brother Gonzalez
Worst: you are in Faith Machine's van with no recollection of what happened, but the guy next to you is I Man Rastafari
Next: you commit a minor offense, you are send to jail and your cell mate is Hillary Clinton.
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Worse- She wants you to be her bitch.
Next- The guard is Anthony Weiner.
Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
11-19-2016, 12:39 AM
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Worse- She wants you to be her bitch.
Next- The guard is Anthony Weiner.
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Worse: He is elaborating on all the XXX rated materials in his e-mails.
Next: Putin puts on his cheeky smile.
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
01-22-2017, 07:08 PM
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Worse: He is elaborating on all the XXX rated materials in his e-mails.
Next: Putin puts on his cheeky smile.
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Worse: he tells President Trump ( ) that he does not love him anymore!
Next: Putin blackmails President Trump ( ) for (allegedly) using Putin's private golden shower, um, facilities.
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
01-24-2017, 11:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Basilissa
Worse: he tells President Trump ( ) that he does not love him anymore!
Next: Putin blackmails President Trump ( ) for (allegedly) using Putin's private golden shower, um, facilities.
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Worse: Bill Clinton ogling Ivanka
Next: Theressa May visits President Trump
Isaiah 66:15
For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
06-26-2018, 02:10 PM
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Worse: Bill Clinton ogling Ivanka
Next: Theressa May visits President Trump
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Worse: she turns into Angela Merkel during their Scriptural salutation Romans 16:16
Next: Canada applies to join the 3rd world
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
06-26-2018, 07:05 PM
WORSE: Then we'll have two illegal alien border problems!
Next: America elects a transgender for President, 2020
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
06-30-2018, 02:16 PM
The transgender person turns out to be Chaz Bono and names Cher as VP.
Next: Charles Manson rises from the dead.
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
06-30-2018, 09:45 PM
He digs up Helen Keller's corpse and defiles it, mistaking it for Helter Skelter.
Next: When you don't want cheesecake with berry drizzle, and they serve it to you any way, so you force yourself to eat, swallowing it quickly.
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
07-02-2018, 12:15 AM
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Next: When you don't want cheesecake with berry drizzle, and they serve it to you any way, so you force yourself to eat, swallowing it quickly.
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Worse: They only told you it was cheesecake with berry drizzle to convince you to swallow.
I mean really! Some people are so gullible.
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
07-02-2018, 07:18 PM
Barry, this is where you keep the game going, not stop it dead in its tracks.
In lieu of you not posting anything:
Next: Ruth Bader Gnsberg on the cover of Hustler.
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
01-28-2019, 05:10 PM
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Next: Ruth Bader Ginsberg on the cover of Hustler.
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Ruth Bader Ginsburg copulating with a negro on the cover of Hustler.
Next: Russia nukes Washington and sends our dear leader The Donald to sit at the right hand of God.
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
01-28-2019, 05:40 PM
Russia appoints Kremlin the Frog as the new High Chancellor of the United Federation of Extended Slavic Territory
Next: A millenial-dictated law is past declaring all traditional marriage null and void and that all spouses are forced to copulate with at least one member of the same sex (plus a transgendered) to be determined absolutely sure of their heterosexuality in the name of knowing one's identity or some crap like that.
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
01-29-2019, 09:20 AM
(A millennial diktat declares traditional marriages null and void pending revulsion quotients being determined during alternative liaisons.)
NEXT: The invigilators have been announced: Linda Sarsour & Emmerson Mnangagwa.
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
01-29-2019, 01:52 PM
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Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor
(A millennial diktat declares traditional marriages null and void pending revulsion quotients being determined during alternative liaisons.)
NEXT: The invigilators have been announced: Linda Sarsour & Emmerson Mnangagwa.
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Christians are allowed to get remarried after defiling themselves, but only under Islamic wedding rites.
Next: Satan flies up to Heaven for a visit. Instead of drop kicking his ass back to Hell, God invites him in for lunch. After a long discussion, Satan converts to Christianity and God forgives him of his sins.
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
01-29-2019, 07:44 PM
This act of mercy to Satan opens doors for all Hellbound sinners to explore Heaven. Unsaved Trash wander the divine boulevards at willy-nilly stinking up the place.
Next: A photo surfaces of Paster Zeke in a compromising position.
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