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Re: The Question Thread -
04-27-2009, 05:35 PM
Haven't you noticed that most of my posts are in question format?
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04-27-2009, 06:24 PM
Does that mean you'll be a regular here at The Question Thread?
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Re: The Question Thread -
04-27-2009, 06:27 PM
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Don Bozo, are you taking precautions so as not to infect your Mexican body with swine flu?
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So I'm Sure™ you don't mean "precautions" in the manner that those libber-Al, CONDOMent "people" mean.
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Re: The Question Thread -
04-27-2009, 07:19 PM
Umm, Sister Sue, are you aware of the rules of The Question Thread?
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Re: The Question Thread -
04-27-2009, 07:31 PM
Are you aware that once you're dead, you will no longer be able to repent?
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Re: The Question Thread -
04-27-2009, 07:53 PM
Allie, have you accept Jesus as your personal Lord and Savior?
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Re: The Question Thread -
04-27-2009, 08:00 PM
Allie,
Do you realise your health problems are due to the rejection of the One Sure Cure All®, Jesus?
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Re: The Question Thread -
04-27-2009, 08:01 PM
Do you think I can cure the chaos in this thread?
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04-27-2009, 08:07 PM
Why not let Jesus save you from the chaos of hell?
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Re: The Question Thread -
04-27-2009, 08:11 PM
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Umm, Sister Sue, are you aware of the rules of The Question Thread?
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Alie! Would you hold me to "rules" today? It is the one day of the year when JESUS permits one to wallow in his or her own crapulence!!!
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Re: The Question Thread -
04-27-2009, 08:11 PM
Do you think my SPF 70 sunblock would stop me from getting a tan in hell?
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04-27-2009, 08:14 PM
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Do you think my SPF 70 sunblock would stop me from getting a tan in hell?
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No?
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Re: The Question Thread -
04-27-2009, 08:29 PM
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Do you think my SPF 70 sunblock would stop me from getting a tan in hell?
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Do you now believe in Hell?
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04-27-2009, 08:31 PM
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Do you now believe in Hell?
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Does sunlight reach hell?
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Re: The Question Thread -
04-27-2009, 08:32 PM
Don't worry, I know a surefire way to save Miss Witch. It begins with a simple question, guaranteed to lead on to the road to salvation:
Do you know where you are going when you die?
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Re: The Question Thread -
04-27-2009, 08:45 PM
What if I don't want to talk about when I'm going to die?
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Re: The Question Thread -
04-27-2009, 08:50 PM
Are you aware Jesus hates you for thinking that?
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Re: The Question Thread -
04-27-2009, 09:30 PM
Do you think you will be able to say "Jesus, I love you" once you are bent over a magma vent gargling sulfur?
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Re: The Question Thread -
04-28-2009, 01:21 AM
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Don Bozo, are you taking precautions so as not to infect your Mexican body with swine flu?
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Don Bozo had a solid midwestern american upbringing and every farm boy knows the joys of porkin porkers with a chicken stuffed up his culo. So far I havent got a sniffle.
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Re: The Question Thread -
04-28-2009, 01:33 AM
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Do you think you will be able to say "Jesus, I love you" once you are bent over a magma vent gargling sulfur?
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Would you be surprised to know I'm able to speak perfectly fine, no matter what I'm bent over?
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