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Pray for the Godly True Christian™ President of Australia -
11-17-2012, 07:39 PM
I hear they have a great man in charge over there in the land of Australia. What can we do to help him establish a True Christian™ theocracy to guide his people?
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Re: Pray for the Godly True Christian™ President of Australia -
11-18-2012, 12:07 AM
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I hear they have a great man in charge over there in the otherwise Godless land of Australia. What can we do to help him establish a True Christian™ theocracy to guide his people?
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They have two women in their highest positions of power. That makes for a very weak country. I guess they need two so that when one is in her monthly time of filthiness the other can step in. I assume their monthly visitor come at opposite ends of the month.
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Re: Pray for the Godly True Christian™ President of Australia -
11-18-2012, 12:13 AM
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They have two women in their highest positions of power. That makes for a very weak country. I guess they need two so that when one is in her monthly time of filthiness the other can step in. I assume their monthly visitor come at opposite ends of the month.
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No, no. The liberally biased media is propagating that lie. See this article for proof that real conservatives know the truth about Australia!
They are making up lies about Australia's President in an attempt to embarrass their Godly capitalist nation and True Christian™ conservatives like myself who want to move there to avoid the socialism spreading across this once great nation!
They want us to think the rest of the developed world is even further to the left than Barack HUSSEIN Obama. I know this is not true, because Jesus put it on my heart to move to Australia once things get too bad. It is the only way we can stay out of the atheistic FEMA camps where they indoctrinate people into evilutionism.
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Re: Pray for the Godly True Christian™ President of Australia -
11-18-2012, 12:43 AM
Australians are saying things like, "Our prime minister is a woman, an atheist who lives with a man she hasn't married. I don't think you'd like it here."
Perhaps the American conservatives can settle down somewhere in the outback away from the secular aussies and form your own Christian town: Jesusville. But, God Almighty, you'd have to suffer those hideous aborigines. They are a blight to the eyes.
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Re: Pray for the Godly True Christian™ President of Australia -
11-18-2012, 01:05 AM
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Australians are saying things like, "Our prime minister is a woman, an atheist who lives with a man she hasn't married. I don't think you'd like it here."
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Those are all liberal operatives working for the Kenyan CIA. You know how liberal it is in Kenya.
I promise you, friend, Australia is a conservative's paradise! Don't believe anything you read about them. There is a huge disinformation and misinformation campaign trying to besmirch the good name of their great nation!
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Re: Pray for the Godly True Christian™ President of Australia -
11-18-2012, 01:29 AM
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No, no. The liberally biased media is propagating that lie. See this article for proof that real conservatives know the truth about Australia!
They are making up lies about Australia's President in an attempt to embarrass their Godly capitalist nation and True Christian™ conservatives like myself who want to move there to avoid the socialism spreading across this once great nation!
They want us to think the rest of the developed world is even further to the left than Barack HUSSEIN Obama. I know this is not true, because Jesus put it on my heart to move to Australia once things get too bad. It is the only way we can stay out of the atheistic FEMA camps where they indoctrinate people into evilutionism.
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It doesn't surprise me at all that our head of state is really a man.
Not a very convincing disguise. No wonder "she" has never had any children.
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But, God Almighty, you'd have to suffer those hideous aborigines. They are a blight to the eyes.
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You should see the women.
Even worse than the men.
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Re: Pray for the Godly True Christian™ President of Australia -
11-18-2012, 01:32 AM
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It doesn't surprise me at all that our head of state is really a man.
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Brother, I envy you for living in the Godly paradise of Australia, where Christ is King. Do you have a couch that my five kids and I could stay on if things get too bad over here in the US Territory of Kenya?
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Re: Pray for the Godly True Christian™ President of Australia -
11-18-2012, 01:41 AM
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Do you have a couch that my five kids and I could stay on if things get too bad over here in the US Territory of Kenya?
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Sure. In fact, I'll tell my church to prepare for a flood of American refugees in the near future. Perhaps we can prepare a billeting program.
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Re: Pray for the Godly True Christian™ President of Australia -
11-18-2012, 01:46 AM
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Sure. In fact, I'll tell my church to prepare for a flood of American refugees in the near future. Perhaps we can prepare a billeting program.
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Just make sure you do not open your borders to the Kenyans. You saw what it did to our once great nation!
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Re: Pray for the Godly True Christian™ President of Australia -
11-18-2012, 03:31 AM
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Australians are saying things like, "Our prime minister is a woman, an atheist who lives with a man she hasn't married. I don't think you'd like it here."
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At least in Australia, they still allow exorcisms. In fact, more and more churches are getting involved to rid the nation of demons. In the United States, people invite demons into the White House.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Pray for the Godly True Christian™ President of Australia -
11-18-2012, 03:43 AM
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Australians are saying things like, "Our prime minister is a woman, an atheist who lives with a man she hasn't married. I don't think you'd like it here."
Perhaps the American conservatives can settle down somewhere in the outback away from the secular aussies and form your own Christian town: Jesusville. But, God Almighty, you'd have to suffer those hideous aborigines. They are a blight to the eyes.
!!!GROSS!!!
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Did you know that the Austrian government went so far as to APOLOGIZE to these abo scum!? Take a look at THIS!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Pray for the Godly True Christian™ President of Australia -
11-18-2012, 06:35 AM
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It doesn't surprise me at all that our head of state is really a man.
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Not a very convincing disguise. No wonder "she" has never had any children.
You should see the women.
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Even worse than the men.
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It said Ayana so I thought it was a woman. Hard to tell with those things. Well, at least the women don't have beards. Now I can differentiate between their genders.
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