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Homosexuals -
07-24-2010, 04:08 AM
Look, Pastor Ezekial is obsessed with things involving anal foreplay, and anal sex. I think we should stand up and put an end to this Homer in disguise! PRAISE JESUS
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Re: Homosexuals -
07-24-2010, 04:15 AM
Pastor Ezekiel Flint is the most NOT GAY person I know.
Apologize for your libel, god-mocker.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: Homosexuals -
07-24-2010, 04:16 AM
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Originally Posted by ArchAngel
Look, Pastor Ezekial is obsessed with things involving anal foreplay, and anal sex. I think we should stand up and put an end to this Homer in disguise! PRAISE JESUS
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What a horrible thing to say! Pastor Zeke is the nicest, most kindest and understandingest Pastor a young girl or boy could ask for!
Gays are mean and sneaky, they would NEVER have a week-long retreat for Christian teens like Pastor Zeke does! He's like Jesus Himself!
Tammi
He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he. Deuteronomy 32-4
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Re: Homosexuals -
07-24-2010, 04:24 AM
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Originally Posted by ArchAngel
Look, Pastor Ezekial is obsessed with things involving anal foreplay, and anal sex. I think we should stand up and put an end to this Homer in disguise! PRAISE JESUS
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Dear Godmocking Pervert;
Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.
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Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
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Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!
YIC,
--Pastor Ezekiel
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Homosexuals -
07-24-2010, 05:16 AM
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Originally Posted by ArchAngel
Look, Pastor Ezekial is obsessed with things involving anal foreplay, and anal sex. I think we should stand up and put an end to this Homer in disguise! PRAISE JESUS
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Why do you tell these lies?
Oh, and on that subject ... your signature line ... worshipping God since '92.
You told us in another thread that you are 18.
Babies can not worship God.
So ... please ... no more lies young man.
2 Chronicles 7:14
14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.
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07-24-2010, 05:40 AM
These little kiddies really did some decent parenting. Their parents should stop sparing the rod and leaving them unsupervised.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: Homosexuals -
07-26-2010, 01:01 AM
He's been ENGAGED to me for 6 years duh! What kind of a homer would want to marry a woman?
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Re: Homosexuals -
07-26-2010, 02:03 AM
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Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde
He's been ENGAGED to me for 6 years duh! What kind of a homer would want to marry a woman?
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My oh My 6 years you say, why so long?
Does not seem fair to have kept you hanging around waiting for your big day for SO long.
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Re: Homosexuals -
07-26-2010, 04:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Jo Freddie
My oh My 6 years you say, why so long?
Does not seem fair to have kept you hanging around waiting for your big day for SO long.
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He is a very busy and important man. I can wait a little while longer.
I used to do a lot of the chores and stuff around Zeke's house but he has taken some of the burden off me and now he uses some kind of dark skinned foreigners to help around the house. They seem to be at his every beck and call. They even help him shower and wash his back (which obviously I can't do until we are married) They are such a help! They also don't have an "unclean" time so they are able to help all month long, where I cannot. He sends me to my shed every month, but that's ok. I knit a lot of things for him while I'm in there and I pray a lot and that is fun. JESUS like that too .
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Re: Homosexuals -
07-26-2010, 05:11 AM
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Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde
They also don't have an "unclean" time so they are able to help all month long, where I cannot. He sends me to my shed every month, but that's ok. I knit a lot of things for him while I'm in there and I pray a lot and that is fun. JESUS like that too .
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Just on that thought BTB ... and given this thread is all about homer behaviour .... how do a pair of lezbo's manage that time of the month?
I can't imagine what is worse ... having to use the menstra shed after another woman had used it or (if their cycles lined up) having to share it with another woman at the same time!
2 Chronicles 7:14
14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.
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07-26-2010, 05:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Sister Charli
Just on that thought BTB ... and given this thread is all about homer behaviour .... how do a pair of lezbo's manage that time of the month?
I can't imagine what is worse ... having to use the menstra shed after another woman had used it or (if their cycles lined up) having to share it with another woman at the same time!
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Could they not each have their own shed if they wished such isolation at that time of the month?
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Re: Homosexuals -
07-26-2010, 01:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Jo Freddie
Could they not each have their own shed if they wished such isolation at that time of the month?
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Waste of money, 2 sheds, if you have extra cash give it to Jesus!
Malachi 3:8
Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me. But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings.
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Re: Homosexuals -
07-26-2010, 05:16 PM
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He's been ENGAGED to me for 6 years duh! What kind of a homer would want to marry a woman?
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What kind of straight man stays engaged for six years?
Your permanent "engagement" is part of his pretense at heterosexuality.
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Re: Homosexuals -
07-26-2010, 07:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Tchoupitoulas
What kind of straight man stays engaged for six years?
Your permanent "engagement" is part of his pretense at heterosexuality.
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What are you trying to imply?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Homosexuals -
07-26-2010, 09:26 PM
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Originally Posted by James Dewitt
Waste of money, 2 sheds, if you have extra cash give it to Jesus!
Malachi 3:8
Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me. But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings.
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We are talking about two women.
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Re: Homosexuals -
07-26-2010, 09:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
What are you trying to imply?
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I think this is what he was trying to imply...
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Re: Homosexuals -
07-26-2010, 09:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Sister Charli
Just on that thought BTB ... and given this thread is all about homer behaviour .... how do a pair of lezbo's manage that time of the month?
I can't imagine what is worse ... having to use the menstra shed after another woman had used it or (if their cycles lined up) having to share it with another woman at the same time!
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The women in Africa do it all the time!! I mean come on...this is Africa! How many of those things do you think they can build...and of jungle materials too!!!
BTW...yea their cycles would line up...women living together tend to do that...don't ask me why.
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Re: Homosexuals -
07-26-2010, 09:49 PM
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Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde
He's been ENGAGED to me for 6 years duh! What kind of a homer would want to marry a woman?
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Well...he gets on my case because I am not married but now I find out he has been engaged for 6 years!? Okay dear, the average engagement is one year or did you not know this? Two years would be an extreme if you man (or the woman) was out of the country or very far away. Six years however? Yea...I smell something rotten in Denmark. He is stringing you along and if I were you I would tell him to take me down the isle or I would throw his rear end to the curb! There is such a thing as "cold feet" before a wedding but to delay it for six years? No...I am not buying it.
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Re: Homosexuals -
07-26-2010, 09:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Morgana
The women in Africa do it all the time!! I mean come on...this is Africa! How many of those things do you think they can build...and of jungle materials too!!!
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It's such a shame that you are not only a hell-bound witch, but you display a level of ignorance and racism I thought could only be reserved for the regular denizens of this forum.
You might want to do a bit more studying on the variation of climate and topography of Africa before making such hateful and vile statements.
I suppose for your next act you'll be telling us that "those darkies" are all cannibals as well.
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Originally Posted by Morgana
BTW...yea their cycles would line up...women living together tend to do that...don't ask me why.
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You might want to read up on the the " McClintock effect" as well. There is much debate as to whether it is factual or not. I'll be here to answer any questions you have about the big words they use in Scientific American.
Yours in shining the light on ignorance,
Sam
Proverbs 25:21-22 If thine enemy be hungry, give him bread to eat; and if he be thirsty, give him water to drink:
For thou shalt heap coals of fire upon his head, and the LORD shall reward thee.
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Re: Homosexuals -
07-26-2010, 09:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
What are you trying to imply?
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You have kept poor BTB hanging about for 6 years and still not set a date, people beginning to think you are never going to.
You have some kind of dark skinned foreigners to help around the house.
They even help you shower and wash your back.
They also don't have an "unclean" time.
This implies you have some men washing your naked body on a regular basis, now I personally think that is your own business, but others are not so enlightened.
Now those people could be post menopausal women, which could still cause some a problem with the idea of them washing you in the shower.
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