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Default Forgive me and help me to my path of redemption - 08-21-2009, 08:04 PM

I need help. I not only masturbate on a regular basis but I engage in sexual relations with both men and women, sometimes at the same time. I know that it is wrong but I feel something take over me that I cannot control.

I am too scared to tell anyone else about this, even my local priest, so have come here looking for help. Please help me.

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Default Re: Forgive me and help me to my path of redemption - 08-21-2009, 08:06 PM

You sick perverted creature. A priest? Catholics burn in Hell.


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5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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Default Re: Forgive me and help me to my path of redemption - 08-21-2009, 08:11 PM

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You sick perverted creature. A priest? Catholics burn in Hell.
Aye Brother a Catholic. It is hard to believe even Christ can help him.



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Default Re: Forgive me and help me to my path of redemption - 08-21-2009, 09:13 PM

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You sick perverted creature. A priest? Catholics burn in Hell.
I'm not a Catholic, I'm Anglican. Why the hate for different groups of Christianity? We all want the same thing don't we?
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Default Re: Forgive me and help me to my path of redemption - 08-21-2009, 09:30 PM

A cursory reading of the Bible will reveal that false Christians such as Catholics or Anglicans ("Catholics Lite") are condemned to burn in Hell for not following Scripture, adding their own beliefs, and just engaging in plain ol' heresy. We have a False Religions and Cults forum here if you care to read more about why people like you will go to Hell unless they repent and become a True Christian™.



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Default Re: Forgive me and help me to my path of redemption - 08-21-2009, 09:32 PM

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I'm not a Catholic, I'm Anglican. Why the hate for different groups of Christianity? We all want the same thing don't we?
So instead you worship a living person, the Queen of England. No wonder God's wrath is upon you.

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So instead you worship a living person, the Queen of England.
Nope the Queen's position is only as a figurehead. A supposed protector of the faith. We don't worship her.

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Nope the Queen's position is only as a figurehead. A supposed protector of the faith. We don't worship her.

I believe in God the Father Almighty,Maker of heaven and earth: And in Jesus Christ his only Son our Lord,Who was conceived by the Holy Ghost,Born of the Virgin Mary,Suffered under Pontius Pilate,Was crucified, dead, and buried:He descended into hell;The third day he rose again from the dead;He ascended into heaven,And sitteth on the right hand of God the Father Almighty;From thence he shall come to judge the quick and the dead. I believe in the Holy Ghost;The holy Catholic Church;The Communion of Saints;The Forgiveness of sins;The Resurrection of the body,And the Life everlasting.Amen.
So you admit to being a dirty rotten Cathlicker?



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Nope the Queen's position is only as a figurehead. A supposed protector of the faith. We don't worship her.
I think God can protect His own faith perfectly well, thank you very much.
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Nope, but the Catholic church was the first church of Christianity.
Nope, the Christian church was the first church of Christianity. Catholicism was a heretical offshoot.


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Nope, but the Catholic church was the first church of Christianity.
So you think Catholics predated Jesus Himself? Sweet merciful Savior no wonder God is killing you by inches friend. Get down your knees and beg His forgiveness NOW!



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I think God can protect His own faith perfectly well, thank you very much.
Yes that's why I used the word 'supposed' protector.

This is getting off topic, I want to be helped but all people here want to do is condemn me. What can I do to put myself right?
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This is getting off topic, I want to be helped but all people here want to do is condemn me. What can I do to put myself right?
I'd say it's too late, friend. You are a Godmocker, a foriegner, an admitted pervert queer, a chronic masturbator, and a papist to boot. Jesus has seen fit to strike you down with who-knows-what lethal disease, so all I can say is "enjoy hell."


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Default Re: Forgive me and help me to my path of redemption - 08-22-2009, 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by As_I_Lay_Dying View Post
I need help. I not only masturbate on a regular basis but I engage in sexual relations with both men and women, sometimes at the same time. I know that it is wrong but I feel something take over me that I cannot control.

I am too scared to tell anyone else about this, even my local priest, so have come here looking for help. Please help me.
You want help stopping all of that. Well, here is all the help you need right here:

STOP IT!!!

Just STOP right now. Quit doing it. Just cut it out. If you are doing something, and you don't like the fact that you are doing it, then QUIT DOING IT, for crying out loud.

Why are you whining to us about it?

Pastor Billy-Reuben


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