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Default Quick question(s)... (new neighbor has no computer but wants to join) - 09-24-2016, 01:30 AM

Just for a quick explanation: I have new neighbors that just moved in across the hall from me - newlyweds, very sweet - and I got to know them fairly well. They're names are William and Melody and they met through their church in North Carolina (don't remember whether it was a Baptist Church or not, but with the crosses and religious art all around their place, I assume it's a very conservative church).They're also not too big on the latest technology either. William has a cellphone and a laptop that's fairly old, but both he primarily uses for work as an accountant. Other than that, they have a tv, a landline phone, a toaster and a refrigerator. I had mentioned your website a couple times to them, and they seemed genuinely interested (saying that it's hard to find a good "god-fearing" church or something).
Well, William left yesterday on some trip to North Carolina, saying he was "tying up loose ends" or something and he won't be back for a few weeks. Melody stayed home because he said it was something he needed to do on his own.
I ran into her in the hall this morning and she asked me about this website and what all was needed to join.


My question(s), since she does not have a smartphone or computer of her own, would it be alright for her to use my phone and my account from time to time, or does she need her own account? And if she does need her own account, could she just log in on my phone?


Thanks in advance.


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Default Re: Quick question(s)... (new neighbor has no computer but wants to join) - 09-24-2016, 02:19 AM

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Don't remember if it was a Baptist Church or not, but with the crosses and RELIGIOUS ART all around their place, I assume it's a very conservative church
Umm...Exodus 20:4? Anyone still remember that? There's no such thing as "religious art" They are all graven images, got it?
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Default Re: Quick question(s)... (new neighbor has no computer but wants to join) - 09-24-2016, 02:39 AM

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Umm...Exodus 20:4? Anyone still remember that? There's no such thing as "religious art" They are all graven images, got it?
That includes paintings of various Bible scenes? I'll have to ask where they got them
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I'm not religious myself, so I never bother to do that, but since I'm asking for my neighbor, I'll play along.


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Just for a quick explanation: I have new neighbors that just moved in across the hall from me - newlyweds, very sweet - and I got to know them fairly well. They're names are William and Melody and they met through their church in North Carolina (don't remember whether it was a Baptist Church or not, but with the crosses and religious art all around their place, I assume it's a very conservative church).They're also not too big on the latest technology either. William has a cellphone and a laptop that's fairly old, but both he primarily uses for work as an accountant. Other than that, they have a tv, a landline phone, a toaster and a refrigerator. I had mentioned your website a couple times to them, and they seemed genuinely interested (saying that it's hard to find a good "god-fearing" church or something).
Well, William left yesterday on some trip to North Carolina, saying he was "tying up loose ends" or something and he won't be back for a few weeks. Melody stayed home because he said it was something he needed to do on his own.
I ran into her in the hall this morning and she asked me about this website and what all was needed to join.

My question(s), since she does not have a smartphone or computer of her own, would it be alright for her to use my phone and my account from time to time, or does she need her own account? And if she does need her own account, could she just log in on my phone?

Thanks in advance.
Miss Angelique,

Your inquiry has been forwarded to the proper administrative division of our Department of Faith, whose reply will be posted here in due course. Praise Jesus!
Thank you for your patience.



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Default Re: Quick question(s)... (new neighbor has no computer but wants to join) - 09-24-2016, 03:28 AM

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That includes paintings of various Bible scenes? I'll have to ask where they got them I'm not religious myself, so I never bother to do that, but since I'm asking for my neighbor, I'll play along.
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Default Re: Quick question(s)... (new neighbor has no computer but wants to join) - 09-24-2016, 04:24 AM

While this weighty decision is under consideration, they could mail in anything they want to say.


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Default Re: Quick question(s)... (new neighbor has no computer but wants to join) - 09-24-2016, 07:53 AM

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Default Re: Quick question(s)... (new neighbor has no computer but wants to join) - 09-25-2016, 08:42 AM

Does Melody have her husband's permission to use the internet?
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Just for a quick explanation: I have new neighbors that just moved in across the hall from me - newlyweds, very sweet - and I got to know them fairly well. They're names are William and Melody and they met through their church in North Carolina (don't remember whether it was a Baptist Church or not, but with the crosses and religious art all around their place, I assume it's a very conservative church).They're also not too big on the latest technology either. William has a cellphone and a laptop that's fairly old, but both he primarily uses for work as an accountant. Other than that, they have a tv, a landline phone, a toaster and a refrigerator. I had mentioned your website a couple times to them, and they seemed genuinely interested (saying that it's hard to find a good "god-fearing" church or something).
Well, William left yesterday on some trip to North Carolina, saying he was "tying up loose ends" or something and he won't be back for a few weeks. Melody stayed home because he said it was something he needed to do on his own.
I ran into her in the hall this morning and she asked me about this website and what all was needed to join.

My question(s), since she does not have a smartphone or computer of her own, would it be alright for her to use my phone and my account from time to time, or does she need her own account? And if she does need her own account, could she just log in on my phone?

Thanks in advance.
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Just for a quick explanation: I have new neighbors that just moved in across the hall from me - newlyweds, very sweet - and I got to know them fairly well. They're names are William and Melody and they met through their church in North Carolina (don't remember whether it was a Baptist Church or not, but with the crosses and religious art all around their place, I assume it's a very conservative church).They're also not too big on the latest technology either. William has a cellphone and a laptop that's fairly old, but both he primarily uses for work as an accountant. Other than that, they have a tv, a landline phone, a toaster and a refrigerator. I had mentioned your website a couple times to them, and they seemed genuinely interested (saying that it's hard to find a good "god-fearing" church or something).
Well, William left yesterday on some trip to North Carolina, saying he was "tying up loose ends" or something and he won't be back for a few weeks. Melody stayed home because he said it was something he needed to do on his own.
I ran into her in the hall this morning and she asked me about this website and what all was needed to join.


My question(s), since she does not have a smartphone or computer of her own, would it be alright for her to use my phone and my account from time to time, or does she need her own account? And if she does need her own account, could she just log in on my phone?


Thanks in advance.

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Hands off the merchandise, you rapacious Heeb. Also, quit trying to help people sue us.


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