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Quick question(s)... (new neighbor has no computer but wants to join) -
09-24-2016, 01:30 AM
Just for a quick explanation: I have new neighbors that just moved in across the hall from me - newlyweds, very sweet - and I got to know them fairly well. They're names are William and Melody and they met through their church in North Carolina (don't remember whether it was a Baptist Church or not, but with the crosses and religious art all around their place, I assume it's a very conservative church).They're also not too big on the latest technology either. William has a cellphone and a laptop that's fairly old, but both he primarily uses for work as an accountant. Other than that, they have a tv, a landline phone, a toaster and a refrigerator. I had mentioned your website a couple times to them, and they seemed genuinely interested (saying that it's hard to find a good "god-fearing" church or something).
Well, William left yesterday on some trip to North Carolina, saying he was "tying up loose ends" or something and he won't be back for a few weeks. Melody stayed home because he said it was something he needed to do on his own.
I ran into her in the hall this morning and she asked me about this website and what all was needed to join.
My question(s), since she does not have a smartphone or computer of her own, would it be alright for her to use my phone and my account from time to time, or does she need her own account? And if she does need her own account, could she just log in on my phone?
Thanks in advance.
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Re: Quick question(s)... (new neighbor has no computer but wants to join) -
09-24-2016, 02:19 AM
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Don't remember if it was a Baptist Church or not, but with the crosses and RELIGIOUS ART all around their place, I assume it's a very conservative church
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Umm...Exodus 20:4? Anyone still remember that? There's no such thing as "religious art" They are all graven images, got it?
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saying that it's hard to find a good "god-fearing" church or something
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How come you didn't capitalize God's name? It's another basic commandment, Exodus 20:7.
If you want a True Christian™ who is allowed to give permission to help you, can you at least follow True Christian™ rules? Read the Bible, and learn HOW things work. It's not like some goofy scientist can give you the answers to these things.
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Re: Quick question(s)... (new neighbor has no computer but wants to join) -
09-24-2016, 02:39 AM
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Umm...Exodus 20:4? Anyone still remember that? There's no such thing as "religious art" They are all graven images, got it?
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That includes paintings of various Bible scenes? I'll have to ask where they got them
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How come you didn't capitalize God's name? It's another basic commandment, Exodus 20:7. If you want a True Christian™ who is allowed to give permission to help you, can you at least follow True Christian™ rules? Read the Bible, and learn HOW things work. It's not like some goofy scientist can give you the answers to these things.
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I'm not religious myself, so I never bother to do that, but since I'm asking for my neighbor, I'll play along.
Ezekiel 23:3 And they committed whoredoms in Egypt; they committed whoredoms in their youth: there were their breasts pressed, and there they bruised the teats of their virginity.
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Re: Quick question(s)... (new neighbor has no computer but wants to join) -
09-24-2016, 02:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Damned Angelique
Just for a quick explanation: I have new neighbors that just moved in across the hall from me - newlyweds, very sweet - and I got to know them fairly well. They're names are William and Melody and they met through their church in North Carolina (don't remember whether it was a Baptist Church or not, but with the crosses and religious art all around their place, I assume it's a very conservative church).They're also not too big on the latest technology either. William has a cellphone and a laptop that's fairly old, but both he primarily uses for work as an accountant. Other than that, they have a tv, a landline phone, a toaster and a refrigerator. I had mentioned your website a couple times to them, and they seemed genuinely interested (saying that it's hard to find a good "god-fearing" church or something).
Well, William left yesterday on some trip to North Carolina, saying he was "tying up loose ends" or something and he won't be back for a few weeks. Melody stayed home because he said it was something he needed to do on his own.
I ran into her in the hall this morning and she asked me about this website and what all was needed to join.
My question(s), since she does not have a smartphone or computer of her own, would it be alright for her to use my phone and my account from time to time, or does she need her own account? And if she does need her own account, could she just log in on my phone?
Thanks in advance.
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Miss Angelique,
Your inquiry has been forwarded to the proper administrative division of our Department of Faith, whose reply will be posted here in due course. Praise Jesus!
Thank you for your patience.
1 Corinthians 4:4
For I know nothing by myself; yet am I not hereby justified: but he that judgeth me is the Lord.
Yours in Christ,
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Re: Quick question(s)... (new neighbor has no computer but wants to join) -
09-24-2016, 03:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Damned Angelique
That includes paintings of various Bible scenes? I'll have to ask where they got them I'm not religious myself, so I never bother to do that, but since I'm asking for my neighbor, I'll play along.
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Just because you're not religious doesn't mean you can mock God!
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Re: Quick question(s)... (new neighbor has no computer but wants to join) -
09-24-2016, 04:24 AM
While this weighty decision is under consideration, they could mail in anything they want to say.
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Re: Quick question(s)... (new neighbor has no computer but wants to join) -
09-24-2016, 07:53 AM
Anne Sayne, you are unsaved trash, yet you presume to lecture a forum member about spiritual matters?
I suggest you get your own back yard in order!
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Re: Quick question(s)... (new neighbor has no computer but wants to join) -
09-25-2016, 08:42 AM
Does Melody have her husband's permission to use the internet?
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Re: Quick question(s)... (new neighbor has no computer but wants to join) -
09-26-2016, 07:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Damned Angelique
Just for a quick explanation: I have new neighbors that just moved in across the hall from me - newlyweds, very sweet - and I got to know them fairly well. They're names are William and Melody and they met through their church in North Carolina (don't remember whether it was a Baptist Church or not, but with the crosses and religious art all around their place, I assume it's a very conservative church).They're also not too big on the latest technology either. William has a cellphone and a laptop that's fairly old, but both he primarily uses for work as an accountant. Other than that, they have a tv, a landline phone, a toaster and a refrigerator. I had mentioned your website a couple times to them, and they seemed genuinely interested (saying that it's hard to find a good "god-fearing" church or something).
Well, William left yesterday on some trip to North Carolina, saying he was "tying up loose ends" or something and he won't be back for a few weeks. Melody stayed home because he said it was something he needed to do on his own.
I ran into her in the hall this morning and she asked me about this website and what all was needed to join.
My question(s), since she does not have a smartphone or computer of her own, would it be alright for her to use my phone and my account from time to time, or does she need her own account? And if she does need her own account, could she just log in on my phone?
Thanks in advance.
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Dear Godmocking Harlot,
You know your manners but that will not save you from Hellfire. Please take a few moments to read my sermon on that very subject HERE. Please tell your neighbors that your request has been provisionally granted if they can keep a respectful tongue in their head whenever addressing their betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of their - and your- posting privileges. This is an exception and I'm expecting substantial tithes in compensation.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Quick question(s)... (new neighbor has no computer but wants to join) -
09-26-2016, 01:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Damned Angelique
Just for a quick explanation: I have new neighbors that just moved in across the hall from me - newlyweds, very sweet - and I got to know them fairly well. They're names are William and Melody and they met through their church in North Carolina (don't remember whether it was a Baptist Church or not, but with the crosses and religious art all around their place, I assume it's a very conservative church).They're also not too big on the latest technology either. William has a cellphone and a laptop that's fairly old, but both he primarily uses for work as an accountant. Other than that, they have a tv, a landline phone, a toaster and a refrigerator. I had mentioned your website a couple times to them, and they seemed genuinely interested (saying that it's hard to find a good "god-fearing" church or something).
Well, William left yesterday on some trip to North Carolina, saying he was "tying up loose ends" or something and he won't be back for a few weeks. Melody stayed home because he said it was something he needed to do on his own.
I ran into her in the hall this morning and she asked me about this website and what all was needed to join.
My question(s), since she does not have a smartphone or computer of her own, would it be alright for her to use my phone and my account from time to time, or does she need her own account? And if she does need her own account, could she just log in on my phone?
Thanks in advance.
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You're a thoughtful chick for trying to help out your friends. Say, if they (or you) need any legal assistance, keep me in mind. I would love to show you around New York sometime - I've got some great connections here that will get you places most people can't even think of attempting.
A half truth is a whole lie.
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Re: Quick question(s)... (new neighbor has no computer but wants to join) -
09-26-2016, 06:52 PM
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You're a thoughtful chick for trying to help out your friends. Say, if they (or you) need any legal assistance, keep me in mind. I would love to show you around New York sometime - I've got some great connections here that will get you places most people can't even think of attempting.
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Hands off the merchandise, you rapacious Heeb. Also, quit trying to help people sue us.
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