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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 01-10-2015, 05:00 AM

I was almost duped into thinking this game was okay, too. BOY, was I wrong.

Let's look at all the characters, shall we?

SCOUT:
Probably blasphemous (certainly enjoys cuss words) overly proud poop-head. Not to mention his Italian family history suggests Roman Catholicism.

SOLDIER:
"Get behind me doc!" aside, he seems like he might be a pretty cool dude and all. Decorated war veteran, pretty sure he speaks of God with reverence. ...too bad VALVE, the company that made this, is a bunch of fedora-wearing atheist neckbeards who only put him in there as a joke!

Pyro:
This man BURNS PEOPLE ALIVE FOR FUN. I think we really know who's showing the "gamer love"

Demoman:
It doesn't take a blood test to tell that guy's having a bit too much. Not saying drinks are bad, but I doubt his liver exists anymore.

Heavy:
Gluttony. Pretty sure he also enjoys killing people. Also is probably communist and still thinks he's a KGB hitman.

Engineer:
The engineer seems kinda okay in my book. One would have to look a little more in-depth at his reverence, and certainly all that science he does brings him down a couple notches, but overall he seems pretty friendly. Then again, is probably another joke character.

Medic:
For starters, let's look at his color scheme. White coat, red gloves, black hair... what also has those colors? Oh, that's right.
THE FLAG OF NAZI GERMANY. To top it off they gave him a German accent!

Sniper:
Sure, he's just a man with a job, but that job IS hired killing. Not to mention he throws jars of pee at people...

Spy:
Another hired killer. Also had extramarital intercourse with the Scout's mother.


I think we can see the real reason VALVE made this game. They want our children turning into brain-dead satanic geeks!
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Exclamation Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 01-12-2015, 09:50 PM

Hello,

I have tried to play tf2 after this post.
Thing is, how come Team Fortress 2 is gay? I have seen it and the "get behind me doctor" stuff is not gay. I just means don't get shot by the bullets and take cover. The picture with the 9 men are not gay. Why be gay if they are holding weapons?! Just because it it s a picture full of men doesn't mean that they are gay! Just no.

I don't care if this account is banned for being a enemy of god, the game is a freakin stupid silly game! It is just for laughs. I do not advise the game for little children but my lord! Please just stop it.
And also, if you say the killing is bad, then why is the world so bad?

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Thumbs down Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 01-16-2015, 01:43 AM

When I read this thread I literally face palmed myself and heres why

FIRST OF ALL HOW IS THIS HOMOSEXUALITY The quote "I love you doctor" means that he is very thnkful for the doctor to heal him i mean if u go up to ur dad and say I love u does that make u a ***removed a vulgar reference to a sodomist***???? and the second quote "Get behind me doc" it has nothing to do with homosexuality in the game the doc is easily harmed so the soldier would probably tell the doc to go behind him so he can defend and get healed the same time...


Second of all the quote u wrote "it's nothing but killing". So what ur saying right now is that if America or some other country gets invaded we should not defend (fight back) but to let them take over our land that God gave to us????

OK is there a problem to look frightening (intimidation)??? These people are going to war and u want them to look natural and weak???. also those bad words don't come from tf2 they come from other people speaking in tf2


The word "This is my world you are not welcomed in my world" doesnt mean what u think. People see things differently. its like saying your having a dream but suddenly your enemy comes inside your dream and starts ruining your dream....


I also noticed that you wrote something about the ark... yea its true God did load 2 animals on the ark BUT he didnt beat the crap of the animals on/inside the ark he did to the animals OUTSIDE the ark


There is also a problem with u... You put this as satan's entertainment. Do you have proof???. People who study about games spend months and maybe years to look for hidden truths and stuff and u spent like 10 minutes looking at your child playing it... . If you were a true christian you wouldnt pray for people to GO TO HELL you pray for them to be saved by Jesus Christ as the Holy Bible states Love your enemies no matter what. AND THATS ALL I HAVE TO SAY

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If you were a true christian you wouldnt pray for people to GO TO HELL
That's silly. If God didn't want us to pray for people to go to Hell, why would He fill the Holy Bible with people doing just that?

Pour out thine indignation upon them,
and let thy wrathful anger take hold of them.
Psalm 69:24

Pour out thy wrath upon the heathen that have not known thee,
and upon the kingdoms that have not called upon thy name.
Psalm 79:6

Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name:
for they have eaten up Jacob, and devoured him, and consumed him,
and have made his habitation desolate.
Jeremiah 10:25


He promises Himself His wrath will be poured out against His enemies. Do you honestly propose we pray against His Divine Will?

Therefore wait ye upon me, saith the LORD, until the day that I rise up to the prey:
for my determination is to gather the nations, that I may assemble the kingdoms,
to pour upon them mine indignation, even all my fierce anger:
for all the earth shall be devoured with the fire of my jealousy.
Zephaniah 3:8

I will also gather all nations, and will bring them down into the valley of Jehoshaphat,
and will plead with them there for my people and for my heritage Israel,
whom they have scattered among the nations, and parted my land.
Joel 3:2

Neither their silver nor their gold shall be able to deliver them in the day of the LORD'S wrath;
but the whole land shall be devoured by the fire of his jealousy:
for he shall make even a speedy riddance of all them that dwell in the land.
Zephaniah 1:18

And I will overthrow the throne of kingdoms, and I will destroy the strength of the kingdoms of the heathen;
and I will overthrow the chariots, and those that ride in them; and the horses and their riders shall come down,
every one by the sword of his brother.
Haggai 2:22


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you pray for them to be saved by Jesus Christ
Not if the Lord Almighty Himself doesn't want them.

Who hath saved us, and called us with an holy calling, not according to our works,
but according to his own purpose and grace, which was given us in Christ Jesus before the world began
2nd Timothy 1:9

But there are some of you that believe not. For Jesus knew from the
beginning who they were that believed not, and who should betray him.
And he said, Therefore said I unto you, that no man can come unto me,
except it were given unto him of my Father.
John 6:64-5

For there are certain men crept in unawares, who were before of old ordained to this condemnation,
ungodly men, turning the grace of our God into lasciviousness,
and denying the only Lord God, and our Lord Jesus Christ.
Jude 1:4


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as the Holy Bible states Love your enemies no matter what.
I dare you to find the verse in the Holy Bible that says, "Love your enemies no matter what."

Take as long as you need, dear.



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AND THATS ALL I HAVE TO SAY
Aw.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Thought I heard something. Must have been wind.


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Thought I heard something. Must have been wind.
No friend, you heard God whispering. Do as He instructs. Let yourself fall into His loving embrace and feel the warmth of His turgid thick Love envelope you in a rapture of eternal bliss.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 02-10-2015, 03:30 AM

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No friend, you heard God whispering. Do as He instructs. Let yourself fall into His loving embrace and feel the warmth of His turgid thick Love envelope you in a rapture of eternal bliss.
That sounds pretty ***removed innuendo***. Doesn't that mean your having ***disgusting sexural fantasies removed*** with God? I think you're literally saying that you're sticking your head and abdomen into God's ***more disgusting sexural fantasies removed***.

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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 02-10-2015, 03:42 AM

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That sounds pretty ***removed innuendo***. Doesn't that mean your having ***disgusting sexural fantasies removed*** with God? I think you're literally saying that you're sticking your head and abdomen into God's ***more disgusting sexural fantasies removed***.
You spelt sexural wrong smart one.
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 02-10-2015, 03:44 AM

Wow if they're gonna bash on someone they might as well spell correctly xD
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That sounds pretty ***removed innuendo***. Doesn't that mean your having ***disgusting sexural fantasies removed*** with God? I think you're literally saying that you're sticking your head and abdomen into God's ***more disgusting sexural fantasies removed***.
Hello, Miss Lover

Your username tells it all, doesn't it? You love an unreal game of fantasy and indulge in spiritual self-gratification. This is very different from the plan God had for you.

Matthew 22:37
Jesus said unto him, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind.


You were not supposed to love a video game but Jesus thy Lord with all thy heart.



Bad omens for you. More to come.

Our research on this vile game TF2 has yielded even more results. It seems that the evil soul-decomposing effects of this charade are leaking out into the real life of these 'gamers'? They are actually trying to live out the lives of these badly-developed characters by acting like them on the streets. Here's some pictorial proof.



Here we can see that, as explained in the opening post, it is always all about sodomy. Here these young youths are wielding the guns as ersatz tallywhackers or enormous size! What does this mean? It means that they have the wish of choosing the homer lifestyle that includes gigantic male organs, as secular science has revealed this: homers go for size! (Bogaert & Hershberger 1999: The Relation between sexual orientation and penile size. Arch. Sex. Behav. 28:213-221 gives you more data).

How different from the love of Jesus.


I suggest you repent and pray. As for now, Jesus has something to tell you:
Acts 8:21
Thou hast neither part nor lot in this matter: for thy heart is not right in the sight of God.



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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 02-10-2015, 04:04 AM

Can someone ban from this Hell Hole? Because it's obvious that all of you are listening to the voice of your massive imaginary friend that doesn't exist. It's like you guys talk to yourselves, super creepy. Also you all are killing my brain more than the video games you claim to be the whispers of the Devil. And honestly, If this is god, hell I'll run into the arms of Satan. Whoops sorry not sorry you ***removed potty language***.

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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 02-10-2015, 05:10 AM

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Can someone ban from this Hell Hole? Because it's obvious that all of you are listening to the voice of your massive imaginary friend that doesn't exist. It's like you guys talk to yourselves, super creepy. Also you all are killing my brain more than the video games you claim to be the whispers of the Devil. And honestly, If this is god, hell I'll run into the arms of Satan. Whoops sorry not sorry you ***removed potty language***.
Dear Hatemonger;

I'm sorry, but it is our policy NEVER to remove the account of an unsaved fool. Your belligerent hatemongering will remain for future unsaved scum to see and learn from for all eternity (or until Jesus returns to slay most of the earth, whichever comes first).

Jesus called you here for a reason, so you might rethink your selfish tantrum and stick around.

If you'd really like to remove yourself from our Godly forum, all you need to do is to click on that tiny red "x" in the upper righthand corner of your computer screen. Then close your computer, stand up, and walk away.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 02-12-2015, 03:30 AM

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Dear Hatemonger;

I'm sorry, but it is our policy NEVER to remove the account of an unsaved fool. Your belligerent hatemongering will remain for future unsaved scum to see and learn from for all eternity (or until Jesus returns to slay most of the earth, whichever comes first).

Jesus called you here for a reason, so you might rethink your selfish tantrum and stick around.

If you'd really like to remove yourself from our Godly forum, all you need to do is to click on that tiny red "x" in the upper righthand corner of your computer screen. Then close your computer, stand up, and walk away.

YIC,

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This coming from some guy who deletes any other proof or logic someone puts out there and immediately bans them for not agreeing with their opinion. What a joke.
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 02-12-2015, 03:35 AM

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This coming from some guy who deletes any other proof or logic someone puts out there and immediately bans them for not agreeing with their opinion. What a joke.
First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 02-12-2015, 03:37 AM

You are not wrong. I think some people take the game WAY too seriously and go over the top with it, but its no reason to complain about something if some kids want to go in a Halloween costume and burn in Hell. There's no changing stubborn people's opinions. But you have to understand, let some people have their views respectively unless its something ABSOLUTELY WITHOUT A DOUBT evil, such as satanism, some areas of atheism, and Muslims!
They dont really live their lives as the characters, but instead do it for fun in some American Expo I think called "Comic-con." Its where some of those retarded bronies and furries get together and talk about things they like.
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 02-12-2015, 03:40 AM

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You are not wrong. I think some people take the game WAY too seriously and go over the top with it, but its no reason to complain about something if some kids want to go in a Halloween costume and burn in Hell. There's no changing stubborn people's opinions. But you have to understand, let some people have their views respectively unless its something ABSOLUTELY WITHOUT A DOUBT evil, such as satanism, some areas of atheism, and Muslims!
They dont really live their lives as the characters, but instead do it for fun in some American Expo I think called "Comic-con." Its where some of those retarded bronies and furries get together and talk about things they like.
Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 02-12-2015, 03:55 AM

I will soon, however I cannot at the moment due to me not having enough time. I have to study for tests and I am getting distracted.
Why do you label me as a Communist? Serbia and its government fights wars and has been in over 5 of them in the past 100 years due to these kinds of problems, specifically World War 1 and the war between Albania and Serbia.



Why are you being racist? I am white, just as you are. Hell, our country is led by Tomislav Nikolić, the leader of the Progressive Party here. Fascists and Muslims are hated and are treated as you treated blacks. Long story short of our long period of enslavement by Turkey and the Ottoman Empire, we have a specific history dealing with these kinds of people.


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I will soon, however I cannot at the moment due to me not having enough time. I have to study for tests and I am getting distracted.
Why do you label me as a Communist? Serbia and its government fights wars and has been in over 5 of them in the past 100 years due to these kinds of problems, specifically World War 1 and the war between Albania and Serbia.



Why are you being racist? I am white, just as you are. Hell, our country is led by Tomislav Nikolić, the leader of the Progressive Party here. Fascists and Muslims are hated and are treated as you treated blacks. Long story short of our long period of enslavement by Turkey and the Ottoman Empire, we have a specific history dealing with these kinds of people.
A negroe by any other name is still the same. And please don't post false maps. A senior Pastor has already provided us with a highly accurate map of the known world.
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Fascists and Muslims are hated and are treated as you treated blacks.
You took them away from their fly infested huts, gave them clothes, language, food, and gainful employment? Nice of you.


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