[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by plsimagoodkid

im praying to satan right now

I do believe this one is actually getting stupider by the post.

The only evidence we have of Satan's existence is the Bible.

The Bible says that God not only created Satan, He controls all of Satan's actions (which, of course, are working for God's Ultimate Plan whatever Satan or anyone else may think at the time).

If you pray to Satan for something to happen, and it does, it could only be with God's approval (and God would only approve of things that are good for God's Ultimate Plan).

So by praying to Satan, you're actually working for God.

Idiot.

[Tinybrain]

Originally Posted by Jim Farmer

Not so quick to laugh at us, young lady.
From http://empirenews.net/colorado-teens...a-to-get-high/

Yes sir! You are so much of a Truce Christian!

[Walter Van Slyke]

Originally Posted by Tinybrain

Yes sir! You are so much of a Truce Christian!

What is a Truce Christian?

I realize that one needs to accept Christ like a child, but I presume that means one's intellectual capacity must at least exceed that of a box of Kleenex.

[harlotismymiddlename]

Originally Posted by revrggreen

(Offshoot from 'The Earth is Flat' thread)

If anything is a sign that scientists are in league with lucifer himself, you only need look at what scientists REALLY are.

Albert Einstein, Alexander Graham Bell, Stephen Hawking and many other scientists and inventors had severe retardations. Hawking, or the Anti-Christ as he is sometimes referred to by my followers, is the worst of these. He is repulsive, an abomination. All retardations are signs of witchcraft and alchemy. These scientists are nothing but abominations. Do not think they were sent by God, the Bible teaches us exactly where these twisted freaks come from. Genesis in particular warns us that during the forming of the earth, demons came down to earth and started raping the women here, and their children were born part-demon. These mongeloids are the long decendants of this twisted demon-spawn.

What does it tell us if many of these scientists have retardations, disorders and handicaps? That they are part-demon too.

Let me tell you a little something about retards. There is a great difference between unfortunate people injured in accidents that end up wheelchair-bound, and the demons born with spastic retardation which we consider evil incarnate.

You are truly ignorant if you think that these twisted malformed demons have always roamed among us. Down syndrome or mongolism, cerebal palsy, spina bifida and a great many other retardations only emerged in the last few hundred years. Just look at thalidomides, these man-made demons were first created in the 1960s by the evils of science and alchemy, pregnant women poisoned by blasphemous drugs that transformed their unborn children into twisted limbless monsters. Science will not stop in its evil pursuit to undo God, cloning humans, and trying to be a God will result in the ultimate punishment. These are not scientific advancements as people would have you believe. This is the work of the Devil, poisoning the world and creating monsters, weapons of mass destruction and spastic children.

Retards are brute beasts that shamelessly consume their own mucous the way vile dogs eat their own vomit. Their mind is of such a reprobate nature they are given to sexually gratifying themselves in public while their physically disabled cohorts take exorbitantly long periods of time to walk down narrow hallways, slowing the progress of those not despised by God and impeding their holy endeavors. Then you have their hearing-impaired cousins who talk in some foreign language that sounds like dolphin-speak. You think this is normal? They use some sort of hand-code to talk, and who knows what these freaks are signing? They could be saying 'F*ck Jesus', 'Worship Lucifer' or just about anything, and we can't hear a word of it. These 'tards are very devious.

Cripples, retards and people with learning disabilities are abominable to God, and are worthy only of death for their depraved slobbering, staggering, stammering ways. Why should they be given the best parking spaces? Why should we waste precious resources on wheelchairs and crutches? If it is God's will that they should not walk, then let them crawl like the snakes they are!

The Bible quite clearly teaches that these retards and quite repulsive in the eyes of God. Here is what Leviticus says about it.

21:16 And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,
21:17 Speak unto Aaron, saying, Whosoever he be of thy seed in their generations that hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God.
21:18 For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous,
21:19 Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded,
21:20 Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;
21:21 No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the LORD made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God.
21:22 He shall eat the bread of his God, both of the most holy, and of the holy.
21:23 Only he shall not go in unto the vail, nor come nigh unto the altar, and thuse desecrate my sanctuary

God can't stand the sight of blind or handicapped people. The blind, the lame, dwarfs, people with funny noses or blemishes, with damaged testicles, or broken hands or feet, crooked backs, or who have scurvy or scabs, or who have anything superfluous must not approach the altar of God i.e. The Church. All Churches that build cheelchair ramps and retard access for these freaks, when God quite clearly states they should NOT go anywhere near his Churches, will burn in Hellfire. They are disobeying a direct order of God.

God hates these retards, and the Malleus Maleifiarum (a book blessed and ordained by the Pope, when the Catholic Church wasn't out raping little kids, and used to 'cure' 9 million worthless witches) states quite clearly that these retards are part of Lucifer's army, his Children here on Earth. As God hates them, if we did not hate them too what kind of Christians would we be? We hate with pure righteous hatred, and Gods clear judgement, all who oppose and are hated by our God.

For more information, please purchase to our new book, 'The Retard Agenda', which will be available soon in all good Christian bookstores.

Rev RG Green
Parents Against Goth Organisation
God Hates Retards Forum Moderator
www.godhatesgoths.com

So since I have Tourette's syndrome, I am basically Satan's baby girl? Hmm, that's interesting, considering my mother and my father were the one's who concieved me, not the devil himself
Actually Down Sydrome is when part of chromosome #21 is translocated to another chromosome. It's science, not satanism.

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by crazyismymiddlename

...considering my mother and my father were the one's who concieved me, not the devil himself...

Were you there?

[John Creeser]

Originally Posted by crazyismymiddlename

So since I have Tourette's syndrome, I am basically Satan's baby girl? Hmm, that's interesting, considering my mother and my father were the one's who concieved me, not the devil himself
Actually Down Sydrome is when part of chromosome #21 is translocated to another chromosome. It's science, not satanism.

Well, it might not have been the devil himself that smited you with the retard. It might have been God Himself that smote you for something your great great great great grandfather did.

Genesis 20:5 Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;

Any ideas?

[harlotismymiddlename]

Originally Posted by John Creeser

Well, it might not have been the devil himself that smited you with the retard. It might have been God Himself that smote you for something your great great great great grandfather did.

Genesis 20:5 Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;

Any ideas?

Also, I'm not retarded, I'm highly intelligent and capable.

[John Creeser]

Originally Posted by crazyismymiddlename

Also, I'm not retarded, I'm highly intelligent and capable.

OK then. How many children did God kill by sicking two she bears on them? (don't use the google either, Jesus will know and He hates liars)

Proverbs 19:9 A false witness shall not be unpunished, and he that speaketh lies shall perish.

[harlotismymiddlename]

Originally Posted by John Creeser

OK then. How many children did God kill by sicking two she bears on them? (don't use the google either, Jesus will know and He hates liars)

Proverbs 19:9 A false witness shall not be unpunished, and he that speaketh lies shall perish.

I have not yet gotten to that part of the bible yet. (i'm currently reading it and am still on Genisis)

[Witch Hammer]

Originally Posted by crazyismymiddlename

I have not yet gotten to that part of the bible yet. (i'm currently reading it and am still on Genisis)

Read faster, sluggard. Maybe a hickory cane to the back would quicken your senses.Proverbs 26:3

[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by crazyismymiddlename

So since I have Tourette's syndrome, I am basically Satan's baby girl? Hmm, that's interesting, considering my mother and my father were the one's who concieved me, not the devil himself
Actually Down Sydrome is when part of chromosome #21 is translocated to another chromosome. It's science, not satanism.

Foul mouth is a characteristic of the jisim of Satan.
Were you present at the time of conception. No. Lying too, is a product of the Devil.
Science is the magical voodoo of Satan too.
Three strikes. No where is God part of the miracle, only the Devil.

Genesis 8:21And the Lord smelled a sweet savour; and the Lord said in his heart, I will not again curse the ground any more for man's sake; for the imagination of man's heart is evil from his youth; neither will I again smite any more every thing living, as I have done.

Psalm 51:5 Behold, I was shapen in iniquity; and in sin did my mother conceive me.

1st Kings 8:46 If they sin against thee, (for there is no man that sinneth not,) and thou be angry with them, and deliver them to the enemy, so that they carry them away captives unto the land of the enemy, far or near;

2nd Chronicles 6:36 If they sin against thee, (for there is no man which sinneth not,) and thou be angry with them, and deliver them over before their enemies, and they carry them away captives unto a land far off or near;

Proverbs 20:9 Who can say, I have made my heart clean, I am pure from my sin?

Ecclesiastes 7:20 For there is not a just man upon earth, that doeth good, and sinneth not.

Jeremiah 17:9 The heart is deceitful above all things, and desperately wicked: who can know it?

Mark 7:21 For from within, out of the heart of men, proceed evil thoughts, adulteries, fornications, murders,
Mark 7:22 Thefts, covetousness, wickedness, deceit, lasciviousness, an evil eye, blasphemy, pride, foolishness:
Mark 7:23 All these evil things come from within, and defile the man.

Luke 16:15 And he said unto them, Ye are they which justify yourselves before men; but God knoweth your hearts: for that which is highly esteemed among men is abomination in the sight of God.

Romans 3:10 As it is written, There is none righteous, no, not one:
Romans 3:11 There is none that understandeth, there is none that seeketh after God.
Romans 3:12 They are all gone out of the way, they are together become unprofitable; there is none that doeth good, no, not one.
Romans 3:13 Their throat is an open sepulchre; with their tongues they have used deceit; the poison of asps is under their lips:
Romans 3:14 Whose mouth is full of cursing and bitterness:
Romans 3:15 Their feet are swift to shed blood:
Romans 3:16 Destruction and misery are in their ways:
Romans 3:17 And the way of peace have they not known:
Romans 3:18 There is no fear of God before their eyes.

Romans 3:23 For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;

Romans 5:12 Wherefore, as by one man sin entered into the world, and death by sin; and so death passed upon all men, for that all have sinned:

Romans 6:20 For when ye were the servants of sin, ye were free from righteousness.

Romans 7:18 For I know that in me (that is, in my flesh,) dwelleth no good thing: for to will is present with me; but how to perform that which is good I find not.

1 Corinthians 2:14 But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.

Hebrews 3:10 Wherefore I was grieved with that generation, and said, They do always err in their heart ); and they have not known my ways. They shall not enter into my rest.


Now, show me where God tells us this 'tourettes' (sounds frenchie, you know what they are like!) is blessed by Him n His Holy Book.

[harlotismymiddlename]

Originally Posted by Witch Hammer

Read faster, sluggard. Maybe a hickory cane to the back would quicken your senses.Proverbs 26:3

I only get to read it once a week at my church and I misplaced my one at home

[harlotismymiddlename]

Originally Posted by James Hutchins

Foul mouth is a characteristic of the jisim of Satan.
Were you present at the time of conception. No. Lying too, is a product of the Devil.
Science is the magical voodoo of Satan too.
Three strikes. No where is God part of the miracle, only the Devil.

Genesis 8:21And the Lord smelled a sweet savour; and the Lord said in his heart, I will not again curse the ground any more for man's sake; for the imagination of man's heart is evil from his youth; neither will I again smite any more every thing living, as I have done.

Psalm 51:5 Behold, I was shapen in iniquity; and in sin did my mother conceive me.

1st Kings 8:46 If they sin against thee, (for there is no man that sinneth not,) and thou be angry with them, and deliver them to the enemy, so that they carry them away captives unto the land of the enemy, far or near;

2nd Chronicles 6:36 If they sin against thee, (for there is no man which sinneth not,) and thou be angry with them, and deliver them over before their enemies, and they carry them away captives unto a land far off or near;

Proverbs 20:9 Who can say, I have made my heart clean, I am pure from my sin?

Ecclesiastes 7:20 For there is not a just man upon earth, that doeth good, and sinneth not.

Jeremiah 17:9 The heart is deceitful above all things, and desperately wicked: who can know it?

Mark 7:21 For from within, out of the heart of men, proceed evil thoughts, adulteries, fornications, murders,
Mark 7:22 Thefts, covetousness, wickedness, deceit, lasciviousness, an evil eye, blasphemy, pride, foolishness:
Mark 7:23 All these evil things come from within, and defile the man.

Luke 16:15 And he said unto them, Ye are they which justify yourselves before men; but God knoweth your hearts: for that which is highly esteemed among men is abomination in the sight of God.

Romans 3:10 As it is written, There is none righteous, no, not one:
Romans 3:11 There is none that understandeth, there is none that seeketh after God.
Romans 3:12 They are all gone out of the way, they are together become unprofitable; there is none that doeth good, no, not one.
Romans 3:13 Their throat is an open sepulchre; with their tongues they have used deceit; the poison of asps is under their lips:
Romans 3:14 Whose mouth is full of cursing and bitterness:
Romans 3:15 Their feet are swift to shed blood:
Romans 3:16 Destruction and misery are in their ways:
Romans 3:17 And the way of peace have they not known:
Romans 3:18 There is no fear of God before their eyes.

Romans 3:23 For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;

Romans 5:12 Wherefore, as by one man sin entered into the world, and death by sin; and so death passed upon all men, for that all have sinned:

Romans 6:20 For when ye were the servants of sin, ye were free from righteousness.

Romans 7:18 For I know that in me (that is, in my flesh,) dwelleth no good thing: for to will is present with me; but how to perform that which is good I find not.

1 Corinthians 2:14 But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.

Hebrews 3:10 Wherefore I was grieved with that generation, and said, They do always err in their heart ); and they have not known my ways. They shall not enter into my rest.


Now, show me where God tells us this 'tourettes' (sounds frenchie, you know what they are like!) is blessed by Him n His Holy Book.

I do not swear uncontrollably. That is only part of the Tourette's population.
I never said I was present at the time of my conception.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Originally Posted by crazyismymiddlename

I only get to read it once a week at my church and I misplaced my one at home

Well fortunately you have an internet connection, so here is an online version that you cannot misplace.

[harlotismymiddlename]

Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey

Well fortunately you have an internet connection, so here is an online version that you cannot misplace.

I don't read the King James version, I read the regular.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by crazyismymiddlename

I don't read the King James version, I read the regular.

Stubbornness in the face of superior ways is a sure sign of retardism and demonic infestations, dear. I will pray for you, but honestly, I'm not sure the crust of sin is soft enough to let in the prayers of strangers. Even perfect ones. Nevertheless, I will pray for Jesus to whallop you upside the head with a Holy 2x4 the way He did for Saul/Paul! (When you get to that part, join your prayers to mine!)

Glory!

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by crazyismymiddlename

I don't read the King James version, I read the regular.

The "regular"?

Just what is that?

[harlotismymiddlename]

Originally Posted by Didymus Much

The "regular"?

Just what is that?

the one that isn't missing 7 books(the king james is)

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by crazyismymiddlename

the one that isn't missing 7 books(the king james is)

You're confused, dear. I'm not surprised, as any criminal organization that is efficient enough to brainwash billions of people into thinking their god lives in a cracker and wants to enter you through the stomach lining can surely convince them the Holy Bible has been chiseled away. Meanwhile, Pastor Zeke has a perfectly appropriate and Spirit Filled sermon on this very topic: Seven easy ways to tell the True Bible from the false ones.

Glory!

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

Originally Posted by crazyismymiddlename

I don't read the King James version, I read the regular.

Reading the BIBLE is not a visit to a gas station.



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