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Default Simple questions unsaved trash can't answer... - 10-10-2013, 01:11 AM

Unsaved trash like to come to our forum and act like they're smarter than us, but as we know, they aren't. Not only were they stupid enough to turn their backs on , but I have no doubt they can't even answer some simple questions!


If joos don't make the best lawyers, then why aren't they all in prison right now for killing ?

If we came from monkeys, then how did I get a pet loris?

If wetbacks aren't thieves, then why did I have to turn my maid in to the police for stealing water from my kitchen to drink?

If other planets exist, why didn't provide us ladders to get to them?

If global warming isn't a hoax, why are we still getting snow?


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Default Re: Simple questions unsaved trash can't answer... - 10-10-2013, 02:02 PM

Because they didn't Christ died on a gentile cross, a white European cross.

We didn't come from monkeys but if the loris is a dog it's defended from wolves

Because you didn't give her water

Because there's no oxygen or food

Because it's global warming not an evil heat ray

There's no such thing as a Jew or wetback

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Default Re: Simple questions unsaved trash can't answer... - 10-10-2013, 03:10 PM

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We didn't come from monkeys but if the loris is a dog it's defended from wolves
What????



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Default Re: Simple questions unsaved trash can't answer... - 10-10-2013, 03:27 PM

is that a loris because if so they look like terrified eye-eye
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Default Re: Simple questions unsaved trash can't answer... - 10-10-2013, 04:22 PM

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Because it's global warming not an evil heat ray
So global warming doesn't melt snow?

You're one hoax behind by the way. The latest trend is global cooling:

And now it's global COOLING! Return of Arctic ice cap as it grows by ...

The scientists spewing all this nonsense think we are too stupid to notice they switch tune every 5 years.


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Default Re: Simple questions unsaved trash can't answer... - 10-10-2013, 04:31 PM

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So global warming doesn't melt snow?

You're one hoax behind by the way. The latest trend is global cooling:

And now it's global COOLING! Return of Arctic ice cap as it grows by ...

The scientists spewing all this nonsense think we are too stupid to notice they switch tune every 5 years.
i seriously hope you're joking, global cooling is what happens when global warming gets severe enough that it shifts ocean currents and the warm currents that spur meteorological activity shift lower in the ocean causing the weather patterns to shift. that's the danger is the weather patterns freaking out, we've already been seeing it for years, luckily we've pumped so much toxins into the air it's actually starting to shield us from the suns rays and slow the effects.
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Default Re: Simple questions unsaved trash can't answer... - 10-10-2013, 05:55 PM

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There's no such thing as a Jew


We don't take kindly to anti-semites around here. If there's no such thing as a Jew, then who killed ?


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We don't take kindly to anti-semites around here. If there's no such thing as a Jew, then who killed ?
I meant joo and also the Romans killed Christ and the Pharisees and Sadducees had them do it both of whom are not true jews
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Default Re: Simple questions unsaved trash can't answer... - 10-10-2013, 06:13 PM

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...the Pharisees and Sadducees had them do it both of whom are not true jews
Now you're the one who determines who is a True Jew™?


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Now you're the one who determines who is a True Jew™?
This is refreshing I can't stand hateful Christians but wise cracking atheists are a familiar site. No Jesus the king of the Jews did when he said they were of the devil
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Default Re: Simple questions unsaved trash can't answer... - 10-10-2013, 06:29 PM

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...No Jesus the king of the Jews...
An epithet applied to Him by the Romans (not the Jews), so how much validity did it have?

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Which makes them different from all other Jews, just how?


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An epithet applied to Him by the Romans (not the Jews), so how much validity did it have?



Which makes them different from all other Jews, just how?
you know this question has bugged me for quite a while, clearly you're one of these people but you're arbitrary label reads atheist, what did you do to distinguish you as a marginaly sane person, cause im guessing you either helped a drowning hispanic or refused to rape a black woman
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you know this question has bugged me for quite a while, clearly you're one of these people but you're arbitrary label reads atheist, what did you do to distinguish you as a marginaly sane person, cause im guessing you either helped a drowning hispanic or refused to rape a black woman
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2. He's not "marginally sane." He has read the Holy Bible, yet he refuses to follow it. Nobody who declines to see the Truth™ can be described as "sane." We keep him around in hope that he'll finally repent and accept . However, it seems that you'll be meeting him again in .
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1. I don't think Didymus is an "arbitrary label."
2. He's not "marginally sane." He has read the Holy Bible, yet he refuses to follow it. Nobody who declines to see the Truth™ can be described as "sane." We keep him around in hope that he'll finally repent and accept . However, it seems that you'll be meeting him again in .
you're right what i meant was if you people don't like him clearly he's not all bad, i mean if the enemy of my enemy is my friend what does that make the punching bag of God's enemy
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Why do unsaved trash sinners insist on taking threads off topic?


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Default Re: Simple questions unsaved trash can't answer... - 10-11-2013, 03:36 AM

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Why do unsaved trash sinners insist on taking threads off topic?
Because they take orders from satan, sister M&M. To them, East is West, right is left, and love is hate. The unsaved are so deeply lost that they don't know which way is up.



Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Simple questions unsaved trash can't answer... - 10-12-2013, 08:03 PM

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If we came from monkeys, then how did I get a pet loris?
Don't be too sure, Mrs. Whitford, some of them Negroes look like direct descendants of Digit the Gorilla.




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