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Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
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Simple questions unsaved trash can't answer... -
10-10-2013, 01:11 AM
Unsaved trash like to come to our forum and act like they're smarter than us, but as we know, they aren't. Not only were they stupid enough to turn their backs on , but I have no doubt they can't even answer some simple questions!
If joos don't make the best lawyers, then why aren't they all in prison right now for killing ?
If we came from monkeys, then how did I get a pet loris?
If wetbacks aren't thieves, then why did I have to turn my maid in to the police for stealing water from my kitchen to drink?
If other planets exist, why didn't provide us ladders to get to them?
If global warming isn't a hoax, why are we still getting snow?
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Unsaved trash, "Christian" who doesn't know the Bible
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Re: Simple questions unsaved trash can't answer... -
10-10-2013, 02:02 PM
Because they didn't Christ died on a gentile cross, a white European cross.
We didn't come from monkeys but if the loris is a dog it's defended from wolves
Because you didn't give her water
Because there's no oxygen or food
Because it's global warming not an evil heat ray
There's no such thing as a Jew or wetback
And I don't appreciate being arbitrarily labeled unsaved trash for not being hateful enough
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Re: Simple questions unsaved trash can't answer... -
10-10-2013, 03:10 PM
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Originally Posted by dudemon223
We didn't come from monkeys but if the loris is a dog it's defended from wolves
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What????
2 Timothy 3:16
All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
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Unsaved trash, "Christian" who doesn't know the Bible
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Re: Simple questions unsaved trash can't answer... -
10-10-2013, 03:27 PM
is that a loris because if so they look like terrified eye-eye
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Re: Simple questions unsaved trash can't answer... -
10-10-2013, 04:22 PM
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Originally Posted by dudemon223
Because it's global warming not an evil heat ray
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So global warming doesn't melt snow?
You're one hoax behind by the way. The latest trend is global cooling:
And now it's global COOLING! Return of Arctic ice cap as it grows by ...
The scientists spewing all this nonsense think we are too stupid to notice they switch tune every 5 years.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Simple questions unsaved trash can't answer... -
10-10-2013, 04:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man
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i seriously hope you're joking, global cooling is what happens when global warming gets severe enough that it shifts ocean currents and the warm currents that spur meteorological activity shift lower in the ocean causing the weather patterns to shift. that's the danger is the weather patterns freaking out, we've already been seeing it for years, luckily we've pumped so much toxins into the air it's actually starting to shield us from the suns rays and slow the effects.
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Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
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Re: Simple questions unsaved trash can't answer... -
10-10-2013, 05:55 PM
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Originally Posted by dudemon223
There's no such thing as a Jew
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We don't take kindly to anti-semites around here. If there's no such thing as a Jew, then who killed ?
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Re: Simple questions unsaved trash can't answer... -
10-10-2013, 06:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Mrs. Mary Whitford
We don't take kindly to anti-semites around here. If there's no such thing as a Jew, then who killed ?
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I meant joo and also the Romans killed Christ and the Pharisees and Sadducees had them do it both of whom are not true jews
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Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
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Re: Simple questions unsaved trash can't answer... -
10-10-2013, 06:13 PM
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Originally Posted by dudemon223
...the Pharisees and Sadducees had them do it both of whom are not true jews
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Now you're the one who determines who is a True Jew™?
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Re: Simple questions unsaved trash can't answer... -
10-10-2013, 06:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Didymus Much
Now you're the one who determines who is a True Jew™?
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This is refreshing I can't stand hateful Christians but wise cracking atheists are a familiar site. No Jesus the king of the Jews did when he said they were of the devil
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Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
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Re: Simple questions unsaved trash can't answer... -
10-10-2013, 06:29 PM
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Originally Posted by dudemon223
...No Jesus the king of the Jews...
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An epithet applied to Him by the Romans (not the Jews), so how much validity did it have?
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...did when he said they were of the devil
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Which makes them different from all other Jews, just how?
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Re: Simple questions unsaved trash can't answer... -
10-11-2013, 02:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Didymus Much
An epithet applied to Him by the Romans (not the Jews), so how much validity did it have?
Which makes them different from all other Jews, just how?
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you know this question has bugged me for quite a while, clearly you're one of these people but you're arbitrary label reads atheist, what did you do to distinguish you as a marginaly sane person, cause im guessing you either helped a drowning hispanic or refused to rape a black woman
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Re: Simple questions unsaved trash can't answer... -
10-11-2013, 02:30 AM
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Originally Posted by dudemon223
you know this question has bugged me for quite a while, clearly you're one of these people but you're arbitrary label reads atheist, what did you do to distinguish you as a marginaly sane person, cause im guessing you either helped a drowning hispanic or refused to rape a black woman
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1. I don't think Didymus is an "arbitrary label."
2. He's not "marginal ly sane." He has read the Holy Bible, yet he refuses to follow it. Nobody who declines to see the Truth™ can be described as "sane." We keep him around in hope that he'll finally repent and accept . However, it seems that you'll be meeting him again in .
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Re: Simple questions unsaved trash can't answer... -
10-11-2013, 02:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Basilissa
1. I don't think Didymus is an "arbitrary label."
2. He's not "marginal ly sane." He has read the Holy Bible, yet he refuses to follow it. Nobody who declines to see the Truth™ can be described as "sane." We keep him around in hope that he'll finally repent and accept . However, it seems that you'll be meeting him again in .
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you're right what i meant was if you people don't like him clearly he's not all bad, i mean if the enemy of my enemy is my friend what does that make the punching bag of God's enemy
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Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
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Re: Simple questions unsaved trash can't answer... -
10-11-2013, 03:31 AM
Why do unsaved trash sinners insist on taking threads off topic?
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Re: Simple questions unsaved trash can't answer... -
10-11-2013, 03:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Mrs. Mary Whitford
Why do unsaved trash sinners insist on taking threads off topic?
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Because they take orders from satan, sister M&M. To them, East is West, right is left, and love is hate. The unsaved are so deeply lost that they don't know which way is up.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Simple questions unsaved trash can't answer... -
10-12-2013, 08:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Mrs. Mary Whitford
If we came from monkeys, then how did I get a pet loris?
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Don't be too sure, Mrs. Whitford, some of them Negroes look like direct descendants of Digit the Gorilla.
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