Books that deserve the fire

[LaQrundrellia]

The other day I found an old book on the sidewalk called "Faust" by Goethe and it was all about the devil speaking to some gay biology student in Paris.

I quickly put it in my George Foreman grill and ate me a hamburger on it.

Next time I need me some kindlin what are some other books I should use?

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: Books that deserve the fire

All books containg curious arts (magic/sorcery/witchcraft) deserves the fire, God loves book burning

Acts 19:19
Many of them also which used curious arts brought their books together, and burned them before all men: and they counted the price of them, and found it fifty thousand pieces of silver.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Books that deserve the fire

I've found the Q'ran to make an excellent fire for Rack of Lamb

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Books that deserve the fire

hmm we really should update the Summer Burning List for Landover.

Books I want to burn

FIFTY SHADES OF GREY, by E. L. James. Why This Book Needs to Burn; sexual depravity, femnazis and moral ambiguity.

SLAMMED, by Colleen Hoover. Why This Book Needs to Burn lesbainism, sodomy, emmo poetry

I, MICHAEL BENNETT, by James Patterson and Michael Ledwidge Why This Book Needs to Burn; socialism

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Books that deserve the fire

The "His Dark Materials" trilogy by Phillip Pullman!

The Golden Compass
The Subtle Knife
The Amber Spyglass

What's dark about them? These horrifying books are about killing God, and promoting a multi-universe concept and pantheism, suggesting dark matter is intelligent!

Disgusting.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Books that deserve the fire

I'll suggest the "Hunger Games" series of books, which I've heard are filled with children complaining about their chores.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: Books that deserve the fire

I would also suggest burning the Queeran, the Torah, the Buddha Book (or whatever book the Buddhists worships), the Hindoo Book (or whatever book the Hindoos worships), the Book of Mormon and all false Bible translations.

[TheAlaskanDopeAddict]

Re: Books that deserve the fire

God loves book burning

[Didymus Much]

Re: Books that deserve the fire

Seriously? Then how are you any better than they are?

Or was that "just a joke"? A feeble attempt to shock?

Psalm 119:165 "Great peace have they which love thy law: and nothing shall offend them"

Keep trying, if your intent is get banned, or take this opportunity to learn something (oh, the horror).

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Books that deserve the fire

More books to burn

IN THE GARDEN OF BEASTS, by Erik Larson.
Why it should be burned: communism and incest.

OUTLIERS, by Malcolm Gladwell.
Why it should be burned: claims success is due to luck, not God.

HOW TO BE A WOMAN, by Caitlin Moran.
Why it should be burned: Rabbid femnazi attack on hetroexuality

THE NEW JIM CROW, by Michelle Alexander.
Why it should be burned: racism against whites.

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: Books that deserve the fire

Is it the King James Bible on the picture? The only true Bible is the KJV, all others are false. If it's the KJV that is burning on that picture, then you are in for some serious trouble with Jesus. And yes, God loves book burning, when it comes to books He hates of course, and so do we here at LBC.

[LaQrundrellia]

Re: Books that deserve the fire

Today I had a pot luck and burned me the following:

Ebony magazines
Sports Illustrated
Harry Potter DVDs (it kinda made my burgers taste intersting)
Glamour
and "Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire"

The last one done burnt for an hour.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Books that deserve the fire

I burned Ayn Rand's "Atlas Sneezed", or whatever the title of that unending rant of God-mockery is.

You know, the one Paul Ryan makes all his staffers read, to see if they can stay awake through stacks of senseless drivel.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Books that deserve the fire

Today I had a pot luck and burned me the following:

Ebony magazines
Sports Illustrated
Harry Potter DVDs (it kinda made my burgers taste intersting)
Glamour
and "Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire"

The last one done burnt for an hour.

Godly list LQurndrella,

Gibbon is the biggest secret liberal of the 18th Century after that commie Adam Smith. Why anyone is allowed to print his horrid book is beyond me. Gibbon should be listed under the Mouth Pieces of Satan list with Darwin and Marx.

I would also like to suggest you add Forbes and The New Yorker to your magazine burning.

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: Books that deserve the fire

Some other books that needs a burning:

- All books by Astrid Lindgren (reason: feminazism, witchcraft, Danish socialist propaganda)
- Watership Down, by Richard Adams (reason: talking animals, enviornmental propaganda)
- The Da Vinci Code, by Dan Brown (reason: claiming that Jesus was a fornicator)
- The Lorax, by Dr. Seuss (Soviet style enviornmental anti-American propaganda)