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Default Perverts Panic; Sex Toys Hacked - 02-01-2015, 05:36 PM

THIS story should serve as yet another reason to avoid sinning with electronic devices. All the liberals and queers use them, and now they're in quite a fix. It seems that some anarchist punk kids have figured out how to hack into the computerized innards of their sex toys. Christians never have problems like that.

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Sex toy HACKING fears as security experts warn strangers could take control of kinky devices

Sex toy HACKING fears as security experts warn strangers could take control of kinky devices

Internet-connected sex toys are at risk of cyber attacks which could allow strangers to take control of them, a security firm has warned.

'Cyberdildonics' are set to be the next pioneering step in sex toys, allowing users to share sexual sensations across the internet.

But a firm which guards against cyber attacks has said the toys are easily accessed - including one which captures video.

Most of the products work by connecting with a smartphone app which allows them to be controlled remotely.

They are intended to be used in circumstances such as long-distance relationships, so someone on one side of the world could control their partner's pleasure on the other.

But Joe Bursell, of Pen Test Partners, said his company doesn't recommend anybody investing in cyberdildonics because of the inherent security threat.

He said: "If an attacker could intercept the devices communications they could portray their victim as a monumentally inept in the stimulation department, which would be hilarious and tragic in equal measure.

"We have some early research in to one of these that indicates that video of rather personal interaction with sex toy is stored in weakly protected removable storage."

Websites such as lovepalz.com already allow users to meet like-minded people to 'control' their sex toys over the internet.

Testing toys from Lovense, Ken Munro from Pen Test Partners told Forbes Magazine: "There was no apparent encryption during the registration process, meaning anyone snooping on the line could get hold of login information."

With Android devices, videos are stored in the removable storage of the device.

Mr Munro added: "It doesn’t take much to realise that in the event of a lost, stolen or sold phone, that’s potentially naked selfie masturbation videos."
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Default Re: Perverts Panic; Sex Toys Hacked - 02-07-2015, 06:07 PM

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THIS story should serve as yet another reason to avoid sinning with electronic devices. All the liberals and queers use them, and now they're in quite a fix. It seems that some anarchist punk kids have figured out how to hack into the computerized innards of their sex toys. Christians never have problems like that.



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Thank you for spreading the news of such vile practice. You truly are an inspiration to all good Christians. Would you suggest I burn my sex toys as unfortunately before I found the KJV Bible I did use these by myself and whilst engaging in fornication with others. how is best to dispose of them?
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Default Re: Perverts Panic; Sex Toys Hacked - 02-08-2015, 05:58 AM

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Thank you for spreading the news of such vile practice. You truly are an inspiration to all good Christians. Would you suggest I burn my sex toys as unfortunately before I found the KJV Bible I did use these by myself and whilst engaging in fornication with others. how is best to dispose of them?
Now don't be so hasty. I'd like to see photographs of these toys so that I might understand how they were used to serve satan. Please contact me via my confidential email link below.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Perverts Panic; Sex Toys Hacked - 02-08-2015, 06:06 AM

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With Android devices, videos are stored in the removable storage of the device.
This reads like part of the instructions for the android sex device.


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Default Re: Perverts Panic; Sex Toys Hacked - 02-08-2015, 04:30 PM

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Now don't be so hasty. I'd like to see photographs of these toys so that I might understand how they were used to serve satan. Please contact me via my confidential email link below.
Thank you Pastor, I will send you pictures of these instruments of Satan
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With all of the talk of the new "droids" that will be in the air and now this revelation as to computer control, i am afraid the homosexuals will send their sex toys after us to hover and then attack is no one safe?


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