[Pastor Ezekiel]

The Godly Washington Times published THIS survey today, which reveals that the average American doesn't see much difference between the Mormon cult and the Mudslime cult. Which makes Mitt Romney and Barrack Obama tied for last place in the upcoming elections, Praise Jesus!

Public split on Muslims, Mormons

Americans" attitudes about Muslims are more negative now than in years past, while a slim majority of the public expresses a favorable view of Mormons, according to a national religious poll released yesterday.

"I think the main find in this survey is the fact that the public holds such mixed views of Islam and Mormonism," said Gregory Smith, research fellow for the Pew Forum on Religion and Public Life.

The survey indicated that about 43 percent of Americans say they have a favorable opinion of Muslims, while 35 percent express a negative view. Opinions of Muslims were more positive in 2004, with 48 percent favorable and 32 percent unfavorable.

As in previous surveys, Muslim Americans are seen more positively than Muslims overall; however, opinions of Muslim Americans have also become more negative.

A mere 53 percent of the public expresses "a favorable view of Mormons, while 27 percent view Mormons unfavorably," stated the survey released by the Pew Research Center for the People and the Press and the Pew Forum on Religion and Public Life.

"Among white evangelical Protestants, just 46 percent have a positive impression of Mormons, while 39 percent have an unfavorable opinion."

Mr. Smith was also intrigued by the fact that about 31 percent of Americans say that Mormonism is not a Christian religion.

Only 31%? I'd have guessed 90%. They think salamanders talked to Joseph Smith for crying out loud!

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

They think salamanders talked to Joseph Smith for crying out loud!

Really? How preposterous. There's absolutely no way a salamander could articulate speech with such tiny lungs and primitive mouthparts.

On the other hand, the donkey is practically hand-tailored for talking, which makes the story of Balaam and the talking donkey completely believable.

[Sister Noddy]

Originally Posted by Virginia D. Templeton

Really? How preposterous. There's absolutely no way a salamander could articulate speech with such tiny lungs and primitive mouthparts.

On the other hand, the donkey is practically hand-tailored for talking, which makes the story of Balaam and the talking donkey completely believable.

True, a donkey's tongue, teeth and lips are ideal for articulating human speech, especially Jesus's favorite language English, and probably donkeys can talk but most of em just don't choose to do so when we are are around them ...

... just one more GODLY fact that shows us the Bible is literally God's truth!

You preach it, Sister Virginia, praise!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Come to think of it, the mooselimbs are pretty similar to the believers in the LSD Church and the Book of Moron. They both claim to believe in Jesus Christ, although they both teach heretical things about Him. They both say that the Bible was originally true but has since been "corrupted" and can now be trusted only insofar as it agrees with their satanically inspired "holy" books. They both show a rather unseemly fascination with very young girls.

But most importantly, they both mix a little bit of doctrine stolen from True Christianity™ with a lot of nonsense from "holy" books that contradict both themselves and the world that we see around us. I do wish they would put down those "holy" books, stop believing in such ludicrous fairy tailes, and read the truths contained in the King James Bible instead.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

I know I have seen literally thousands of donkeys singing their praises to Jesus. I know that whenever a collection of asses open their mouths, it sounds a lot like Landover's own 200+ member choir .

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Originally Posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.

I know I have seen literally thousands of donkeys singing their praises to Jesus. I know that whenever a collection of asses open their mouths, it sounds a lot like Landover's own 200+ member choir .

Amen Brother!! A-M-E-N!!!!

We ARE afterall, GOD'S Favorite Chior!

GLORY!

[lilith]

"the average American doesn't see much difference between the Mormon cult and the Mudslime cult."

The average American is clearly uneducated. Or lacking somewhat in the brains department.

[Al Shipton]

With so many people of diverse backgrounds vying for power this may seem like a frightening time. You may think that some would be enjoying the fact that there are minorities running for President, but dont jump to such conclusions to quickly.
I dont think we should worry too much about Romney he's a temporary situation. Those of us who really believe in God will defeat him. And as for Obama Osama whatever dont be cajoled or intimidated by him either. That Unca Tom is a jew lovin pimp.

[Sister Noddy]

Originally Posted by Al Shipton

And as for Obama Osama whatever dont be cajoled or intimidated by him either. That Unca Tom is a jew lovin pimp.

Oh we are not fooled by shady bama-sama doin's

[Bryan Tamariki]

Originally Posted by lilith

"the average American doesn't see much difference between the Mormon cult and the Mudslime cult."

The average American is clearly uneducated. Or lacking somewhat in the brains department.

Ultimately there is NO DIFFERENCE! The followers of both cults are Unsaved Trash who will end up in Hell.