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Mormons, Mudslimes Roughly The Same -
09-27-2007, 02:14 PM
The Godly Washington Times published THIS survey today, which reveals that the average American doesn't see much difference between the Mormon cult and the Mudslime cult. Which makes Mitt Romney and Barrack Obama tied for last place in the upcoming elections, Praise Jesus!
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Public split on Muslims, Mormons
Americans" attitudes about Muslims are more negative now than in years past, while a slim majority of the public expresses a favorable view of Mormons, according to a national religious poll released yesterday.
"I think the main find in this survey is the fact that the public holds such mixed views of Islam and Mormonism," said Gregory Smith, research fellow for the Pew Forum on Religion and Public Life.
The survey indicated that about 43 percent of Americans say they have a favorable opinion of Muslims, while 35 percent express a negative view. Opinions of Muslims were more positive in 2004, with 48 percent favorable and 32 percent unfavorable.
As in previous surveys, Muslim Americans are seen more positively than Muslims overall; however, opinions of Muslim Americans have also become more negative.
A mere 53 percent of the public expresses "a favorable view of Mormons, while 27 percent view Mormons unfavorably," stated the survey released by the Pew Research Center for the People and the Press and the Pew Forum on Religion and Public Life.
"Among white evangelical Protestants, just 46 percent have a positive impression of Mormons, while 39 percent have an unfavorable opinion."
Mr. Smith was also intrigued by the fact that about 31 percent of Americans say that Mormonism is not a Christian religion.
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Only 31%? I'd have guessed 90%. They think salamanders talked to Joseph Smith for crying out loud!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Mormons, Mudslimes Roughly The Same -
09-27-2007, 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
They think salamanders talked to Joseph Smith for crying out loud!
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Really? How preposterous. There's absolutely no way a salamander could articulate speech with such tiny lungs and primitive mouthparts.
On the other hand, the donkey is practically hand-tailored for talking, which makes the story of Balaam and the talking donkey completely believable.
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Re: Mormons, Mudslimes Roughly The Same -
09-27-2007, 02:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Virginia D. Templeton
Really? How preposterous. There's absolutely no way a salamander could articulate speech with such tiny lungs and primitive mouthparts.
On the other hand, the donkey is practically hand-tailored for talking, which makes the story of Balaam and the talking donkey completely believable.
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True, a donkey's tongue, teeth and lips are ideal for articulating human speech, especially Jesus's favorite language English, and probably donkeys can talk but most of em just don't choose to do so when we are are around them ...
... just one more GODLY fact that shows us the Bible is literally God's truth!
You preach it, Sister Virginia, praise!
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Re: Mormons, Mudslimes Roughly The Same -
09-27-2007, 03:09 PM
Come to think of it, the mooselimbs are pretty similar to the believers in the LSD Church and the Book of Moron. They both claim to believe in Jesus Christ, although they both teach heretical things about Him. They both say that the Bible was originally true but has since been "corrupted" and can now be trusted only insofar as it agrees with their satanically inspired "holy" books. They both show a rather unseemly fascination with very young girls.
But most importantly, they both mix a little bit of doctrine stolen from True Christianity™ with a lot of nonsense from "holy" books that contradict both themselves and the world that we see around us. I do wish they would put down those "holy" books, stop believing in such ludicrous fairy tailes, and read the truths contained in the King James Bible instead.
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Re: Mormons, Mudslimes Roughly The Same -
09-27-2007, 03:10 PM
I know I have seen literally thousands of donkeys singing their praises to Jesus. I know that whenever a collection of asses open their mouths, it sounds a lot like Landover's own 200+ member choir .
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Re: Mormons, Mudslimes Roughly The Same -
09-27-2007, 03:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
I know I have seen literally thousands of donkeys singing their praises to Jesus. I know that whenever a collection of asses open their mouths, it sounds a lot like Landover's own 200+ member choir .
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Amen Brother!! A-M-E-N!!!!
We ARE afterall, GOD'S Favorite Chior!
GLORY!
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Re: Mormons, Mudslimes Roughly The Same -
09-28-2007, 03:00 AM
"the average American doesn't see much difference between the Mormon cult and the Mudslime cult."
The average American is clearly uneducated. Or lacking somewhat in the brains department.
In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.
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Re: Mormons, Mudslimes Roughly The Same -
10-01-2007, 04:56 AM
With so many people of diverse backgrounds vying for power this may seem like a frightening time. You may think that some would be enjoying the fact that there are minorities running for President, but dont jump to such conclusions to quickly.
I dont think we should worry too much about Romney he's a temporary situation. Those of us who really believe in God will defeat him. And as for Obama Osama whatever dont be cajoled or intimidated by him either. That Unca Tom is a jew lovin pimp.
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Re: Mormons, Mudslimes Roughly The Same -
10-01-2007, 06:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Al Shipton
And as for Obama Osama whatever dont be cajoled or intimidated by him either. That Unca Tom is a jew lovin pimp.
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Oh we are not fooled by shady bama-sama doin's
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Re: Mormons, Mudslimes Roughly The Same -
10-01-2007, 07:23 AM
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Originally Posted by lilith
"the average American doesn't see much difference between the Mormon cult and the Mudslime cult."
The average American is clearly uneducated. Or lacking somewhat in the brains department.
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Ultimately there is NO DIFFERENCE! The followers of both cults are Unsaved Trash who will end up in Hell.
Joshua 24:15
And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.
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