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Default Get out of the Bush!! - 09-21-2007, 08:18 PM

Why is bush not doing anything about these fu**king illegal immigrants invading the u.s? He rather spend a $1000.0000.000 on weapons to destroy iraq and then spend another billion to build the piffleing place back up. Is this man a psycho or is he just plain evil?
This pathetic nut case calls himself a christian when really he's not! almost every pastor in america believes this guy is a real christian, but he isn't! he claims that the reason he this war is going on is because he doesn't want it to come to here when really he's just after the oil. WHAT is wrong with white people?? first they come to africa and steal all our goodies (i.e, diamond, gold,platnumetc.) and now that we've been striped they want to steal oil from the mid-east.


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Default Re: Get out of the Bush!! - 09-21-2007, 08:24 PM

Jon,

Were is your Christian compassion? There are hard working Christians like Jeb and Brother Montague who are over an barrel and being raped by unions full of lazy American workers. Jesus has chosen to help these oppressed good Christians with His Guest Worker program.

Jon, Bush was anointed to the Presidency by Jesus Himself. That is the only way you can explain Bush’s elections. Bush is certainly doing the Christian thing by driving those worthless, commie union bums out of work by off-shoring their jobs or filling them with below minimum wage illegal immigrants.

Shame on you for doubting Christ’s will in this Jon.



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Default Re: Get out of the Bush!! - 09-21-2007, 08:44 PM

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WHAT is wrong with white people?? first they come to africa and steal all our goodies (i.e, diamond, gold,platnumetc.) and now that we've been striped they want to steal oil from the mid-east.
Look you lazy Hamite, if it weren't for us white people..
You wouldn't know how to drill oil, mine gold, or any such.

You'd still grow your own food (and too little of it) and live in mud-huts..
Oh wait, you still do! Cause Africa can't do jack without the white man's help.
And why? Because you are a bunch of lazy fools who hate America and the principles it was founded on:
Christianity, hard work, freedom & ingenuity.


Of course, the fact that you are lazy and silly..
And has a diet consisting of watermelon, 40'z, and fried chicken..
That can't really be blamed on you personally since you are cursed by God and all -
But you can atleast stop being such a racist, against both whites and mexican'ts, cause that's not tolerated here in God's forum.

After all, atleast the damned mexicant's work.. Even if they want to get paid WAY too much!
You however, simply spend your days stealing pies, raping women, and "hanging out" on the street corners.

Better accept Christ now, fool.
For only He can cure you of the curse of Ham.


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Exclamation Re: Get out of the Bush!! - 09-24-2007, 05:10 PM

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Look you lazy Hamite, if it weren't for us white people..
You wouldn't know how to drill oil, mine gold, or any such.

You'd still grow your own food (and too little of it) and live in mud-huts..
Oh wait, you still do! Cause Africa can't do jack without the white man's help.
And why? Because you are a bunch of lazy fools who hate America and the principles it was founded on:
Christianity, hard work, freedom & ingenuity.


Of course, the fact that you are lazy and silly..
And has a diet consisting of watermelon, 40'z, and fried chicken..
That can't really be blamed on you personally since you are cursed by God and all -
But you can atleast stop being such a racist, against both whites and mexican'ts, cause that's not tolerated here in God's forum.

After all, atleast the damned mexicant's work.. Even if they want to get paid WAY too much!
You however, simply spend your days stealing pies, raping women, and "hanging out" on the street corners.

Better accept Christ now, fool.
For only He can cure you of the curse of Ham.

watermelon? chicken? 40'z ??? what in the world are you talking about?
Are you trying to refer to african americans? well i'm not them, I am Ethiopian. %100 Ethiopian. I don't steal pies, rape women or hang out on the street corner. Us ethiopian have more sence you black americans and racist white people like yourself. The reason black people are like this is because white people made them that way. You whites messed those people up. thats why they have a reputation of being violent and lazy and don't want to get an education. Thats why they are feared by all peoples of all nationalities. you name it: whites,mexicans,chinese,indians, arabs and some of the islanders. Only the Jamaicans aren't afraid of them. They are fed up with white people trying to keep them down by any means possible.

Anmyone reading this post, I recommend you get the book: "myth of a Christian nation". It will show you that you white poeple were never really true christians. A Christian means to be Christlike and this country was never christlike. Jesus never had slaves, never wanted power, was never king, never started wars, never dominated or colonized countries. white america is contrary to Jesus Christ and was never (as a nation) Christlike. Satan is the ruler of the world and his throne is in the U.S.
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Default Re: Get out of the Bush!! - 09-24-2007, 05:14 PM

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watermelon? chicken? 40'z ??? what in the world are you talking about?
Are you trying to refer to african americans? well i'm not them, I am Ethiopian. %100 Ethiopian. I don't steal pies, rape women or hang out on the street corner. Us ethiopian have more sence you black americans and racist white people like yourself.
What in the name of our Precious Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ are you talking about Even Van Hellbop makes more sense than you!


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The reason black people are like this is because white people made them that way. You whites messed those people up. thats why they have a reputation of being violent and lazy and don't want to get an education. Thats why they are feared by all peoples of all nationalities. you name it: whites,mexicans,chinese,indians, arabs and some of the islanders. Only the Jamaicans aren't afraid of them. They are fed up with white people trying to keep them down by any means possible.
"Friend", we do NOT tolerate racism here. I am recommending that you receive a healthy portion of infraction points for such insensitivity towards those made in Jesus' image.

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Are you trying to refer to african americans? well i'm not them, I am Ethiopian. %100 Ethiopian.
So are you around 60% of the size of a normal person then? I didn't realise they even had internet tubes in that Godforsaken wasteland. Can you eat internets?
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I don't steal pies, rape women or hang out on the street corner. Us ethiopian have more sence you black americans
I don't disagree with that statement, mainly because I don't understand it.
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The reason black people are like this is because white people made them that way.
You're getting white people mixed up with God there. Yes, you should be obedient to us both, but that's about as far as the similarity goes.
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You whites messed those people up. thats why they have a reputation of being violent and lazy and don't want to get an education. Thats why they are feared by all peoples of all nationalities. you name it: whites,mexicans,chinese,indians, arabs and some of the islanders. Only the Jamaicans aren't afraid of them.
Jamaicans aren't afraid of anything, they're too stoned to feel fear.
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Default Re: Get out of the Bush!! - 09-24-2007, 06:25 PM

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watermelon? chicken? 40'z ??? what in the world are you talking about?
Are you trying to refer to african americans? well i'm not them, I am Ethiopian. %100 Ethiopian.
Then why do you care about what goes on in America?
No Eritreans and Somalians around for you to kill or something?

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I don't steal pies, rape women or hang out on the street corner. Us ethiopian have more sence you black americans and racist white people like yourself. The reason black people are like this is because white people made them that way. You whites messed those people up.
Sure, blame the white man for your failures..
I guess it's our fault that Ethiopia has such a short life expectancy, poverty, and are constantly at war with it's neighbours..
Even though Ethiopia has never been colonized?

You have problems because you are a bunch of lazy bastards who sit around doing nothing all day..
I mean, even the women over there work more than you do!
And I'm not talking about the kitchen or the home, but they work more in your so-called "society" than you do..
Truly depraved.

And probably the cause of all your problems, when men let's women decide anything... or even work -
That's when you start getting problems.

What you need to do my negro friend, is to get off your lazy behind, send your wife back into the kitchen where she belongs -
And go get a job!

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thats why they have a reputation of being violent and lazy and don't want to get an education. Thats why they are feared by all peoples of all nationalities. you name it: whites,mexicans,chinese,indians, arabs and some of the islanders. Only the Jamaicans aren't afraid of them. They are fed up with white people trying to keep them down by any means possible.
We here at Landover sure aren't scared of them..
But then, the average Landoverian has more firepower at his disposal than all their street-gangs combined.

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Anmyone reading this post, I recommend you get the book: "myth of a Christian nation". It will show you that you white poeple were never really true christians. A Christian means to be Christlike and this country was never christlike. Jesus never had slaves, never wanted power, was never king, never started wars, never dominated or colonized countries. white america is contrary to Jesus Christ and was never (as a nation) Christlike. Satan is the ruler of the world and his throne is in the U.S.
What a bunch of nonsense!
And easily disproven with the Bible:

As for "Jesus never had slaves":
God approves of slavery. (Genesis 9:25, Ephesians 6:5, Titus 2:9-10)
And all us True Christians are his slaves. Glory! (Romans 6:16)

As for "Jesus never wanted power":
JESUS ALREADY HAS ALL POWER! And He isn't afraid to use it either:
He will throw whomever doesn't worship Him in hell! (Psalm 9:17 & John 3:16)

As for "Jesus was never king":
Jesus is the KING OF KINGS, fool!
(Revelation 19:15-16)

As for "Jesus never started wars and never dominated or colonized":
Jesus had His "followers" (jews at the time) kill and enslave every people they encountered when coming into palestine so...
I'd call that one stupid statement!
Of course, that was before Jesus earthly ministry, but Jesus is the same God as in the OT, Remember?
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Default Re: Get out of the Bush!! - 09-24-2007, 09:55 PM

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Exclamation Re: Get out of the Bush!! - 09-25-2007, 08:44 PM

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Then why do you care about what goes on in America?
No Eritreans and Somalians around for you to kill or something?



Sure, blame the white man for your failures..

Not my problem, afro american's problem.
I guess it's our fault that Ethiopia has such a short life expectancy, I never said that, did I?
poverty, and are constantly at war with it's neighbours.. You see, that is white people's problem; they can't mind their own business! Our problem is our problem and your problem is your problem.
Even though Ethiopia has never been colonized? It was colonized by Italy. But not as long as the other african countries.

You have problems because you are a bunch of lazy bastards who sit around doing nothing all day.. How do you know, do you have Ethiopian friends? We are not lazy and we never was lazy. Why do you think we are the best marathon runners in the world? We have more stamina and energy than you white folks without all those energy drinks and mitamins or whatever stimulants you people use.
I mean, even the women over there work more than you do! Are you giving credit to our women because you think they are beautiful? Too bad none of them would want to be with you nasty, explotive crackers. Find your own kind, they're all over the street, they are called hookers.
And I'm not talking about the kitchen or the home, but they work more in your so-called "society" than you do..
blah blah blah, you don't know not a damn thing about my country. I honestly never heard of the things you are talking about.
Truly depraved.

And probably the cause of all your problems, when men let's women decide anything... or even work -
That's when you start getting problems. We do what we want to do, ok, we make the rules, not shut up about it!!

What you need to do my negro friend, is to get off your lazy behind, send your wife back into the kitchen where she belongs - That tells me how smart you are. knowing that i'm Ethiopian, you called me a negro. I am not a negro, nor do I look like one, cracker!
And go get a job! Already got a Job. You get a life and mind your business.



We here at Landover sure aren't scared of them..
But then, the average Landoverian has more firepower at his disposal than all their street-gangs combined.
wow, like i'm supposed to believe that.


What a bunch of nonsense!
And easily disproven with the Bible:

As for "Jesus never had slaves":
God approves of slavery. (Genesis 9:25, Ephesians 6:5, Titus 2:9-10)
And all us True Christians are his slaves. Glory! (Romans 6:16) The life Jesus had while on this earth was the life we were supposed to live by.

As for "Jesus never wanted power":
JESUS ALREADY HAS ALL POWER! And He isn't afraid to use it either:
He will throw whomever doesn't worship Him in hell! (Psalm 9:17 & John 3:16) Talking about in the from of a man and earthly power. He is the son of God by even being that he still humbled himself and was meek.

As for "Jesus was never king":
Jesus is the KING OF KINGS, fool!
(Revelation 19:15-16) Once again, I'm talking about in earthly terms. The life he has live while on this earth is the example of how we should live.

As for "Jesus never started wars and never dominated or colonized":
Jesus had His "followers" (jews at the time) kill and enslave every people they encountered when coming into palestine so...
I'd call that one stupid statement!
Of course, that was before Jesus earthly ministry, thank you for answering to your own statements. but Jesus is the same God as in the OT, Remember? Thats right, your argument is fading.
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You christian impersonator!
So quoting the Bible, following it, and believing in Jesus Christ makes me a "christian impersonator"..?
And not doing any of those things - make you a proper Chritian?
Are you retarded or something?

Where is your scripture, friend?
All I see is empty talk.


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Default Re: Get out of the Bush!! - 09-26-2007, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
So quoting the Bible, following it, and believing in Jesus Christ makes me a "christian impersonator"..?
And not doing any of those things - make you a proper Chritian?
Are you retarded or something?

Where is your scripture, friend?
All I see is empty talk.
Well, he IS Ethiopian. I'd say that means yes...

Not to mention he's all hopped up on the drugs. They use them over there like we use white bread.

The boy can't make any sense at all. The lake of fire is cram full of jungle bunnies like him.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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