Oprah
Sinfrey announced the winner of the 2010 Pillsbury Bake-Off on her disgusting show. You can read about it
here. The winner received a million dollars for this despicable treat:
Mini Ice Cream Cookie Cups
Those look like breasts to me--breasts with sore, red nipples from a night of excessive pinching, twisting, sucking, and squeezing. As if the sight of these offensive treats alone wouldn't conjure an image of the devil's dirigibles, "cup" is right there in its name. I am appalled and outraged!
The fact that Pillsbury is in cahoots with the liberal demon Negro known as Oprah further proves my point that the company is in league with Satan. I believe all the naysayers have finally been silenced.