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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
04-04-2014, 10:36 PM
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My favorite weapon isn't a knife, it's a Beowulf .50 assault rifle. I also like my M32. Get back to you pot roast and stop making wild assumptions, woman.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
04-04-2014, 10:37 PM
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More Scripture, less Internet Tough Guy, k?
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Shut up, dumbass.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
04-04-2014, 11:31 PM
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Shut up, dumbass.
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Is this when I'm supposed to start quivering in my booties?
Just so's we're on the same page and all (I really have to start making it to rehearsal ).
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
04-05-2014, 12:16 AM
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Shut up, dumbass.
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Well! aren't you just the picture of Christian decency!
I thank Jesus you are not a real American.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
04-06-2014, 05:07 AM
Hey any left handers reading this don't stop being left handed because guess what...we have our own holiday its called Left Hander's Day Aug. 13 and we can see better underwater which is basicly a super power so keep being left handed. like this guy.
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
04-06-2014, 05:30 AM
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Hey any left handers reading this don't stop being left handed because guess what...we have our own holiday its called Left Hander's Day Aug. 13...
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That and $5 will get you a coffee at Starbucks.
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...and we can see better underwater which is basicly a super power...
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For which you give up the ability to use this:
All superheroes have a weak spot.
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...so keep being left handed. like this guy.
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So are you going to get with the Bible reading, or say hello to this lefthander?
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
04-06-2014, 05:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Didymus Much
That and $5 will get you a coffee at Starbucks.
For which you give up the ability to use this:
All superheroes have a weak spot.
So are you going to get with the Bible reading, or say hello to this lefthander?
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You Know You Make Some piffle YOU!!!!!!
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
04-06-2014, 05:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Didymus Much
That and $5 will get you a coffee at Starbucks.
For which you give up the ability to use this:
All superheroes have a weak spot.
So are you going to get with the Bible reading, or say hello to this lefthander?
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Classic right handed oppression...i was saying that righters don't have a holiday.
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
04-06-2014, 06:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Science=Satan
Classic right handed oppression...i was saying that righters don't have a holiday.
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Typical lazy left-hander: always looking for a holiday.
Also: no more profanity. Last warning.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
04-06-2014, 06:27 AM
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Classic right handed oppression...
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Classic southpaw persecution complex.
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...i was saying that righters don't have a holiday.
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Every day is righties day.
But seriously, Bible or bye-bye.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
04-06-2014, 06:40 AM
Look guys this isn't a fair fight i mean 90% against 10% so unfair why can't you let us ten percent just be in peace?Oh and if god hates lefties then why did he tell a prophet to make a army of only left handed people cause they are better at fighting if he hated them???
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
04-06-2014, 06:55 AM
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...if god hates lefties then why did he tell a prophet to make a army of only left handed people cause they are better at fighting if he hated them???
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Uh, where?
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
04-06-2014, 06:56 AM
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Look guys this isn't a fair fight i mean 90% against 10% so unfair why can't you let us ten percent just be in peace?Oh and if god hates lefties then why did he tell a prophet to make a army of only left handed people cause they are better at fighting if he hated them???
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Where does it say they are better at fighting?
I think there would be an advantage to all of the soldiers in a unit being the same handedness. Think about it: if there were normal people and lefties in the same sling unit, they would be interfering with each other's stone dispatch.
I'm guessing you never served?
YiC,
Zech
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
04-13-2014, 01:50 AM
Being left-handed is not a sin. Why would "god" make me left handed if it makes him mad? Religion has so many flaws it's not funny
Rom.1:26-27
For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
04-13-2014, 01:55 AM
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Being left-handed is not a sin. Why would "god" make me left handed if it makes him mad? Religion has so many flaws it's not funny
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Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
04-13-2014, 01:59 AM
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Being left-handed is not a sin. Why would "god" make me left handed if it makes him mad? Religion has so many flaws it's not funny
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Dear godmocking maggot:
God made everything. He made queers, negroes, gypsies, cancer, AIDS, marijuana, scorpions, witches, retards and whores. What makes you suppose that He automatically loves or even approves of all of His creations?
That's not what the Holy Bible says.
YIC,
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
04-13-2014, 02:06 AM
What about people who are skilled with both hands.
2 Thessalonians 3:8 Neither did we eat any man's bread for nought; but wrought with labour and travail night and day, that we might not be chargeable to any of you.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
04-13-2014, 02:07 AM
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What about people who are skilled with both hands.
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What is "skilled" a euphemism for? Masturbation?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
04-13-2014, 03:24 AM
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...Religion has so many flaws it's not funny
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I think that makes it hilarious.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
04-13-2014, 04:15 AM
No by skilled with both hands they can use both hands to write or hit someone.
2 Thessalonians 3:8 Neither did we eat any man's bread for nought; but wrought with labour and travail night and day, that we might not be chargeable to any of you.
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