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  • #16
    Re: New rule: post a fact, any fact

    Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
    Sweetie, instead of being mean towards our Pastor, why don't you engage in a civilized discussion - you could start by addressing my post above.
    He is a rather strange pastor. He posts the same thing over and over regardless of whos he talking to... are you sure he is not a robot?

    Regarding your post above there is not much to address. Scripture should be analized in its original language regardless if its dead or alive.

    The Quran is in Classical Arabic. A language that nobody speaks anymore. Still Muslims learn to recite the Quran in Classical Arabic since they are little, while also using a translation for meaning, they havent lost touch with the original language of revelation.

    This is something rather sad for Christians that most of them lost touch with the original language. Even the jus read the Torah in Ancient Hebrew, which is vastly different from modern Hebrew.

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    • #17
      Re: New rule: post a fact, any fact

      Also im sorry by i cant imagine God as a hand with fingers or as a creature with parts. Creatures have parts, God has no parts.

      The Quran says clearly “And there is nothing comparable to Him”. So anything you can compare God with, it cannot be God. If you can imagine it with your human brain, then it cannot be God.

      Why would God need sons or ghosts if he is all powerful? God cannot have parts, it doesnt make sense, you cannot divide God

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      • #18
        Re: New rule: post a fact, any fact

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel
        I can assure you as can all decent Christians, I am no robot. I am a virle man chosen by God Himself to spread his Loving Words. Even to despicable scum of the Earth like you. You see camel jockey, Christians do not discriminate. We treat everyone the same, no matter how depraved people like you are.

        Consider this:
        You're riding your baby bomber vest, all proud because your dad took off the safety. A Good Humor truck comes and runs over your gut, causing your body to burst and spray entrails all over the street.

        You're dead
        Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begins falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
        As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
        Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save© your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

        Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.
        Wait, what? Christians believe you go to heaven or hell right after death??? Without day of Judgement first? Doesnt your soul stay on Earth after you die until the day of judgement?

        Alhamdulillah for being Muslim. Even if I end up in hell its not straight away. I get to float around the world for some time until Israfil blows the trumpet.

        Also if my father straps bombs on me (why would cranky old man do that?) and i die, then it isnt my fault so i become a Martyr and its my father the one who goes to hell

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        • #19
          Re: New rule: post a fact, any fact

          Originally posted by MustBeOnDrugs View Post
          Also if my father straps bombs on me (why would cranky old man do that?) and i die, then it isnt my fault so i become a Martyr and its my father the one who goes to hell
          How many times do we have to tell you that Cranky Old Man is NOT your father? First of all, you don't look anything like him. Second of all, if he was your father, you wouldn't be a heathen and you'd have a lot more respect for True Christians(TM) like Pastor Ezekiel.
          And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
          Deuteronomy 6.5

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          • #20
            Re: New rule: post a fact, any fact

            Originally posted by MustBeOnDrugs View Post
            Regarding your post above there is not much to address. Scripture should be analized in its original language regardless if its dead or alive.

            The Quran is in Classical Arabic. A language that nobody speaks anymore. Still Muslims learn to recite the Quran in Classical Arabic since they are little, while also using a translation for meaning, they havent lost touch with the original language of revelation.
            By your own admission, Muslims learn to mindlessly recite something they do not understand. They only understand the commentaries. How does that make you better from Catholics doing the Mass in Latin, or Orthodoxes doing the Mass in Old Church Slavonic?


            If you only understand the translation, that means you are relying on the people who made the translation. So you are disobeying your God by not really understanding what your holy book says.


            Originally posted by MustBeOnDrugs View Post
            Also im sorry by i cant imagine God as a hand with fingers or as a creature with parts. Creatures have parts, God has no parts.
            Do all Muslims lack the understanding of the concept of a metaphor?
            God created fossils to test our faith.

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            • #21
              Re: New rule: post a fact, any fact

              Originally posted by MustBeOnDrugs View Post
              Regarding your post above there is not much to address. Scripture should be analized in its original language regardless if its dead or alive.
              A number of Scripture references have been provided for you in the original languages. In particular, since you claim The Bible has been corrupted, I've selected texts less likely to be divergent (as you might see things) from periods relevant to your claims.

              I also referred you to Daniel 4 which I'd hoped you'd read for a very specific reason. Obviously I had assumed you'd not be bothering with any translations. What did you discover?

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              • #22
                Re: New rule: post a fact, any fact

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel
                I can assure you as can all decent Christians, I am no robot. I am a virle man chosen by God Himself to spread his Loving Words. Even to despicable scum of the Earth like you. You see camel jockey, Christians do not discriminate. We treat everyone the same, no matter how depraved people like you are.

                Consider this:
                You're riding your baby bomber vest, all proud because your dad took off the safety. A Good Humor truck comes and runs over your gut, causing your body to burst and spray entrails all over the street.

                You're dead
                Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begins falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
                As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
                Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save© your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

                Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.
                "Christians do not discriminate."
                Well, the Christians on this forum certainly do.

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                • #23
                  Re: New rule: post a fact, any fact

                  Originally posted by Scoutman03 View Post
                  "Christians do not discriminate."
                  Well, the Christians on this forum certainly do.
                  The Bible is very clear than discrimination is essential in some very specific examples.
                  II Corinthians 6:14-18 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness? And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel? And what agreement hath the temple of God with idols? for ye are the temple of the living God; as God hath said, I will dwell in them, and walk in them; and I will be their God, and they shall be my people. Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord, and touch not the unclean thing; and I will receive you, and will be a Father unto you, and ye shall be my sons and daughters, saith the Lord Almighty.

                  How can a Christian comply with God's requirement without discriminating?

                  Discriminating between what is clean and unclean.
                  Discriminating in matters of idolatry.
                  Discriminating between Christ and Belial.
                  Discriminating where fellowship with unbelievers may otherwise eventuate.
                  Discriminating between light and darkness.

                  There is a reason why. The Bible explains that Christians are a peculiar people, unique in God's eyes.
                  I Peter 2:9-11 Ye are a chosen generation, a royal priesthood, an holy nation, a peculiar people; that ye should shew forth the praises of him who hath called you out of darkness into his marvellous light: which in time past were not a people, but are now the people of God: which had not obtained mercy, but now have obtained mercy. Dearly beloved, I beseech you as strangers and pilgrims, abstain from fleshly lusts, which war against the soul.

                  Elsewhere we can read about Jesus, the words He spoke, what He taught. There are people who made something else up, something contradicting Jesus, then called themselves "Christians" but what they say is not the same as what Jesus said. That such people exist is a fact.

                  It would be factual to report what they said, too. But if they contradict Jesus then the fact of their contradiction needs to be addressed as such.

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                  • #24
                    Re: New rule: post a fact, any fact

                    Originally posted by Scoutman03 View Post
                    "Christians do not discriminate."
                    Well, the Christians on this forum certainly do.
                    I take it that you have read the Parable of the Good Samaritan.

                    The remarkable fact here was that Jesus spoke in terms that clearly showed that all Samaritans were bastards.

                    Paul carried on this fine tradition with Ti:1:12: One of themselves, even a prophet of their own, said, The Cretians are alway liars, evil beasts, slow bellies. i.e. very similar to Samaritans.

                    PS,
                    Have you noticed that "Samaritans" is an anagram of "As Martians" - there may be some significance here.
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