[Enema of YOU people]

Re: Jews want to kill Jesus - again.

alright, you wanna get me straight, set me straight:
Explain where you learned that jesus was god, and what makes you think that 1. Christianity isn't a monotheistic religion and 2. How worshipping 3 gods, that you havn't made a difference between, abides the 1rst, (sometimes second, depending on which version you read), commandment.
and btw, if you play football you're damned for touching the skin of a dead pig.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Jews want to kill Jesus - again.

Attention moderators: The above post belongs in the thread "Retards are the Devil's children" and so does the poster.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Jews want to kill Jesus - again.

Sweetie, there is a spell-check on this forum. It would work wonders for you in trying to get your point across. I'll do some sample editing and show you how much difference it makes:

OOOOHHHH so the classical Roman image of Christ, the one copied from the Pagan Greek God Zeus is the true image of Jesus, I had no idea.

Mary and Joseph, (may be spelled wrong, sorry) were both Jewish. Both lived in the middle east. The majority of the new testament takes place in the middle east in the Jewish community. Thus we can deduct that Jesus was indeed a jewish arab.

See how much of a difference that makes?

[Miss Maisie]

Re: Jews want to kill Jesus - again.

Attention moderators: The above post belongs in the thread "Retards are the Devil's children" and so does the poster.

I was wondering on that, Pastor Al, sir. What with his other posts I was thinking he done got into his Momma's liquor again. How sad to know this poor soul has been touched by satan. But that there explanation of yours clears it up a lot, Pastor, I was quite worried about this one.

[Sister Noddy]

Re: Jews want to kill Jesus - again.

First off, a time is impossible with the level of techonlogy we now possess. Why because the only scientific therory on time travel is that in order achieve it a speed equal to light must be achieved, which is impossible. A human being would be flattened like a pancake at that speed, our bones could (NOT ... grammatical error here) handel (HANDLE ... ignorant spelling error here) momentum ...

First off, if you can't get the 'facts' straight on your false-science-mumbo-jumbo, then how can you be expected to get the nitty gritty on religious TRUTH™? You really don't have much to offer, do you, enemy?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Jews want to kill Jesus - again.

Attention moderators: The above post belongs in the thread "Retards are the Devil's children" and so does the poster.

Oh, from the way he was asking us to turn him straight I thought he belonged in the ex-gay forum.

Explain where you learned that jesus was god, and what makes you think that 1. Christianity isn't a monotheistic religion and 2. How worshipping 3 gods, that you havn't made a difference between, abides the 1rst, (sometimes second, depending on which version you read), commandment.

1 John 5:7 For there are three that bear record in heaven, the Father, the Word, and the Holy Ghost: and these three are one.

We are monotheists! We worship three Gods, which are One God! What's so hard to understand about that?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Jews want to kill Jesus - again.

We are monotheists! We worship three Gods, which are One God! What's so hard to understand about that?

Now there's a fine example of an oxymoro/n if I ever saw one.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Jews want to kill Jesus - again.

Now there's a fine example of an oxymoro/n if I ever saw one.

Now there's a fine example of a moro/n if I ever saw one.

Why do you hate God and the troops?

[Obey]

Re: Jews want to kill Jesus - again.

If you want to watch Jesus die over and over and over again, can I suggest a Florida vacation?

The Holy Land Experience

Now that's my idea of fun.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Jews want to kill Jesus - again.

if you play football you're damned for touching the skin of a dead pig.

How so? Footballs were never made of pig skin, and they haven't been made of pig bladders since 1871. Footballs are made of vulcanized rubber and leather.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[General Mudkip]

Re: Jews want to kill Jesus - again.

OOOOHHHH so the classical Roma image of Christ, the one copied from the Pagen Greek God Zerus is the true image of Jesus I had no idea.Mary and Joseph, may be spelled wrong sorry, were both Jewish. Both lived in the middle east. The majority of the new testiment takes place in the middle east in the Jewish community. Thus we can deduct that Jesus was indeed a jewish arab.

Y halo thar fellow Anonymous

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Jews want to kill Jesus - again.

OOOOHHHH so the classical Roma image of Christ, the one copied from the Pagen Greek God Zerus is the true image of Jesus I had no idea.Mary and Joseph, may be spelled wrong sorry, were both Jewish. Both lived in the middle east. The majority of the new testiment takes place in the middle east in the Jewish community. Thus we can deduct that Jesus was indeed a jewish arab.

Son, I am tempted to find you and tear your throat out in JESUS name. JESUS was placed in a virgin by GOD. In fact, it is quite likely that Mary herself was brought in from Gaul by GOD because she was Lily-White as well. So there is NO JOO/arab/raghead blood in JESUS.