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THE ATHEIST'S CREED CHANGED. -
07-29-2007, 12:44 PM
An avowed atheist lived in a pretty cottage with his wife and little girl, of whom he was very fond. Once he became seriously ill and his devoted wife asked a Christian friend to come and speak to him about the truth in Christ.
The sick man greeted him with oaths and curses and abused his wife for having asked him to come. "Bring me a board and a piece of chalk," he demanded. His wife watched while his hot fevered fingers slowly traced in capital letters the words, "GOD IS NOWHERE." "There," said the sick man, "that is my creed. Place it at the foot of the bed so I can see it every time I open my eyes."
His fever arose and delirium came on. The little girl was taken to a Christian home where she was tenderly cared for and where she began to learn to read. After the father had somewhat recovered, the loving little daughter was brought home to visit him. He was deeply touched at seeing her again and had her lie down with her head on the pillow beside him.
"What have you been doing since I have been ill," he tenderly asked. "Oh, they have taken such good care of me and I have learned to read," she exclaimed.
"Have you?" said the fond father. "I wonder if you could read the words at the foot of my bed?" "Yes, father, let me try," said the little one, and she began slowly to spell out the words. "God is"-then she hesitated. "Oh, father, I've got it. GOD IS NOW HERE," and added, "Yes, father, so He is, and He has been here all the time you have been ill."
The father choked with emotion and gently said, "You must go now, darling." As soon as the door was closed he burst into tears of repentance and prayed aloud for God's forgiveness, for he saw that his boasted creed was nothing but his own invention. Broken-hearted over his sins, he came to know Jesus Christ as the One who bore all his transgressions. Soon afterward he was restored to health and to his loving family.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: THE ATHEIST'S CREED CHANGED. -
07-29-2007, 12:57 PM
What a touching story, Pastor. If the atheists stopped blinding themselves to the obvious Truth and observed how God gives us True Christians™ blessings that they don't have — not just in health, but also in wealth, marital and family stability, and every other way — then surely they'd all repent, be baptized, and show their gratitude by tithing.
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Re: THE ATHEIST'S CREED CHANGED. -
07-29-2007, 02:38 PM
Praise! This story also teaches us a valuable lesson about why we shouldn't trust secular/Jew "therapists."
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: THE ATHEIST'S CREED CHANGED. -
07-29-2007, 05:20 PM
GLORY! This is just more proof that we must come to Jesus as children! All of the old man's education was for naught -- he merely needed the insight of someone who wasn't so blinded by "education" that she couldn't read the obvious truth. Landover's curriculum works!
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Re: THE ATHEIST'S CREED CHANGED. -
07-29-2007, 08:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
GLORY! This is just more proof that we must come to Jesus as children! All of the old man's education was for naught -- he merely needed the insight of someone who wasn't so blinded by "education" that she couldn't read the obvious truth. Landover's curriculum works!
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Proof? That's not proof, it's a story (like the rest of the Bible I might add). Stories are not facts, otherwise you'll tell me that all those bedtime nurseries are real.
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07-29-2007, 10:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Joo
Proof? That's not proof, it's a story (like the rest of the Bible I might add). Stories are not facts, otherwise you'll tell me that all those bedtime nurseries are real.
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Do you have any PROOF/FACT that the Holy Bible is "just stories" or are you only making up stories here?
Hypocrite.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Re: THE ATHEIST'S CREED CHANGED. -
07-29-2007, 11:45 PM
What a delightful piece of witnessing! I'm e-mailing it to everyone in my address book!
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08-03-2007, 05:25 PM
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What a delightful piece of witnessing! I'm e-mailing it to everyone in my address book!
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What a wonderful idea, Sister. People love the pleasant surprise of checking their e-mail and reading the Truth of God. Also, this way, you can witness and still keep silent in church, as the Bible commands. God is good, all the time!
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Re: THE ATHEIST'S CREED CHANGED. -
08-03-2007, 05:46 PM
PRAISE Jesus that this filthy atheist scumbag finally understood that God’s Wrath® was the reason for his illness. Another soul saved from The Pit! Glory!
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Re: THE ATHEIST'S CREED CHANGED. -
08-03-2007, 08:01 PM
I just emailed a few hundred copies of this to my heathen nephew. With the poster, which I'm sure he'll put up now that he's found Jesus:
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08-03-2007, 09:35 PM
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I just emailed a few hundred copies of this to my heathen nephew. With the poster, which I'm sure he'll put up now that he's found Jesus:
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Thanks for sharing that poster with us, Brother. I showed it to my unsaved accountant, and he said it reminded him of someone he had seen in something called a "leather bar." I don't know whether that's supposed to be a bar where all the stools are upholstered in leather or a bar specifically for people who make belts, briefcases, and coats, but either way, the hellbound trash do the darnedest things, don't they?
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Re: THE ATHEIST'S CREED CHANGED. -
08-04-2007, 03:09 AM
I noticed that they all are clamoring to wear scarlet letters to proclaim their Allegiance to satan.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: THE ATHEIST'S CREED CHANGED. -
08-04-2007, 03:36 AM
I guess the "A" on that shirt is supposed to stand for "atheist." But here are some other words and phrases that start with "A":
Antichrist
Anti-American
Allah
A homosexual
A sinner
A terrorist
The list goes on!
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Re: THE ATHEIST'S CREED CHANGED. -
08-04-2007, 05:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Virginia D. Templeton
I guess the "A" on that shirt is supposed to stand for "atheist." But here are some other words and phrases that start with "A":
Antichrist
Anti-American
Allah
A homosexual
A sinner
A terrorist
The list goes on!
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And don't forget
Abortionist
Asshat
Anarchist
Anglican
Amoral whoremonger
Al Gore
And the list goes on!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: THE ATHEIST'S CREED CHANGED. -
08-04-2007, 06:37 AM
What is Asshat?
Jesus is watching you masturbate.
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Re: THE ATHEIST'S CREED CHANGED. -
08-04-2007, 02:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
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Originally Posted by Godless heathens
COME OUT of the closet! You'll feel liberated, and your example will encourage others to COME OUT too. (Don't "out" anybody else, wait for them to OUT themselves when they are ready to do so).
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OK, have they now officially given up on pretending that there's a difference between gayness and atheism?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: THE ATHEIST'S CREED CHANGED. -
08-04-2007, 05:40 PM
And let's not forget AIDS, which wouldn't exist if not for moral relativism.
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