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Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. -
07-15-2007, 11:24 AM
Brothers and Sisters! Gather round! There's a new threat to our idealistic existance that God put in place for us! A few un-holy men created their own religeon! These are not words of God or any sort. He just wrote these down and claimed them as truth! These "Pastafarians" are frauds in this holy world.
http://www.venganza.org/
Seriously?! Who thinks they can just write things down and claim them as the 100% truth with no proof?! Heathens! They deserve to burn!
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Re: Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. -
07-15-2007, 11:35 AM
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Originally Posted by GaryTheBanana
Brothers and Sisters! Gather round! There's a new threat to our idealistic existance that God put in place for us! A few un-holy men created their own religeon! These are not words of God or any sort. He just wrote these down and claimed them as truth! These "Pastafarians" are frauds in this holy world.
http://www.venganza.org/
Seriously?! Who thinks they can just write things down and claim them as the 100% truth with no proof?! Heathens! They deserve to burn!
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We are very aware of these Homers friend.
In fact, their book is now included in one of our regular Book Burning sessions.
Jesus will sort them out, REAL SOON!
Praise His Holy name
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. -
07-15-2007, 11:59 AM
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Originally Posted by GaryTheBanana
Brothers and Sisters! Gather round! There's a new threat to our idealistic existance that God put in place for us! A few un-holy men created their own religeon! These are not words of God or any sort. He just wrote these down and claimed them as truth! These "Pastafarians" are frauds in this holy world.
http://www.venganza.org/
Seriously?! Who thinks they can just write things down and claim them as the 100% truth with no proof?! Heathens! They deserve to burn!
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Did you seriously believe yourself to be the very first little unsaved imbecile to come in here mocking Jesus with this blasphemy?
You pathetic jokes won't seem quite so hilarious when Jesus sends you to eternal damnation where you will be anally assaulted by every nigra in hell...
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. -
07-15-2007, 12:35 PM
FOR HE WHOM MOCKS JESUS SHALT BE ANALLY RAPED BY THEM N*GGERS
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Re: Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. -
07-15-2007, 12:58 PM
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FOR HE WHOM MOCKS JESUS SHALT BE ANALLY RAPED BY THEM N*GGERS
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What's the matter? Did daddy touch you in your naughty place as a child? Racist word = Bad
Hai guiz wuts goin on in dis internet?
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Re: Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. -
07-24-2007, 05:06 PM
Honestly, the Flying Spaghetti Monster? That's a little extreme, don't you think? I could understand if you found the very small group of people who still worship Quetzalcoatl, but this is utterly rediculous.
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Re: Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. -
07-24-2007, 05:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Blind leading the blind
Honestly, the Flying Spaghetti Monster? That's a little extreme, don't you think? I could understand if you found the very small group of people who still worship Quetzalcoatl, but this is utterly rediculous.
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What animal did you say your soul was again?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. -
07-24-2007, 05:11 PM
At least it is something from the cutural history of the entire world, not made up from some idiot's mind. You probably don't even know who Quetzalcoatl was said to be.
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Re: Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. -
07-24-2007, 05:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Blind leading the blind
Honestly, the Flying Spaghetti Monster? That's a little extreme, don't you think? I could understand if you found the very small group of people who still worship Quetzalcoatl, but this is utterly rediculous.
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There is only one True God and only one True Religion.
As written in The Bible (KJV1611).
Do you think the Mooslime Faith started out with millions of followers? Of course not. Nothing pisses off God more than the Worship of false Idols.
Exodus 34:14
For thou shalt worship no other god: for the LORD, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. -
07-24-2007, 05:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Blind leading the blind
At least it is something from the cutural history of the entire world, not made up from some idiot's mind.
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It's not from the cultural history of the entire world, it's something from the cultural history of South America. Only spics live there, so no-one cares about it. Do try to be less ignorant in future.
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You probably don't even know who Quetzalcoatl was said to be.
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A mythological spic furry resembling a giant negro tallywhacker covered in feathers.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. -
07-24-2007, 05:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Blind leading the blind
At least it is something from the cutural history of the entire world, not made up from some idiot's mind. You probably don't even know who Quetzalcoatl was said to be.
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You believe you have an animal as your soul because of some South American druggie says so yet you say the Flying Spaghetti Monster is extreme? At lest the guy who is pushing it claims to have some scientific proof for it which more than any shaman could ever boast of. Getting stoned and then claiming your hallucination divine revelation is ludicrous. God doesn’t reveal His message to the world threw backwoods hicks.
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