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Default Tips, or ideas on exterminating a Moutain Lion? - 05-06-2016, 03:59 PM

We have a mountain lion that now thinks he "owns" our land. He does whatever he wants, including killing some of our calves. So me, and my father have planned to start hunting it. But we have had no luck in killing it yet. So I am asking some tips, that maybe could help us? What gun would work best in killing it? Should we use traps? I know this Godly forum has some skilled hunters here, and I want to here from you. Any ideas would be most appreciated, and I would not mind shipping the pelt of it, to the most helpful person here.


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Default Re: Tips, or ideas on exterminating a Moutain Lion? - 05-06-2016, 04:13 PM

I say trap it and sell it as a house pet on Craigslist to some sinner. It's win, win, win. No game wardens fining you for killing it, you make some money in the process and some sinner gets his Godly judgment.


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Default Re: Tips, or ideas on exterminating a Moutain Lion? - 05-06-2016, 06:01 PM

Cranky Old Man might help you with that. He already cleaned Freehold of any life forms bigger then a hamster.
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Default Re: Tips, or ideas on exterminating a Moutain Lion? - 05-06-2016, 09:49 PM

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Cranky Old Man might help you with that. He already cleaned Freehold of any life forms bigger then a hamster.
My that is impressive! May I ask how he did that?


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Default Re: Tips, or ideas on exterminating a Moutain Lion? - 05-06-2016, 10:14 PM

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Cranky Old Man might help you with that. He already cleaned Freehold of any life forms bigger then a hamster.
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My that is impressive! May I ask how he did that?
Especially after they seized his artillery "collection".


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Default Re: Tips, or ideas on exterminating a Moutain Lion? - 05-06-2016, 11:02 PM

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Especially after they seized his artillery "collection".
See? Even the atheist mentions Cranky's mortars being removed on grounds of being a public menace. But do any single one of you ever say "Poor Des, losing his second Amendment right to have anti-aircraft rifles mounted on the corners of his house just because one of them accidentally destroyed Faith Machine's eyesore of a van."?

Nope, nobody ever says that.


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Default Re: Tips, or ideas on exterminating a Moutain Lion? - 05-07-2016, 12:29 AM

Burn it out.


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Default Re: Tips, or ideas on exterminating a Moutain Lion? - 05-07-2016, 11:35 AM

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Burn it out.
Trust Brother King on this. Last month one of the managers of a little oil operation I have going up in Fort McMurray, Canada was complaining about a lynx that was skulking around the oil hand barracks. Several of my security team had tried to kill it, with no success. When I mentioned the problem to Brother King, he gave me the exact same advice. So I had two of my best security personnel fly up there armed with flame throwers. And you know what? They called just a few days ago and reported that not only was the lynx gone, but there was no wildlife anywhere in sight!

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-36224767


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Default Re: Tips, or ideas on exterminating a Moutain Lion? - 05-11-2016, 11:39 PM

We got it! We finally got it! Praise Jesus, this is a glorious day!


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We got it! We finally got it! Praise Jesus, this is a glorious day!

Glory! Did you make sure there weren't cubs somewhere? If you don't kill them now they'll grow up to be dangerous later. They're just like Muslims that way.


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Glory! Did you make sure there weren't cubs somewhere? If you don't kill them now they'll grow up to be dangerous later. They're just like Muslims that way.
Oh don't worry they are all gone. We didn't hesitate to get rid of every last one of them. I will double check in the morning to see if there is any signs of more near our land.


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