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In my short time browsing this website, I have seen more hate than any other website I've ever visited. I'm half expecting to be flamed, cursed at and overall unwanted just by making a post here.


I never knew God taught so much bigotry and hate. Maybe I just wasn't taught the right ways of God and religion.
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Jesus Re: hello - 06-30-2016, 07:57 AM
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In my short time browsing this website, I have seen more hate than any other website I've ever visited. I'm half expecting to be flamed, cursed at and overall unwanted just by making a post here.

I never knew God taught so much bigotry and hate. Maybe I just wasn't taught the right ways of God and religion.
Dear Person,

It is by the Grace of God that you are here but it is also disturbing that you have totally misunderstood the goal of this Forum.

It is our duty to spread True™ information about the Will of God (as expressed in the Bible) to give you and other sinners a chance of Heaven! It is because of this overwhelming Love that we do this job despite being constantly persecuted by atheists and false Christians.

Jesus may feel deep sadness when He sends unbelievers to Hell. The false Christians tell you that "Jesus loves everyone" (compare with Malachi 1:3 and Romans 9:13 - the Bible clearly states that there are people who Jesus hates from the beginning of their lives). This may be so, but that also means that His definition of the word "love" is very different from the mundane, human everyday definition (for more information, see Exodus 3:14). Jesus's Love is much more harsh and it does not prevent Him from following His own rules, according to which unbelievers will spend Eternity in Infinite Torture.

John 3:18
He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

How will this condemnation be manifested?

Matthew13:49-20
So shall it be at the end of the world: the angels shall come forth, and sever the wicked from among the just, And shall cast them into the furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.

Don't you think it is the duty of every Bible-believing man and female to tell the World about this? Furthermore, things are about to get ugly very soon. Jesus promised to bring a sword!

Matthew 10:34
Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

When will this sword appear? Very soon when Jesus recycles this Old Rotten earth totally, including all the living Creatures on it!

Revelation 19:21
And the remnant were slain with the sword of him that sat upon the horse, which sword proceeded out of his mouth: and all the fowls were filled with their flesh.

The one upon the horse is Jesus. He's going to kill everyone who does not follow Him. This is preceded by total annihilation of the biosphere! Glory!



Revelation 16:3
And the second angel poured out his vial upon the sea; and it became as the blood of a dead man: and every living soul died in the sea.

Only by following God's Commandments (Ecclesiastes 12:13) can you avoid this fate. It is all clearly stated in the Bible. This answers your notion of not having been taught the right ways of God. You weren't but it is not too late.



If only these people had the decency to pray and all their problems would be solved!

Matthew 17:20
And Jesus said unto them, Because of your unbelief: for verily I say unto you, If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain, Remove hence to yonder place; and it shall remove; and nothing shall be impossible unto you.


 Yours in Christ,

Elmer

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Default Re: hello - 06-30-2016, 11:20 AM
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In my short time browsing this website, I have seen more hate than any other website I've ever visited. I'm half expecting to be flamed, cursed at and overall unwanted just by making a post here.

I never knew God taught so much bigotry and hate. Maybe I just wasn't taught the right ways of God and religion.
As Pastor for tolerance and diversity, I am naturally disturbed.

Could you give me some examples? I do try to keep the comments on the site in line with the Word of God, rather than the errant "word of man".

Please link a post and we will see, together, what can be done.

Many thanks for your future cooperation which is largely assumed.

Yours In Christ

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Default Re: hello - 06-30-2016, 02:31 PM
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In my short time browsing this website, I have seen more hate than any other website I've ever visited. I'm half expecting to be flamed, cursed at and overall unwanted just by making a post here.


I never knew God taught so much bigotry and hate. Maybe I just wasn't taught the right ways of God and religion.
This is often the case with so called liberal Christians. Did you know that some of them even believe that it is refectory okay to gaywise?

I myself had several gay friends who in all honesty were a great bunch of lads but on being Saved™ by the conditional love of Jesus Christ Himself it was my Christian duty to tell them all that they were scum and the Jesus specified that He wants them all dead (Leviticus 20:13).

It was very hard for me because at least two of them owed me money but I had no choice but to show my love of Jesus by publicly denouncing them all at that wedding. I suffered significant abuse for that but that just goes to show that Matthew 5:10 was absolutely correct.

YIC

1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: hello - 06-30-2016, 02:47 PM
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In my short time browsing this website, I have seen more hate than any other website I've ever visited. I'm half expecting to be flamed, cursed at and overall unwanted just by making a post here.


I never knew God taught so much bigotry and hate. Maybe I just wasn't taught the right ways of God and religion.
Something seems awfully familiar here... wait, yeah, found it. Still with the bloody Comic Sans, huh?


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In my short time browsing this website, I have seen more hate than any other website I've ever visited. I'm half expecting to be flamed, cursed at and overall unwanted just by making a post here.

I never knew God taught so much bigotry and hate. Maybe I just wasn't taught the right ways of God and religion.

Whatchu trying to pull here?

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Whatchu trying to pull here?
What kind of person goes in the Inter Nets just to troll Christians?


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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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